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when someone insane does a really bad post and then goes silent for a while while they get hundreds of replies telling them they’re wrong— this should be viewed like the eye of a hurricane or the water receding before a tsunami hits
STUDY: 93% of twitter “verified” users sexually aroused by photo of sniper aiming at college campus protest
britain still has lese majeste laws but instead of applying to royalty they apply to anyone rich enough to hire big time lawyers
shirt idea for people who can’t afford a cybertruck but want to send the same message when you’re out in public
being in the dryer must feel so amazing for the clothes
every time i open this app up i feel like im sitting in a freshly painted closet breathing deep
everyone’s thinking the same thing: i want to get banged out by this robot
everyone’s thinking the same thing: i want to get banged out by this robot
id: i am going to put my balls in the garbage disposal in the sink superego: if i put my balls in the garbage disposal they will be torn to bits ego: just put them in a little bit
everyone who grew up in southern california can remember their first school field trip to the buckcherry museum
good luck dr etzioni lol
lars and lyra
kindergarten led me to believe there’d be more singing in a round later in life
the bloodlust on display from twitter blue users would make a roman emperor cringe
they really phoned it in with these songs tbh
340 million dumb bitches telling each other “exxaaaactlyyy”
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
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Honorable Space Ghost @HonSpaceGhost
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
43K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 934 Following
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
76K Followers 1K Following
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
28K Followers 1K Following Lawguy @HostilePodcast (also for City Saint&Country Saint, a football podcast) past: @ALABSeries Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: https://t.co/0LotvmJ0jJ he/him
Carl Beijer @CarlBeijer
62K Followers 1K Following Writer at https://t.co/QnQBXqHZkn. Work also at @PplPolicyProj, @jacobinmag, etc. Opinions my own.
isi baehr-breen (isib.. @isaiah_bb
30K Followers 3K Following then: comms boy @IlhanMN, @keithellison, @JCA_MN / now: Ru’s dad / vikings / cal bears / part of the rebel alliance & a traitor / Palestine will be free
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
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I think it’s pretty clear I’m not a particularly progressive type but seriously I’m tired of seeing this shit, it’s not traditional or anything, it’s pathetic
the best acting ive ever seen is when the guy says "ass to ass" in requiem for a dream. you really believe in that moment that he wants to see ass to ass
@morbiusemail @allahliker I am deliberately misinterpreting this "Fargo" actor/role as a "Requiem for a Dream" actor/role, in keeping with x.com/allahliker/sta…
the best acting ive ever seen is when the guy says "ass to ass" in requiem for a dream. you really believe in that moment that he wants to see ass to ass
It’s really not unreasonable to be concerned about what happened to these dogs
This is how we relax after giving the State of the State address. Holding two week old puppies!! ❤️
“We don’t understand why this burst into flame in the freezer” i do. It wanted to kill you. Next question
making fun of students bravely putting their lives & futures on the line to protest a genocide is just a little laugh but do NOT come for her personal branding!!!!
They should have had Johnny Depp's daughters boobs in it, HBO would have allowed them to shoot on 35
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
he’s so far into a k-hole he can’t even write anymore
@togdali @HorrorGorl We spent all this time talking about what to do if there is a school shooter on campus and not enough time considering what if the active shooter was there at the behest of the government
Pro-tip: if you are a rooftop sniper and an untrained civilian can sneak up on you on those style stairs…quit. You are in the wrong job.
Sniper on the roof of the Indiana Memorial Union at #IU. Gun pointed down at peaceful Gaza protesters in Dunn Meadow. This is 4 hours after the arrest of 22 students and 2 professors in the meadow. Have never seen anything like this on this campus.
the fash accounts on here are some of the weirdest fucking people on the planet. this is an confederate avatar meme??? the music was to arms in dixie
The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
honestly if i was a professor at a college and was getting chokeslammed on my own campus for trying to intervene on behalf of my students being brutalized id probably yell "im a professor!" too
i mean firstly you say whatever you say in moments of extreme duress and secondly, asserting your right to be there and your role as an authority figure in that space seems like a completely reasonable thing to assert in that moment
On fridays you can take your coworkers food from the fridge
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