josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99
not real boreal Joined September 2008-
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Some of the noises Leatherface makes are distressing. He should be quiet
Please don’t torrent our short vertical videos. We work hard on them and this means we get less Tik Tok views on them
2 am: just got off work time to relax with some highly concentrated THC products 2:17 am: im glad the government hasnt banned music yet but i know its coming, I should look out the window about this
When comedians are too ripped i don't know whether to laugh or jack off
Don't shit on my back and tell me it's raining.. if anything, you should be pissing when you do that
We're not used to seeing Mike Myers with different hairstyles and clothing.
"What Is The Deal With...Everything?": Jerry Seinfeld's Lifelong Struggle To Make Sense Of The Modern World
It's because I've been spreading rumours about them to each other
You wouldn't last an hour in the fifteen minute city where I was raised.
Greensleeves
He was walking behind her and then she stopped suddenly
cursed Rumpelstiltskin book that scared fuck out me as a lad
I wonder if "easter eggs" in TV shows and movies are a clever nod to something or other. If so, hilarious..
not growing up with a father will have you doing shit like trying to open a bottle of modelo with your keys on the train because you dont have a bottle opener
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Fast-paced action should never be depicted in "slow-mo". Only stuff that's already moving slow should get the slow-mo treatment
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Getting thrown through drywall over and over until I die
It doesn’t matter in the slightest.
i know things seem bleak now but the aaron sorkin jan 6th movie will provide the healing our wounded nation sorely needs
Please stop calling me a “Male Lunchlady.” The preferred term is lunchlord
@oldfriend99 OMG that is totally a thing it would be
@CompetentPoster @oldfriend99 just went noon earlier on today here as well
Been there, brother. You start peeing into bottles to save time, but you actually end up wasting it. next thing you know you’re surrounded by a pyramid of piss bottles and you’re running 7-8 hours late to work which causes costs of around $50 mil
The Rock was allegedly constantly 7-8 hours late to work on his new film ‘RED ONE’, which caused costs of around $50M People who previously worked with The Rock say he pees into water bottles to save time, which has upset crew members. (Source: thewrap.com/dwayne-johnson…)
A woman on CNN is saying the anti-Vietnam protests were different from the situation now, which is “very polarizing.” People always do this — make it seem like past activists were somehow uncontroversial. It’s nonsense. Activism by its nature is antagonistic to the status quo.
crazy that a child was murdered and his mother stabbed and also three young men were shot, all because they are palestinian and that’s not even in the conversation about who is safe in america right now
they dressed the other one so normal tho
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A cartoon theremin lands on my head. I sit up all dizzy and smile and I have no teeth