Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope
I’m not cool!! check out @freshmoviepod!! chelseathepope.com Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2008-
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“you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” yeah but did you also get cool socks?? Mine gave me cool socks. I’m trying to bond w you
If you’re sober don’t worry you don’t have to miss out on 4/20 you can actually experience bone-shattering paranoia any day of the year
When you accidentally assume your server is expecting (based on real events)
No I am not dating during my first year of recovery, yes a year is suggested, no it is not a requirement, yes I am doing it anyway, no I am not interested in making an exception, yes it is secretly because I got the ick
The aesthetic bin I just put my Scary Pile Of Mail I’m Afraid To Open into really ties the room together
Me graduating UCLA vs me 12 years into living in LA
Coachella this weekend was lit!! Sorry I’m better than all of you!!!
(looks at taxes owed and quickly shuts laptop and tosses it out the window and sips a capri sun) worrying about tomorrow only takes away today’s peace
(swimming in debt, apartment in shambles) which of these 8 memes will best please my crush
Me trying to act casual walking out of Ralph’s with 4 boxes of pop tarts stuffed in my jacket
Me trying to act casual walking out of Ralph’s with 4 boxes of pop tarts stuffed in my jacket
A lot of y’all need to get off hinge and go here:
Why the square hole?? Why you looking at me like that?? Robin please I’m 3 or 4 years old and I do not need this 😭😭
Why the square hole?? Why you looking at me like that?? Robin please I’m 3 or 4 years old and I do not need this 😭😭 https://t.co/mTORFkSheZ
Me making a pb & j
This thimble YEARNS
Never try to outwit a bridge troll just ask them to define the relationship you two have they will literally beg you to pass (bridge trolls are notorious for saving themselves for a 10)
I’m generally very insecure about my crooked teeth and always appreciate when this take pops up every once in a while and I can check my conditioning
I’m generally very insecure about my crooked teeth and always appreciate when this take pops up every once in a while and I can check my conditioning
Being a rude person is so embarrassing like infants and dogs have passed you up in emotional intelligence that’s not something I’d openly advertise
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese
13K Followers 1K Following she’s gay. @BROSTHEMOVIE | Lydia Parker on @tooningout | 22 JFL new face| ‘22 @CBS Showcase|Kamala Harris Impression|#BLM #TransRightsAreHumanRights
chase @_chase_____
12K Followers 1K Following girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutcher
5K Followers 1K Following certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher
pushpush @itspushpush
16K Followers 1K Following 1/2 of mdhvn, one whole pushpush Delete Spotify, I believe in you (alt: @pushpushfm )
Stephen Robinson @SER1897
12K Followers 8K Following Read my words about politics/pop culture at The Play Typer Guy newsletter (https://t.co/DzcTUqZnkw). Find me on Threads and Bluesky at @ser1897
dev @devvvrobot
4K Followers 926 Following Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Kevin Burke @Ke7inBurke
5K Followers 1K Following hey! | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him
Dennis Lemaster @LemasterDe79453
14 Followers 17 Following
Daddy Pez (parody) (o.. @JayKlosinski
296 Followers 977 Following opinions my own. “Daddy Pez” On Spoutable.
Maija Myllylä @MaijaMyllyla
595 Followers 1K Following Toimittaja, tiedottaja, tulkki, täti. Twiittaan töistä (arktisuus, suomalainen osaaminen, sosiaalinen hyvinvointi, kieli) ja joskus myös huveista.
Mark Boyd @MarkLBoyd
636 Followers 814 Following I get paid to say other people's words. I'll tell you more later. As long as it's on the teleprompter...
Michael morrone @Michaelmor10136
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Jason Beghe @jasonbeghe84862
382 Followers 730 Following I just want to give a big shout out to all the fans out there who have followed my work up until now. Keep watching and supporting Chicago Pd
Grumpy Dan's T-Shirt .. @GrumpyDanShirts
7 Followers 100 Following Selling shirts cause what the fuck else am I gonna do? Etsy: https://t.co/lAFeUJrYFj
Kelly Marie @Kellymarie885
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Will J @WillJohn406
213 Followers 563 Following Sports are life. Oklahoma State alum. love the Stl Cardinals. Don’t listen to my opinions.
CoraRuan @CoraRuan369
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WWE2K24 - EWF Online .. @WWE2K22EWF
110 Followers 597 Following Die EWF ist eine Deutsche WWE2K24 Online Wrestling Liga! Jeden Samstag gibt es ab 20 Uhr einen Live Stream auf YouTube. #wwe2k24 #LiveStream #wwe2k24German
David Stroup @David_Stroup
357 Followers 1K Following 98% of change in life is mix shift. Don't look at the trombones; it only encourages them.
Belinda Albertson @BelindcfAlbert
10 Followers 376 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😳 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/h3dvXKZqXW
Jeff Bastet @JeffBastet
108 Followers 97 Following Erotic writer. Just having fun here. Probably masturbating.
Chris 💖💜💙 @GawkingGeek
846 Followers 1K Following They/Them | 38 | 💖 Bisexual and polyamorous non-binary professor with a penchant for puns, academia, cryptids, & RPGs. 💫 GM of W∞RLDS APART & The Glass Abyss.
Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown
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Jenny Giovinetti @jennywalter001
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Tom Fleming @BigFlemEnt
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Bacchus Jr @templebacchus
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Mark Williams @MarkWillia7639
251 Followers 1K Following I believe everything happens for a good reason 😇
junkosmith @junkosmith87
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Bertram Zerkke @berzzerkke
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Freddy Lee Allen Jr. @intime505
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Rick Katschke @hostandguest
440 Followers 1K Following Host of Host and Guest podcast. Creator/Host/Writer/Producer of @thecateredquiz. Editor of CONSUMPTION OPTIONAL, streaming on @foundfootage REWIND-O. Local Dad.
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24 Followers 2K Following
رجب رجب @rjbrjb1450134
79 Followers 2K Following
Oliver Cruickshank @OCruickshank
220 Followers 5K Following
Alexander Fabregat @ALEXFABREGAT71
936 Followers 5K Following a 53 years young multi-faceted artist whose work transcends mediums and genres, looking for work in a cool game studio, maybe...
重庆同城小学妹.. @DayleGene95243
55 Followers 416 Following 同城真心小学妹．Q．3681701671可甜可咸．可69、活好不粘人．只要你真心．妹妹必尽心·无定金．无门槛．非诚勿扰·要定金．门槛费的都是骗子
I’m Greg Shaker Dam.. @GregShaker
6K Followers 2K Following Professional Gambler who resides in Memphis Tennessee. Strong Edge Player in all Major American Sports.
DakotaSuede @DakotaSuede
69 Followers 1K Following
Colin Parent @ColinParent
10K Followers 9K Following Running for CA 79th Assembly District. Also: Councilmember @LaMesaCA, CEO & Gen Counsel for @CirculateSD. Personal account.⚡We can, we will!⚡
Will @WillFromNiagara
207 Followers 642 Following Party of Five #BillsMafia #TOTHECORE #seered Alcohol-Free :) #photography #design #musician #whatever Challenge Accepted
vanmojo @vanmojo
2K Followers 5K Following Do not offend the Chair Leg of Truth®... Civil Lit Paralegal, former ink-stained wretch, & #USCG veteran 🏴/🇮🇪Occasional Irish Musician
Jimbob Nostradamus @JimbobNostrada1
86 Followers 390 Following Annoying lefty. Mildly funny. Political junky. Ally.
Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles
7 Followers 525 Following Here to purge my mind of the dumb thoughts that amuse me by releasing them into the Twitter void
Casual Steve @CasualSteveD
19 Followers 338 Following Columbus via Philadelphia, Vinyl, Cavs, Eagles, Social Worker, Dad.
Monkey Tennis @mostlyinert
165 Followers 2K Following
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
19K Followers 1K Following
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese
13K Followers 1K Following she’s gay. @BROSTHEMOVIE | Lydia Parker on @tooningout | 22 JFL new face| ‘22 @CBS Showcase|Kamala Harris Impression|#BLM #TransRightsAreHumanRights
chase @_chase_____
12K Followers 1K Following girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutcher
5K Followers 1K Following certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher
pushpush @itspushpush
16K Followers 1K Following 1/2 of mdhvn, one whole pushpush Delete Spotify, I believe in you (alt: @pushpushfm )
dev @devvvrobot
4K Followers 926 Following Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Kevin Burke @Ke7inBurke
5K Followers 1K Following hey! | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him
Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
11K Followers 3K Following Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
Meg Reid @meg_it_happen
805 Followers 1K Following Contributor @theonion @reductress @mcsweeneys @pointsincase @the_belladonnas @weeklyhumorist @endofbench A pretty impossible lady to be with. she/her
Vista Theater Hollywo.. @vistahollywood
2K Followers 15 Following Celebrating 100 years of movies at the Vista! See @ArchivesClub for info on our new microcinema.
Rose @rosegeauxld
852 Followers 2K Following voice like a lil flute || conductor || composer || cat bed | soup enthusiast :I|
The Lizard Queen 🦎.. @LexoLuthoro
2K Followers 853 Following ONE HALF OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS W/ @MilfordBrimlee Future Space Lizard 🖕FUCK NAZIS🖕 🖕FUCK TERFS🖕 Married to @shadyshyguy1 🔞 #SFGiants
flaviusvalens2 @flaviusvalens2
132 Followers 172 Following
Scott, for lack of a .. @ScottMayBStoned
741 Followers 1K Following Not always high but always a heathen. Fan of comedy, science, interesting stuff. Avi by me. RT=Like and/or Agree #LegalizeIt #Ally That Dude/Hey You/Him
bbqueen's alt/backup @itsngocbui
382 Followers 321 Following writer or something (@newyorkerhumor, @mcsweeneys, @boogiemanja), dakota johnson's personal assistant | newsletter: https://t.co/cqOD3716gB
Shit Show at the Fuck.. @pjtewell
138 Followers 622 Following Better living through movie quotes. he/him/his
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
8K Followers 1K Following Intimacy Coordinator, Tracker (CBS). Formerly: Intimacy Coordinator, Bob ❤️ Abishola (CBS). @hotelartthief
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
brandonbeck_2023_mix_.. @hellyesbrandon
727 Followers 682 Following Absolutely the CEO of Riot Games.
Jason Roeder @jasonroeder
14K Followers 2K Following Former senior editor @theonion. Out now! "Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning." McSweeney's: https://t.co/FOWqPNF6iz Amazon: https://t.co/Ir8P6gC1ib
Babba Lawn @BabbaLawn
38 Followers 113 Following gazing female + host @freshmoviepod hail satan "kill everyone now" https://t.co/XRR9ARplWM
Thomas Bell @TLM9989
84 Followers 103 Following Ally to the LGBTQ community! Transgender women are women, Transgender men are men! Get over yourselves bigots!
Briggs! @BriggsHatton
1K Followers 873 Following 💫 “I don't think Briggs knows if he's being facetious or not.” 💫
uncle lyd @lydiamatteoni
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Larry @consumeconform
297 Followers 1K Following Free Palestine 🇵🇸🕊️ A warm bed of substance in the cold night of the Internet ✌️✨
Matthew “Movies” .. @ThomasonTown
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Victor Lledo @victorlledo
62K Followers 62K Following #Film critic/writer Credits https://t.co/QodHAL8Fl0. Currently writing a book and a #Feature length #Doc. insta: @victorlledo
Michael R. Carlson @phatcarlson
15K Followers 1K Following if you are a producer that wants to help me make Batman Forever 2, please get in touch with me at [email protected]
Ryan Nemeth @ryrynemnem
44K Followers 3K Following "The Iron Claw" streaming now! Writer, Actor, Comedian SAG-AFTRA | "Hollywood Hunk" Ryan Nemeth bookthehunk @ gmail
Cat Ventura @TheCatVentura
295 Followers 371 Following
Part of the problem @Winstonious
520 Followers 474 Following Drummer in @dracswamprats. Bad guy in @spaghettimanmov. Cook in my house.
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
827K Followers 493K Following AI & Technology, Political commentary, https://t.co/QLFtPL7p3g cofounder @KrassenCast - Follow My Brother: @EdKrassen.
Michelle_Neat @Michelle_Neat1
3K Followers 2K Following Host of @VisitorsDugout | The Southpaw from @eephussouthpaw | Houston Til I drop | VERY PRO UNION✊
GuttingtheSacredCow �.. @GTSCpodcast
4K Followers 4K Following The best movie review/debate podcast where guests try to destroy some of our beloved, acclaimed, & successful films Hosted by @KevinGootee & @KevinIsrael_NJ
Dan McCoy @dankmccoy
21K Followers 1K Following Creator @theflophousepod, a show about bad movies. Former (10+ years) writer at The Daily Show. Art on IG at danmccoydraws. Find me https://t.co/IMFq7Ja8tW
A Breath of Fresh Mov.. @freshmoviepod
634 Followers 260 Following A movie podcast hosted by two comedians? Groundbreaking… With @chelseathepope & @babbalawn Patreon: https://t.co/0blvssuPIa
Julie Pearson @jpears
1K Followers 1K Following Comedy Person // Writer/Director of @theboxcaradults on @TheRokuChannel // WB Writers' Workshop finalist // She/her
“maddie downes” @MaddieDownes
777 Followers 1K Following she/her • comic who writes and directs things • 2002 Basketball Camp 3-Point Shooting Champion • PNW➡️LA • solidarity 4ever 🌼
Cooper Peltz @CooperPeltz
6K Followers 545 Following Host @PANationPodcast | Produce things @AMC_TV & @Netflix | Produce @biblebrospod | Bylines @OnePerfectShot
Dus10 @Dus10__
101 Followers 194 Following A black dude on the internet. I stream sometimes when I feel like it.
Suzy Katz @SuzySometimes
2K Followers 1K Following 😑🙄Bylines: @nytimes @self @huffpost, @bust_magazine, @independent, @insider,@vice & more ✨
Melvin of York @MelvinofYork
18K Followers 4K Following sometimes I convince myself that the world is merely an elaborate video game and the player controlling me is a total noob
Sophia Florence (Swol.. @AllanaSmithee
3K Followers 5K Following comedy and social commentary from the perspective of a socialist engineer.
erika @yeeeerika
4K Followers 3K Following sr art director. experimental artist. analog synthesizers are cool!! chaotic good. she/her.
Yo Gabapentin @SomeTweeter420
3K Followers 2K Following the most California sober guy | ❤️ @curiocactus// 📸 @yophototakin
Mina Danes @MinaDanes
246 Followers 1K Following An engineer (Petroleum, ME Mechanical, FE), educator, DJ, history enthusiast, gamer, DM & more Creator of: Petrole-UM? A Student Course Survival Guide 🇮🇷🇲🇽
Nicole Miller Comedy @NicoleUMiller
503 Followers 641 Following Mother, Wife, Teacher, Comedian, Improviser Director of Crayons Improv
Alvin Hart @AlvinHart19
949 Followers 2K Following Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, Philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you Non-creative garbage.
Keith Keller @KeithKeller
57K Followers 55K Following THE SOCIAL AUDIO SPECIALIST https://t.co/NXcwxWae8v
HELP I was just reminded this exists 🙈
at one point in Challengers two characters are eating dinner and after seeing the dessert on the table the woman next to us whispered to her friend, "Applebees." and then later when they go outside and you see the Applebees sign on the restaurant she repeated, "Applebees."
POV you’ve still got one more hot yoga class to lead 😅
bring back broadway performers recording cast albums with a lit cigarette in their hand
Let a lady go in front of me at Chipotle who then placed an order for 9 people
Sometimes social media is bad and sometimes social media randomly reveals that someone who broke your heart a decade ago now looks like a ventriloquist doll from 1923 thus removing all lingering pain from the relationship.
Saturday morning breakfast soup
Playing dnd w my girlies today and baked us this blueberry orange Greek yogurt loaf w blueberry frosting 🫐
get you a girlfriend that sends you cute morning texts ❤️
This
ALIEN 3, love it or hate it, gave us one of the best performances in the franchise from Charles S. Dutton
Me trying to be charming at gay events.
Sadness is walking on sunshine … sorta.
I wore this DVD out in high school, one of the few films I watched the commentary for too
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny 2006 / United States / Liam Lynch 🍄🦶🏾sound on🦶🏾🍄
when a guy says he doesn’t like girls who have tattoos I assume he means because he knows she’s at least 18
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come,
The Matilda to Scream Queen Pipeline.
it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat
when the hell am I supposed to eat then
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
Nate from crazy ex girlfriend.
Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better.
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