Kafka, esq. ⚾️ @metalgearobama
face of the franchise Sausalito, CA Joined May 2017-
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“It was comin’ right at me!”
“It was comin’ right at me!” https://t.co/FDYAwmXebM
One way to make sure a group of 18-22 year olds stop doing something is to tell them it’s illegal and that it makes old people and cops upset
Lakers got this series wrapped sorry Nuggets fans
Baseball players only do this when they are significantly below .500
Baseball players only do this when they are significantly below .500
Average Canadian conversation
MLB is lucky Tommy John was the first guy to get the surgery and not someone with a more sinister name like Adolf Hitler
Damn this one doing numbers queen
Damn this one doing numbers queen https://t.co/JGt1Hv9P49
Pour honey on each other
I just know the Ashli Babbitt walk and talk is going to go insane
I just know the Ashli Babbitt walk and talk is going to go insane
Ports back on the menu, Maryland is locked up
Ports back on the menu, Maryland is locked up
Seattle's starting pitchers have allowed a total of 15 earned runs in their last 14 starts and that's just ridiculous.
The Mariners might be good? A good baseball team?
Talk shop
The Zionist pervert Robert Kraft will pay for his crimes
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George Kirby is arguable the best command pitcher of all time. Yes, I'm including Greg Maddux. George Kirby also throws absolute flames.
this is insane lmao
Most whiffs on four-seam fastballs in a single game, 2024 ➡️1) George Kirby (SEA): 18, tonight 2-t) Jared Jones (PIT): 13, April 22 2-t) Ryan Pepiot (TB): 13, April 7 5-t) 8 others: 12 Only MLB pitcher with more than 18 last year? Luis Castillo had 20 on June 9 at Anaheim.
George Kirby, Gorgeously Painted 96mph Front Door Two Seamer. 🖌️🎨 10th K.
@metalgearobama If they can get 3 more slow starts, possible. That's pretty concerning. If they had 4 slow starts vs Minny, they'd be done (that team doesn't mess around).
@metalgearobama He looks like he’s gingerly tucking 21 in
“Antisemitism” has fully been rendered meaningless. I now mentally group people claiming antisemitism with flat Earthers.
Leafs are in shambles “Stop fucking crying bro”
do you think they have ever explored each other's bodies
What the fuck were they doing
2 am: just got off work time to relax with some highly concentrated THC products 2:17 am: im glad the government hasnt banned music yet but i know its coming, I should look out the window about this
@metalgearobama “Spencer Strider missing the remainder of the year, has to get a Pol Pot”
I'm sure that would do wonders to quiet antisemitic conspiracies about Jewish control of finance, business and media.
Controversial thought experiment: What would happen if companies told universities that they wouldn’t hire ANY of their students unless the schools take decisive action to end blatant antisemitism on campus. After all, no company would use an executive search firm with even one…
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