𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar
leading social media food scientist | 3d printer guy | stuff I make https://t.co/6wFoCu7oTV | contact: [email protected] ass.movie Joined September 2014-
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I tried to get a selfie with Michael Rappaport, but he scurried down a sewer drain before I could talk to him
Wingstop guy asked me how my day was and when I said it was not great he smacked his hands together and said “nah son, I got you— hold up” and tripled the wings in my order you’re right Wingstop guy, you do got me 🫡
I think we should follow the instructions of Karma Police and arrest people with bad vibes
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
this dog drives an old Buick and is saving up for phish tickets
most hated part of the modern internet of shit is truly that reviews are worthless. I’m in a city I’ve never been to and every restaurant review is absolutely written either by AI or a poorly paid overseas worker. “Exquisite and divine was this meal!” Oh ok Janet from Stamford
hell yeah I love cops, who else can you call for free to show up and shrug , all while telling you what you already knew
thank you brave officer of the CT State Police who instead of asking if I needed help explained in detail the law requires I “pull to the side of the road as far as possible” yes but I cannot PUSH my car further sideways, as I am at the base of a hill and it is a fucking car
can anyone identify what these pouches are??, horizontal tube, rounded bottoms with 4 molle, the front is a short tube no wider than a Red Bull can, and only a bit deeper than one
Lara Croft and Quiet from Metal Gear walked so Steller Blade could run [away in fear of angry game nerds]
doing this outside the court house when my client gets a not guilty on two counts (guilty on the third and the sentence is death)
I’ve seen this cover used as a meme thousands of times and only today do I realize that it’s an actual game not a Photoshop someone made
I’ve seen this cover used as a meme thousands of times and only today do I realize that it’s an actual game not a Photoshop someone made
oh ok so Kenny G can blast his clarinet through the casino but I do it and I’m “bad at clarinet” and “ruining the ambiance of this Chuck E Cheese”
pool salesman sounds and looks like Jordan Peterson in disguise I’m worried if I don’t buy from him he’s gonna make a snarky podcast about me
I have to be in Brooklyn tomorrow and the next day so if you see me you can wave at me or say what’s up or give me $72,634
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“No.” time.com/6972022/donald…
Oh man, Boeing has DEFINITELY lost the mandate of heaven
The Missing emergency escape slide that fell off Delta Air Lines Boeing 767-300 aircraft (N176DN) on 27 April, have been found, as it washed up in front of house of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing. 📸By : Katie McFadden @KatieMcFaddenNY #aircraft #airlines #safety
thought this was julia-louis dreyfuss
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack
The Rock, who has a net worth of $800 million: I'm gonna piss in this bottle right quick Literally everyone on set:
The Rock was allegedly constantly 7-8 hours late to work on his new film ‘RED ONE’, which caused costs of around $50M People who previously worked with The Rock say he pees into water bottles to save time, which has upset crew members. (Source: thewrap.com/dwayne-johnson…)
@KLobstar Oh hell yeah I love when you find dudes like that at restaurants. Probably hates his job but likes making people happy lol
@KLobstar i used to work in a price chopper deli, whenever customers looked sad at the hot case I'd throw in LOTS of extra fried chicken. Always gave kids free samples too
@VIRILE_BEARD @KLobstar Miracles everywhere for those who trust