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Cool. Now search this article for “chihuahua” and then “pit bull” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…
Cool. Now search this article for “chihuahua” and then “pit bull” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Thanks idiot I didn’t need that at all. Get fucked number 3 ass
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
some austrian guests gave me chocolates they brought and i realized america is really bullshitting in that area
and i'm gonna keep it a buck. dad was lowkey, no highkey, mad important to me. imma turn it over to the priest real quick
A helpful heuristic: if you ever find yourself looking at teenagers through the scope of a sniper rifle, something in your understanding of the world has been terribly corrupted.
Good afternoon President Biden. According to former President Trump's attorney, you are weapons free to address the threat
Good afternoon President Biden. According to former President Trump's attorney, you are weapons free to address the threat
BREAKING: 🇦🇷Protests broke out against Argentine President Millay. “They guy used military planes for $600 million but have no money for canteens.” - one of the Protestants says
finishing up shogun. mfw weebs were right this whole time
Omg George promised to finally tell me more about the rabbits!!!! ❤️❤️🫶🫶☺️☺️☺️
I need a book on NK hack exploits written like it’s about a championship dynasty. They had Avast compromised for 5 years?
The Dean of Tisch sent this as an attachment to the email saying they won't give us our money back. Embarrassing.
Dear Columbia Student: Thank you for paying $70k/yr tuition. This is now an online school due to students speaking too much
First year associate going back to thinking about what groceries to order with his doc review Seamless meal after overhearing that Michael Clayton got blown up in a car bomb upstate
standing over mass grave boldly declaring myself to be the real victim here
Trying to get good husband credit from my wife by showing her the Columbia clown lady and saying I wouldn’t let you do this
Next DUNE produced under intense secrecy and upon release is shown to be about Brian Herbert pretending he found his dad’s notes and writing a metric ton of dogshit
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A key thing to understand is that Joe Biden is the central figure enabling and facilitating genocide in Gaza. Whether others would do the same thing in his position or do something even worse, he is the one actively doing it. And he should be treated in exactly that way.
@wyatt_privilege nothing would make me happier than doing pit bull acceptance discourse in the year 2024
@wyatt_privilege Wow Chihuahuas bite more? How hard to they bite though?
had a first time upsetting mom experience last night that I was certain I would wreck me but The Instinct kicked in and I moved and took care of it with military precision
@wyatt_privilege Just thought of another number, and it was eight again.
Terrifying... antisemitism is spreading from the campus protesters to the pro-Israel ones...
I did hear "kill the Jews," said by a counter-protester holding an Israeli flag, seemingly as a provocative joke in response to the group's pro-Palestine chants. Not sure if that's the specific incident @Northeastern leadership is referring to
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@wyatt_privilege My whole life I've wondered why people enjoyed chocolate cuz it tastes like dirt but you're saying it doesn't have to?
@wyatt_privilege american chocolate is soooo bad compared to a lot of other places!
honestly some of the cards in Cards Against Humanity are a little…out there
rolling while i'm popping percs i got nothing to fear unless i roll my armored merc like my name ben gvir whippin down apartheid road and smoking on that pack shit got me barred like itamar i'm lying on my back
Zionist minister Itamar Ben-Gvir has been injured after his car flipped. In this photo, Ben-Gvir is lying on his back.
the zoomies r the most enviable feature of the dog mind. If u have extra energy at the end of the day your brain enters party mode, you have the most fun ever running around, and then fall right to sleep