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Why is that when you see someone you know in a store, the store suddenly becomes a high school in Chicago and you're running through the hallways to an '80s tune whilst trying to evade Principal Vernon?
That sudden urge to go browse the shelves at your local neighborhood comic-book shop.
Whenever I have to go to Walmart, I feel compelled to pen a Civil War "My Dearest Henrietta" letter because I always believe that there's a sliver of a chance I won't return. ...there isn't a Henrietta, currently, so my piles of books are Henrietta until further notice.
#OTD in 1865, 100,000 mourners file past Lincoln's coffin in Buffalo, NY. Among those mourners are former POTUS Fillmore and future POTUS Cleveland. The image shows a close up of the hearse (far left) which carried the remains in a procession in Buffalo.
Between in-store sales and coupons on my CVS extra rewards card, I saved $30 on my purchases, and that's the shopping equivalent of sex.
All right, who wants to go on an indie bookstore crawl?
I keep looking at this self-driving floor cleaner at Walmart as if I'm in a B-horror movie.
I need this in XXL.
I remember when "whole-body deodorant" was called a shower.
You're asking a very self-absorbed society to give a s*it.
I love that feeling when I finally get to settle in bed after a long day & read my book
About to have a five-way (I believe that's illegal in some countries) with the four boxes of Girl Scout cookies currently residing in my pantry.
Impatiently waiting for the day that I find someone who wants to go grab coffee and check out all the different little bookstores with me.
With the #1 overall pick *dramatic ding sound*, I'm drafting a new book to read tonight.
My fashion sense is always having a coffee in hand.
When you finish a book, you buy seven more, so that when you die, you leave boxes and piles of unread books behind, which make people say, "How many f*cking books did this guy need?!"
I will have to go to Walmart this weekend. A prophecy needs to be fulfilled, evidently.
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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@SamRC1987 I inherited my oldest brother's collection when he passed.
@SamRC1987 That has never happened to me and likely never will.
I almost died but I did it. Unrelated: studs are important😐
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Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
My dog Marlowe died tonight. I am not ok. Tell me about the pets you’ve lost. Tell me what you loved most about them. Tell me how you made it through. Help me stitch my heart back together. This is his last photo. He was my soul dog. My heart is broken.
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Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
Ulysses S. Grant, commander of the Union Army in the Civil War and eighteenth president of the United States, was born #OnThisDay April 27, 1822, in a small frame cottage in Point Pleasant, Ohio. Today, Grant's birthplace is restored and open to the public.