Derek Graff @derekwgraff
Stand Up Comedian. Engineer. Aggressively Midwestern. Good with adults. Show dates: https://t.co/LAEZp4TKfB Merch: https://t.co/fx9DGUVtgk derekgraff.com Chicago, IL Joined January 2009-
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Maybe the best picture of me ever. LOOK AT THAT CALF DEFINITION AND LITTLE BIT OF THIGH POKING OUT! LOOK AT IT!
Update: fun race shot, and the reason I do it
Update: fun race shot, and the reason I do it https://t.co/CZnYlGG3Gd
10k completed. Happy enough with my time to actually post it.
Well, the U of I campus police decided they’d rather go assault college students than help with a 5k, so our race was cancelled and we’re going with plan B.
Need @blue to meet Hennes ASAP, @fckoeln_en @fckoeln. #effzeh #ForTheShoe
Need @blue to meet Hennes ASAP, @fckoeln_en @fckoeln. #effzeh #ForTheShoe
Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
🐯 Andrés Feliz @verdadero_andre #MVPMovistar 🔁 Cada RT = 1 vot #BadalonaÉsFutur
And he’s back
Larry Nance: Respectfully, I'm bettin on the Pels. I'm not BETTING, no Jontay Porter. I'm not BETTING. I'm not betting on anything. I don't own a betting app, none of that.
🥹🥹🥹 WVU, hope you know what a great one you’re getting.
🥹🥹🥹 WVU, hope you know what a great one you’re getting. https://t.co/Udpu3BpDZu
A legend forever and always
A legend forever and always https://t.co/i4mA5WIhZC
INTRODUCING THE 2024 WBIT CHAMPIONS - @IlliniWBB 🏆 #ElevateTheGame
Shauna Green has won 41 games in two seasons as the head coach of Illinois Fighting Illini Women’s Basketball. This has been a REVOLUTION.
Final Illinois basketball game of the year is going to be a win! 🏆 🥹 Shauna mf Green!
Potentially brilliant (maybe awful) idea: As teams lose in March Madness, they get added to the ongoing NIT (kinda like champions/europa league)
The Campfire Milkshake is going to be their rep in the All-Star Game.
The Campfire Milkshake is going to be their rep in the All-Star Game.
what people on twitter want nyt connections to be
The most predictable thing in the world. As soon as Purdue is officiated fairly, it’s over for them. We can’t be sure that will ever happen, though.
*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
Michael Meyers @MeMichaelMeyers
1K Followers 815 Following Stand up comedian in Chicago. I have a special linked below called, Michael Meyers Performs Comedy for Real People
Bob Uhler @whoisbobuhler
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Shirts That Go Hard R.. @MayorOfFartTown
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Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
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Sammy “Samuel” Mo.. @sammymowrey
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kuchikan @kuchikan1
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Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI
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Bob Uhler @whoisbobuhler
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Shirts That Go Hard R.. @MayorOfFartTown
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Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
437K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
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Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
donni saphire @donni
60K Followers 2K Following Skeptical of most squirrels. Friendly comedian. More jokes on @[email protected]. Producer on The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park. Hat avoider.
Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
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Joe Jackson @joejacksonCBB
5K Followers 736 Following Big Ten basketball coverage | Scouting and Film Threads | Creator of Feed The Post - a Big Ten basketball channel | Co-Host @BoilersInStands |
Hoop Informatics @HoopInformatics
7K Followers 275 Following Enriching your basketball experience | #ChicagoBulls | #Illini | | #NBA | #B1G |Basketball Analysis | Film Breakdowns | Stats | Resources | Community
Ryan McIntyre @Moneyline_Mac
4K Followers 712 Following Co-Host: @RyanAndRushShow & @TCEonSGPN. Former College Basketball Staffer. WVU Class of 2016 #LetsGo
Dena K. @DenaKhalafallah
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Sorta Sweet, Sorta Sp.. @spookysweet13
2K Followers 4K Following Coach’s wife. Illini, Saluki, & Bears fan. Nerdy. Horror. Halloween. Gatsby’s aunt. Dogs. Otters. Wookies. Beard lover. Bryce Harper fan. College BB. Southpaw.
The College Experienc.. @TCEonSGPN
6K Followers 1K Following "The College Experience" is the premier college sports podcast all year round 🏈🏀⚾️. Pick Dundee and co. is brought to you by @GamblingPodcast @TheSGPNetwork
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66K Followers 423 Following The Official account of Coastal Carolina Baseball | 2016 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS | 19 NCAA Regionals | 19 Regular Season Titles | 16 Tournament Titles
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I know we laugh these off but this is not ok. We cannot live like this. We can’t make this seem normal to our children. All of our hours afterwork just physically and mentally resting and prepping to be ready… for work. Until we die. Please unionize. End capitalism. 4hr day now.
"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed:
The arrests will continue until they can reverse these numbers
This is a lie. Jill Stein was investigated by the Senate Intelligence Committee for ties to Russia - and they found no wrongdoing whatsoever. But accounts like this spread disinformation about her constantly with no fact-checks, no community notes, and no accountability at all.
Remember when Jill Stein attended the RT dinner with Flynn and sat next to Putin. This after whitewashing Assad’s massacre of hundreds of thousands of Syrians. Too bad she was never investigated for being a Kremlin mouthpiece
@NateSilver538 Good job using words and saying nothing.
@NateSilver538 Have you missed the protests in every major city over the last 6 months????
“Whoever is in solidarity with our corpses but not our Rockets is a hypocrite and not of us”
This is the best he could come up with to try and tame the detractors who were formally his fans. Every time Elon is forced to use logic in public, he quickly exposes how stupid he actually is. And you can tell that this he’s genuinely TRYING. That’s what makes it sad.
If you teach that “weak makes right”, then the perceived stronger party – in this case, Israel – is wrong. Morals should be taught in the absolute, meaning that it is possible for either the strong or weak to be morally good, depending on their actions.
Is there a situation in which you say “I hope you get raped” and are the good guy?
Female isr*el supporter at ucla wishes r*pe on students outside the ucla encampment today #roycehall #UCLA
How is this thing THIS bad, Jesus. Over 100 Palestinian journalists killed and you give an award to an IDF reservist correspondent.
🇺🇸🇮🇱 — WATCH: Israeli journalist Barak Ravid wins the Aldo Beckman Award for excellence in White House coverage at the White House Correspondents' Dinner this evening.
What a fucking sick joke how about defunding the criminal state targeting journalists - and KILLING them
The White House Correspondents Dinner did a whole presentation on wrongfully detained journalists around the world. There was no mention of Julian Assange.
Pro Israel protestor spits at Pro Palestinian supporter and calls him a "bitch ass n" word. Looking forward to the media covering this racist hate speech.
🚨 Man calls a Black person the “n word” and them spits on him Can anyone identify this man at @UCLA?
Thanks @CoachCatBeasley for how you coach & invest in your players. You’re a class act & humble example. In the end, it truly is about the people you have around you every single day,that matters most. Our family is so very thankful for you! #FamILLy #GreatCoachEvenBetterPerson
I couldn’t agree more! @CoachCatBeasley is truly one of the best! I’ve learned so much from him and extremely grateful to call him family!
Thanks @CoachCatBeasley for how you coach & invest in your players. You’re a class act & humble example. In the end, it truly is about the people you have around you every single day,that matters most. Our family is so very thankful for you! #FamILLy #GreatCoachEvenBetterPerson
white people will really slaughter your whole family and think they’re more civilized than you because they did it with their pinkies up
I do not support Hamas or Hezbollah. Hutch supports Joe Biden who is literally arming the genocide with zero restrictions on the use of the 2000 lb bombs we keep sending them. Weird how when you normalize evil you don't recognize your own culpability anymore.
Will we get more that 70 wins idk but will I enjoy this weekend for what it was. You bet I am.
WHITE SOX SWEEP THE RAYS!!! WE’RE PLAYING THE VIDEO PEOPLE
It's cool that your grandparents did this and you just kinda don't do anything remotely similar or even related but still get to parade their memory in defense of your political attitude on any given day
My grandparents helped hide Jews fleeing southern Italy in railroad tunnels, and then lived in those tunnels for weeks, eating dirt and grass, until American soldiers came through. You bought a kaffiyeh from Amazon and glamped for a week on the middle of Manhattan.
Kiss my ass nazi hugger
Accusing Israel of genocide for fighting a war it did not start is a modern day blood libel.
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