Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
ON TOUR NOW. New Special via https://t.co/0BsgzGzZL8 Comedian, Standard Issue pod, Feminist. Tweets ending TEAMSM/TSM are by my team.Agent: Chambers sarahmillican.co.uk On tour! Joined February 2009-
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Making Your Own Sourdough... What was your moment of madness during lockdown? 24th March 2023 San Francisco, USA
The consequences of warm weather!
🚨EDIT🚨 looks like these have now sold out!
Copenhagen! Some tickets have been released for my show there on May 24 if you fancy a laugh. ticketmaster.dk/event/sarah-mi…
What was your moment of madness during lockdown? 24th March 2023 San Francisco, USA.
This is where I’ll be in May. Are you coming? Full list of tour dates is on my website. To hear about Canada, USA, Australia, New Zealand and Stockholm, join my mailing list via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk Photo by Matt Crockett
NEW PODCAST INCOMING: In this month's Outside The Box, we're talking about Passenger, Manhunt, The Gone, The Dry, Masters of the Air, Mary & George, The Regime and Tell Them You Love Me. Tuck in! linktr.ee/standardissuep…
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@SarahMillican75 thanks so much - just completed my couch to 5K - together we did it! And a big bacon roll, no namby pampy bananas for me.
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So many questions about this
@SarahMillican75 @SECGlasgow I pass through the suburb of Armadale when travelling on the train to Melbourne CBD, and for the past 20 years, I mutter to myself 'I likes Armadillos' each and every time I see the platform station sign. It's just something I have to do...
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@SarahMillican75 I’m fine. Hope you are, too. Dead spesh woman! X Have a good‘un in Glasgow!
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Best advert for a gig, ever. What you waiting for, Glasgow!
Glasgow! Come and see me on 12/13/14 July @SECGlasgow. Tickets sec.co.uk/events/detail/… The original ‘Armadillo!’ advert is linked in the next text.
@SarahMillican75 Looking great, enjoy some r n r in this lovely weather. We're enjoying time out also. With Dexter the dude 😎
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@SarahMillican75 Introducing my truly awful millionaire shortbread 😂
@SarahMillican75 What about my pancake? It was absolute crepe!! 😵
Lovely gig in Portreath this evening. And because it was an early start and I did the opening spot, I had time to pop to the beach afterwards for a sunset selfie and still get home by 9.30.
Legendary improv troupe featuring Josie Lawrence, Marcus Brigstocke, Neil Mullarkey, Richard Vranch, Ruth Bratt and Steve Edis!
You can wash my car, but I’m usually at my mum’s on Christmas Eve so thanks but no.