Griffin Newman @GriffLightning
• “Griffin” on @BlankCheckPod • “Watto” on @GLucasTalkShow • “Orko” on @MastersOfficial • “Arthur” on @TheTickTV • “Pip” in @Enchanted blankcheckpod.com Grifftopia Joined January 2009-
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You all want a constant stream of new work from artists and you want it for free and it's actually okay for the people who make these things to remind you that they have bills to pay as well!
A thing @GriffLightning talks about a lot is that you want audiences to realize something will happen *right* before it does. Too early and they feel like the movie is slow/dumb, too late and they're confused - but right before, they'll feel smart and like the movie even more
A thing @GriffLightning talks about a lot is that you want audiences to realize something will happen *right* before it does. Too early and they feel like the movie is slow/dumb, too late and they're confused - but right before, they'll feel smart and like the movie even more
Genuinely if y’all are looking for substantial reviews, there are many writers who would love it if you read their stuff on the outlets they write for. there are even websites that aggregate those reviews if you don’t know/follow any critics already!
Genuinely if y’all are looking for substantial reviews, there are many writers who would love it if you read their stuff on the outlets they write for. there are even websites that aggregate those reviews if you don’t know/follow any critics already!
Happy #DraftDay to @GriffLightning, @blankcheckpod, and all the Blankies.
Draft Day! Still waiting to hear back from Sonny Weaver. Let’s hope for a little more front office cooperation than this:
Laying out my Thursday best for tonight’s festivities. #DraftDay
Live now!! Tune in!!
Finally, we arrive at the film that helped put John McTiernan in both “director jail” and “jail jail” - the incoherent nu-metal fart that is 2002’s ROLLERBALL. The wonderful Zach Cherry joins us in our latest episode: audioboom.com/posts/8493239-…
Tonight! WISHES will be granted. LIVES will be altered. Magic and the fine particulate from nearby freeway emissions are IN THE AIR. feat. @GriffLightning and Sara Rubin!
Hey NYC: Tomorrow night at 7 at the Quad Cinema, I get to introduce two of my very favorite Buster Keaton movies, Sherlock Jr. & Steamboat Bill, Jr. Plus: Keaton-and silent film-themed trivia quiz (not for experts only)!
Hey NYC: Tomorrow night at 7 at the Quad Cinema, I get to introduce two of my very favorite Buster Keaton movies, Sherlock Jr. & Steamboat Bill, Jr. Plus: Keaton-and silent film-themed trivia quiz (not for experts only)!
good! he deserves it, he works so hard and has such good taste!!!!!!!!!!
good! he deserves it, he works so hard and has such good taste!!!!!!!!!!
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The Blankie reviews are in! Rollerball (2002) is... not good!
Between this @HarperCollins announcing AI audiobooks, @A24 starting AI marketing, it's clear the companies holding art hostage are trying to pull a slow lobster boil on us with AI. I hope we continue to shame them mercilessly for betraying their human artists & audience.
Between this @HarperCollins announcing AI audiobooks, @A24 starting AI marketing, it's clear the companies holding art hostage are trying to pull a slow lobster boil on us with AI. I hope we continue to shame them mercilessly for betraying their human artists & audience.
IF ONLY.
I think this movie is surprising a lot of people who assume it’s just an empty gimmick when actually it’s a very full gimmick from a talented, funny filmmaker with a strong point of view.
I think this movie is surprising a lot of people who assume it’s just an empty gimmick when actually it’s a very full gimmick from a talented, funny filmmaker with a strong point of view.
For any single member of Congress to vote to send more bombs and military funds to the Israeli government is unconscionable and unforgivable. Stop arming Israel.
For any single member of Congress to vote to send more bombs and military funds to the Israeli government is unconscionable and unforgivable. Stop arming Israel.
this is a renaissance painting of @patrickcotnoir, @GriffLightning, @mradamscott, and @zachcherrygmail
it’s so good how el*n pushed himself as the bot destroyer cleaning up twitter and now you just get a full spread pussy in your replies
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Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the ‘Extreme Left and P.C. Crap and People Worrying So Much About Offending Other People’ variety.com/2024/film/news…
Buy whatever makes you happy but Bryan and I had nothing to do with this.
you know those scenes in Annie (1982) where it’s just like three of the greatest musical comedy actors of all time in the same shot
New lion king characters look about 30% more expressive than last time, but all that means is the cardboard is just wet now
SPA studio is probably the most underrated group of artists in feature animation production. They really make the impossible look easy.
Netflix's "Klaus" looks like 3D animation, but it's actually not
Without exaggeration, at least a third of conservative argumentation now is, "Yeah? Well...you're ugly."
Attractive, smart ppl don’t join these protests. They have good lives and don’t need fake activism to make themselves feel special.
They won’t stop until they’ve done all the combinations.
‘THE HISTORY OF SOUND’ starring Paul Mescal and Josh O’Connor has wrapped filming.
when tom got this mailer he rubbed it in my fucking FACE and he was right to do it. huge get
“are you wearing the—” the ‘i hate mondays’ hat from the garfield movie’s collab with popchips? yeah, i am.
So happy I went with The Atlantic. It was that or take 150k from the Enquirer to kill it.
Albert Brooks was offered roles that went to Tom Hanks, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and Steve Martin. He turned them all down and reshaped American entertainment his own way. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
“IRL Women are being replaced faster than they know. You think birthrates are bad now? Just wait.” And it’s just this 😂:
IRL Women are being replaced faster than they know. You think birthrates are bad now? Just wait.
You all want a constant stream of new work from artists and you want it for free and it's actually okay for the people who make these things to remind you that they have bills to pay as well!
It’s just so odd to send your 15k followers after some random small account and accuse them of “actively hurting the queer community” idk
@bransonreese Also he’s been blaming college kids for like 15-20 years now. There’s a point at which the problem might one annoyed guy and not be every human born after 1990
I have and will continue to go to the mat for Jerry's performance on Seinfeld but there's no denying how publicly and profoundly miserable he's been since, like, 2000. No way to live!
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
The rabid, unironic cruelty of Zionists would be genuinely funny if it didn't have a body count. A single pro-Palestine protestor has a banana allergy, so now every single one of these racist dipshits are covering themselves in bananas and churning out terrible AI art of them.
By popular demand from the UCLA Israeli camp… The Jewish banana art collection is here for you all to use.
if you’re in nyc, run do not walk to see twenty-sided tavern at stage 42! whether you’re a causal D&D fan, or just really love live improvised theatre, the production is amazing and the performers are magical. (i am not being paid to tweet this, just really thoroughly impressed.)
@Redpyramid9 @SpectorCreative @TheFiQ42 Toyguru used one of my licensed photos in a video. I made a comment asking just for credit and he deleted the comment. I have zero issues with folks copyright striking him because if you took away the stolen photos, he would have no content for his videos
I got no clue why (JK it’s clear) we are a generation into clickbait Hell and it still remains the only parts of so much that relatively intelligent people pay attention to. You’re just being fed the parts you hate, then hating, then wondering why the air feels more “hatey” lol.
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