Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79
Mama to twin boys Oliver and Alexander. Have been known to listen to Bruce Springsteen and support the Sydney Swans. And before kids I used to love indie films Australia Joined May 2009-
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@TheCinesthetic I’m still traumatised by this scene 16 years later!!
Turns out Alex prefers broccolini stalks and Ollie prefers broccolini florets 😂 so now I know what to serve next time 🍴
@polemoskarios @Hestia_Esq In OP’s case, the guy is responsible for getting a job to support his child with the woman that *he* chose to have sex with
@polemoskarios @Hestia_Esq Men are responsible for their own bad behaviour
@Angela734198012 @luxemiaa It was rape as 14 year olds cannot legally consent. So even if she agreed to have sex, it’s still rape
@SrDiegoLima The bigger issue here is that god awful dress
@BoomerDivvies If she took the $1 million then invested it, she could’ve had both!! financial literacy is important y’all
@archer_rs “Your server is not a volunteer” and that’s probably why you should pay them a proper wage!!
Do you think the Australian media will ever describe an @RBAInfo interest rate increase as an increase rather than a ‘hike’? Must be something clickbaity about ‘hikes’
@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Being infantile doesn’t win the argument the way you think it does. Women harmlessly ovulate every month and not a pregnancy in sight until men get involved. If men don’t want pregancies then men need to get a vasectomy or use a condom or jack off on their own time
@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Men being accountable for their actions is horrifying to you isn’t it?
@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Men cause pregnancies and men are responsible for preventing them
@DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Why do men impregnate women if they don’t want a baby?
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