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Steve Winwood is such a massive talent. You could pick any classic 70s act and he’d have been a value-added member on every front from vocals to musicianship to songwriting
Boston losing makes this a MUCH more interesting series
the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
Kinda messed up that we, as a society, started making F-able popcorn buckets after Paul Reubens’ passing
hope nobody needs this lol
learning that Jesus Christ conquered death and overcame the grave is a lot less impressive when you realize who his dad is 😕
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Raise taxes
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(NBA on TNT watching Okja instead of game) SHAQ: he look just like you Chuck
Moving it to top five right behind “Shaq thinks it takes ten or eleven hours to fly to the moon”
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
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Wish we still had Vine. I recorded some down in the tornado shelter with my cat, hotboxing the fraidy hole (the post divorce years haven’t been kind to me.)
@HaitianDvorce Steve & Bobby would still be Playing With The Band right now
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