Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) @ojedge
This is serious, mum. London/Waipu Joined April 2011-
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I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”
crazy moon antics tonight
@BuckyIsotope I recognised the shoes
Is this Bucky Isotope?
How Corvette owners dress when their wife tells them they're going to a fancy restaurant
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Can't afford Apple iPhone Headphones? Hellmann's Squeezy Mayonnaise makes an excellent cheap alternative.
when you see that something is troubling your mate
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reaching for the last Pringle in the can like
Poe, a pilot, a rebel pilot, Rey, a Jedi with no mum, Darth, a name, he calls himself, 12 Parsecs, a long long way to run Solo, shot Greedo in the head, Leia, a dote to follow Solo, Luke, the 5th pilot in Team Red, And that will bring us back to Poe!
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I saw Daniel Day Lewis in my local supermarket today. He kept saying he was ‘an elderly woman’ and to ‘leave me alone’ but I knew it was him. Such a great actor.
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"Welcome to Exclamation Mark Overusers Anonymous!" 'Hello!! I'm Mark and I have a problem!!!!!!!" [whole group] "Hi Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dentist: “Open wide… wider…. wiiiderr” Me: [opening my wallet as far as I can so he can reach in and take all my money]
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I lerved Herve Leger as the Jerker in Bertmern. RIP. Gern too sern.
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I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
me at the start of summer holidays vs me at the end of summer holidays
my kid when he’s been drinking coloured juice
@NOWHelpTeam How can I catch up on the F1 Qually from Saturday ahead of the race on Sunday if you don’t put it on demand until Monday. Drives me crazy.
@NOWHelpTeam Where tf is the formula 1 race on the app? Why does it take so long to upload content?
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