Theonewhocums @Theonewhocums_
makin memes me being rude and nude at @secret_cum_ Joined June 2022-
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"Protesting only makes things worse, because bad things happened" - Olivia
"Protesting only makes things worse, because bad things happened" - Olivia
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using. This one because only cool people love Warhammer 40k
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using. This one because only cool people love Warhammer 40k https://t.co/1NLUp3HVLI
Me: what kind of class is this? Them: Pilates. Me: *removes eye patch* oh…
These horrors are beyond my comprehension, but then again so is everything else
I'm going to spend the rest of my life listening to liberals campaign on "He's not the other guy!" Instead of you know, trying to make our lives better.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life listening to liberals campaign on "He's not the other guy!" Instead of you know, trying to make our lives better.
Dipping a turd in the Detroit River
Dipping a turd in the Detroit River
speaking truth to power is cool but lying your ass off to power is even better. darvo the strong. gaslight authority
Drinking so much mountain dew your cum turns into rubber cement
I'm like the guy from Ratatouille, you pull my hair and I'll do whatever you want
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I swear to gif I thought I was the only one who does this. I don’t own cats
@Theonewhocums_ The Kent State Massacre happened on May 4, 1970, and then 36 years later my wife left me. Are they connected? Draw your own conclusions
This thread is incredible 🙌
By thinking of clothes as cultural language, Kermit is able to put together cooler outfits. Here, he's channeling 1980s Miami Vice energy with a lightweight jacket, pink mock neck, striped pants, white horsebit loafers, and giant sunglasses.
This, and spicy food. Just once I’d like to talk about spicy food without someone mentioning their butthole. 🫶
I always want to eat Taco Bell and my husband doesnt understand
I think this meatloaf is going to be sexy. I added grated onion, thyme, cracker crumbs, eggs, cream, Worcestershire sauce, granulated garlic, salt, pepper, msg, and a little smoked paprika.
@Theonewhocums_ I don't actually know how to play, i was just letting kids with sensory issues last with instruments in the lobby of a concert. He begged enough that I was just making sounds for him to listen to.
This young man repeatedly asked me to play Mozart's 9th Symphony (I can't) rather than try playing the Bass himself.
Vietnam protestors sold out and became suburb-dwelling Reaganites. harder to buy off this generation considering none of them can afford a home, everything is continually getting worse, they have no hope or prospects for advancement and the planet is dying
“The Vietnam protest—-“ Were followed by Richard Nixon becoming President, Republicans dominating politics until the 1990’s, and Democrats shifting towards hard on crime policies. Y’all want to talk about history but don’t want to talk about how it fits together. 1968-1992.
@muadmzaki Maldives made it clear months ago that no Israel passport holders will be allowed to enter.. Did she think that they were joking??
Lmao
Israeli tourist tried to enter one of the islands in the Maldives for a holiday while her country commits genocide. She was kicked out by local island community and last reports indicate she was on her way back to the airport after realizing humanity does not welcome them anymore
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using. This one because only cool people love Warhammer 40k
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
Smokin' that shit that made Tom Hardy