Beefaroni 🍖 & Shambles 🍊 @boyar_dad
Joined January 2023-
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Local menace is officially strong enough to jump onto the counter, it's so over for me
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absolutely flabbergasted that I chose to get out of bed
the way Shambo holds Beef's arm with his tail 🥹
it's impossible to get out of bed with an entire Beefaroni on your chest, trust me I've tried
POV: it's bed time and Shambles is very happy because he gets to loaf on you
Literally the only time he isn't quacking at me 🙄
Beefaroni 🍖 & Shambles 🍊 retweeted
Greenbelt, MD!! Major Tom is a major lovebug!! He is looking for a home that understands the needs of an FIV+ kitty petfinder.com/cat/major-tom-…
Beefaroni 🍖 & Shambles 🍊 retweeted
Wishy is wishing for a home where he can sit with you and play fetch all day. He is so sweet and funny and misses having a person of his own. Isn’t there someone out there for this beautiful void? Elkton, MD but can transport. Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.com
"yes Shambles?" "the injustice! the sheer gall to leave me for what? work? absurd."
Beef, you're so polite, refined, and downright dapper. How do you pull it off so effortlessly?
Beefaroni 🍖 & Shambles 🍊 retweeted
One amazing cat y’all are definitely sleeping on is Penny. Dogs? Penny loves ‘em. Other cats? Fine w/her! Want a cuddly cat who loves attention? She’s your girl! She’s a perfect ball of sweetness who was left behind when her last humans moved. Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
Bambles I don't care how much you hit me with that death stare, I'm busy
he's just illegally cozy
Pets! Pet me please or else I'll collapse into dust
scrungly little loaf 🍞
my boys out here looking like an album cover
maybe...maybe video game time isn't too bad
my sweet boys, just lounging 🥹
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