“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium
i do all my own stunts open.substack.com/pub/blassie/p/… Chicago, IL Joined January 2016-
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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE retweeted
friend who won’t stop drinking from comically large jug of water while you complain about your bf
had a panic attack at the mall
latinas ovulate everyday of the month
what cracks me up every time is “the east loop”
what cracks me up every time is “the east loop”
YESSS BLASSIE X CHILIS COLLAB WHEN
tore it up at chilis
drunk as fuck waving at a baby at chili’s like i’m the pope
i’m at chilis for the first time in my life drunk off my ass after 1 margarita
let someone like you
where my schizo autistic spiritual lesbian wordcels at
where my schizo autistic spiritual lesbian wordcels at https://t.co/IGg1BZdUIk
viral video on the tl causing me psychic damage and raising my cortisol for reasons i am unable to disclose
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE retweeted
they say behind every powerful man is a woman pulling the strings. but if I’ve learned anything the last month, it’s that men also love to be pulling the strings behind a powerful woman
nothing classy about how i tore this chicken pot pie up
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE retweeted
Should I just kill myself
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Me when the nurse mentions Oxy
LMFAOO this is so evil
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