Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti
Writer, nerd, thrifter queen, Magnum P.I. fan. Catholic. Mom. All panic, no disco. Find me @ActonInstitute @Deseret Opinions my own but should be yours. emilyzanotti.substack.com Southeast of Disorder Joined April 2007-
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The zoo at night is both amazing and terrifying.
Back at @NashvilleZoo for the second time today, this time to drink and raise money for its massive, awesome expansion.
“Stop sword fighting with beef jerky! Those Chomps ones are expensive” New quote for my memoirs.
I just pushed 120 pounds of preschooler up a 30 degree incline AMA
Finally we have an answer to the age-old philosophy question: how many pinheads can dance on angles
Finally we have an answer to the age-old philosophy question: how many pinheads can dance on angles
“The chickens are loose!” Did you let them out? “No, they just got out because the door was open!” Who opened it? “I don’t know!”
“I am definitely just making fun of men fulfilled by relationships and families,” Tate sniffs. “It definitely isn’t about unresolved trauma from an absent father.”
“I am definitely just making fun of men fulfilled by relationships and families,” Tate sniffs. “It definitely isn’t about unresolved trauma from an absent father.”
“Women over 25 are old, run-through whores!” Same guy: “Why won’t these women take my constructive criticism?”
“Women over 25 are old, run-through whores!” Same guy: “Why won’t these women take my constructive criticism?”
Perhaps a summer abroad in Lebanon is in order?
Perhaps a summer abroad in Lebanon is in order?
Proof that Catholic men will do ANYTHING except talk to a woman
It’s a sin to be over 30 and single, ladies. Better…*checks notes*…shack up with a creepy redpill loser before it’s too late! And by “too late” they mean “before you graduate high school.”
It’s a sin to be over 30 and single, ladies. Better…*checks notes*…shack up with a creepy redpill loser before it’s too late! And by “too late” they mean “before you graduate high school.”
If we’re going to RETVRN to an era of flagrant drug use and destructive promiscuity, I’d prefer the 70s to the 60s, thanks.
If we’re going to RETVRN to an era of flagrant drug use and destructive promiscuity, I’d prefer the 70s to the 60s, thanks.
We are so close to someone waxing nostalgic about the wondrous norms of the moral paragons that are The Rolling Stones
We are so close to someone waxing nostalgic about the wondrous norms of the moral paragons that are The Rolling Stones
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
I do not think that American universities play an important role in the IDF logistics chain
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2K Followers 713 Following Traditional Catholic. Husband. Father. Promoter of puns and dad jokes. Super fan of the Super Fans.@emzanotti Wife and I hit Durty Nelly’s and Dick’s Last Resort in San Antonio today!
I had the great privilege of speaking to our Jewish (and a few Christian) friends at the hostage family forum rally for #bringthemhomenow. What a blessing.
turns out triggering groypers into calling me a "Jew" in the replies to every single thing I post is lucrative
Hi @SenFettermanPA! I am helping an Israeli hostage family make meetings on the Hill next week. I’ve emailed your staff about setting something up but haven’t heard back. I’d love to make it happen - I know it would mean a lot to them.
This is actually demonic. Pearl is essentially encouraging men to think of p0rn as a source of power in a relationship, and to believe that ex-p0rn stars warning men of the dangers of p0rn are just trying to control them. Truly evil stuff.
Women don’t like porn because it makes them lose power, not because they believe it is that detrimental to society. Social media is far more detrimental to women than porn is to men
@emzanotti Stu has been trying to sell me on: -rabbits -goats -geese I have said no to all ducks are enough
I know she thinks this story makes her look good. It does not. This is the kind of story that you hear in an episode of Dateline and think “ah so this is how a murderer is made.”
@emzanotti wait. First, i left for 4 years. but, you have twin boys or something right? Dude, I'm going off memory here. I just thought they was older. Hell, you were prego last time I saw ya, and you just started popping up in this stupid new timeline like a week back
@emzanotti We missed you at the zoo by one day. Was there yesterday
@emzanotti If I had a pencil-thin mustache I could probably solve this mystery...
Gillian turns sweet 16 today 🥰 I couldn’t be more proud of the woman she is becoming 🙏 Her confirmation Saint is Joan of Arc and I think this quote of hers sums up G’s attitude so well “I am not afraid... I was born to do this.”