HexStatic @HexStatic27
Verbose Hellion. Music Nut. Aggressively Friendly. “Madcap Entertainer”. Coffee Snob. Self Proclaimed Foodie. Scary Cat Lady. twitter.com/search/from:@H… Joined October 2016-
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My nephew watches this everyday and today I started laughing and lauuughing to myself when I realized this is what Elliott Smith sounds like to me
My whore name is $5 footlong 👌🏻
@AbbyHiggs I came upon a midnight dreary My 9 to 5 hath left me weary Searching for my shaker lost So than mine drink might find its host And though the crowd might yet proclaim That perchance there is a woman to blame ‘Tis my cup tilt and my head lain Wasted away in Margaritaville again
Few things are truly binary but one that I believe in is Pumpkin Spice Girl Fall vs Goth Girl Fall, everyone is one or the other and there's no one who's both or neither
I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton
Ahsoka Tano is the best Jedi character in Star Wars AMA
Most people don’t know this, but “Piano Man” by Billy Joel is about a man bitten by a radioactive piano.
SO HE STARTED OFF PLAYING BASS IN THE BAND PROPAGHANDHI THEN WENT OFF TO DO HIS OWN THING AND WROTE AN AMAZING ALBUM FEATURING A SONG ABOUT HIS CAT VIRTUTE IN WHICH HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DEPRESSION AND THEN ONE ALBUM LATER VIRTUTE DIES AND ITS INCREDIBLY SAD
My kid asked: do caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies or do they just build themselves a coffin and wake up pleasantly surprised? 😳
Every album from The Decemberists.
[ 4 dentists coming out of the woods ] me: hey weren't there five of you them: (in agreement) no
jokes on david every chord I play pleases the Lord
I'm starting a Buckcherry cover band called Chuckberry. Who's in?
The quickest way to kill something that used to be good is to take away what made it great in the first place.
Me at work versus me five minutes after logging off
Boss: the company wants you to know it's ok to struggle mentally Me: ok Boss: like... don't tho
Get yourself a group of friends who will hype up your voice when you hate the sound of it.
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I just got a haircut so here's some proof of life.
@AbbyHiggs I came upon a midnight dreary My 9 to 5 hath left me weary Searching for my shaker lost So than mine drink might find its host And though the crowd might yet proclaim That perchance there is a woman to blame ‘Tis my cup tilt and my head lain Wasted away in Margaritaville again
Few things are truly binary but one that I believe in is Pumpkin Spice Girl Fall vs Goth Girl Fall, everyone is one or the other and there's no one who's both or neither
I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton
Most people don’t know this, but “Piano Man” by Billy Joel is about a man bitten by a radioactive piano.
Another week of “Hanging in there.” I bet that cat would be proud of me.
SO HE STARTED OFF PLAYING BASS IN THE BAND PROPAGHANDHI THEN WENT OFF TO DO HIS OWN THING AND WROTE AN AMAZING ALBUM FEATURING A SONG ABOUT HIS CAT VIRTUTE IN WHICH HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DEPRESSION AND THEN ONE ALBUM LATER VIRTUTE DIES AND ITS INCREDIBLY SAD
My kid asked: do caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies or do they just build themselves a coffin and wake up pleasantly surprised? 😳
@hourlyXCX And if i said warm ft haim, im suddenly the villain??
@hourlyXCX I never hear anyone talking about Spinning or Diamonds those songs are genuinely so good!
It's okay for me to be selfish sometimes. Because I matter, Maybe not you. Maybe not to others.. But I should always matter to myself. It's a mindset worth having... It's a mindset to stick with. Not to be an asshole.. it's just... I Fucking matter!
4. The Mountain Goats - Beautiful Rat Sunset A deep cut from a well-loved band. I didn't even know this EP existed until I found this CD. From 1994, before they would release their first album, Zopilote Machine. This is fantastic, oh my god. Best songs: New Star Song, Mark & Joel
My little brother found out that he is going to be a (first time) dad !!!!! and I am so happy to be an auntie again ❤️ Absolutely yes I am going to spoil that baby to pieces and to death, you already know 🤭
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