Jon Huck @JonHuck
Uniballer / Teller of stories / Enjoyer of casseroles. Album: Compromised Maturity Podcast: Speaking Highly YouTube : My Death Co Hat Size: 7 1/2 JonHuck.me Los Angeles California Joined May 2009-
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Cubs are getting spanked so hard that I’m watching two professional hockey teams from Florida play each other in the playoffs. Feels like a Black Mirror episode, but it’s not. #nhl #blackmirror
Happy 4/22 to all who celebrate 4/20 two days late because they forgot!
It's 4/20! Don't try calling me today I will be too high to answer. Actually, my flight lands around 3:30PM, just hit me up any time after that. #fourhundredandtwenty
Happy Bicycle Day to all who celebrate! #BicycleDay #LSD
Haven’t seen any pictures of the moon in a few days. Is it still up there or no?
Kids today have the craziest lingo. It’s like, what does “get outta here weird beard you’re creeping us out!” Even mean?
Way Out West was released on this day (April 16th) 1937. It’s one of Laurel & Hardy’s best films. If you like Blues Brothers or Tommy Boy you’ll like this. It’s free on YouTube. Here’s the famous dance sequence: youtu.be/LXCwlO2jnYU?si… #laurelandhardy #wayoutwest Enjoy!
Writing a screenplay titled - The Zone Of Pinterest. Logline: Way less nazi stuff but even more throwing up than that other movie.
The best we can hope for after we die is that everyone rushes to the internet & immediately finds a way to make our death about themselves, eclipsing any of our life’s accomplishments, achievements and/or accolades. But ideally there’s a lot of cool pictures of us all hammered.
Check in on your Vampire and Werwolf friends. I’m sure that eclipse was real confusing for them.
A seemingly regular toilet… except it sings the Welcome Back, Kotter theme song when you lift the lid. That’s gotta be worth something…Sharks? Lions? Dragons? Anyone?
1 - Jordan Wicks happy 2 - Jordan Wicks sad #cubs #trailerparkboys #bubbles #jordanwicks
When someone asks me where I was during the Bronco chase I have to remind them that - I’m from the Midwest. I’ve witnessed three races, one “jump” and a couple of roll-overs all having to do with Broncos. You’ll have to be more specific.
I plan on being completely debt free by Septober 37th of this year… or next.
Happy Solar Eclipse Day! That Big Bad Moon is looking down on you… #solareclipse #twentytwentyfour #joesatriani
New York is gonna put that earthquake in jail. gbnews.com/news/us/new-yo…
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3K Followers 2K Following Comedian / Actor / Plus Size Model 🏆Winner March Comedy Madness 🏆Winner Best of Boston 🏆Finalist Bay Area Black Comedy CompetitionHey everyone! Here's an interview I just did. Hope y'all like it.
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I thought I was reading Of Mice and Men until I realized it was just Kristi Noem’s new book.
We are going to a point where comics will accuse eachother of stealing crowdwork bits. “Hey, I ask people if they are gay!!”
Phish. Dead & Company. 🙄 Play The Distinguished Gentleman (1992) on the Sphere and I’ll take the red-eye to Vegas tonight.
The name of the last food you ate is the name of the last food you ate
What this country needs is a shitload of lions to throw the Christians to
Rage Against The Machine won our first grammy for “Tire Me”, a song on which I played a guitar costing 40 Canadian dollars. Though admittedly I’ve never really considered myself a “serious” musician!
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Well he did just wake up from a nap.
Ingraham: Trump looks great… At 77 years of age, Donald Trump came out of that courtroom energetic..,
Happy birthday to the late, great Steve Ashton. One of the funniest, smartest, and most loving people I've ever known. I miss him.
For those who have asked, the Henry kitchen store is finally stocked! henryphillips.com/shop/
Asked my mom for a recipe and she endearingly sent in the most boomer way possible, photo of a card from the 70s with an accidental emoji. 10/10 no notes.
@JonHuck Once again it's Jon Huck Appreciation Day! Thank you, as always, for being you 🎂👏
Go ahead and put this in my veins.
Clipped | Official Trailer | FX #Clipped #FXNetworks
Incredible. I wish I could get my heisman back but I lost it in 11th grade to a guy named Rick.
Exclusive: Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back, ESPN has learned, with a formal “reinstatement” of the trophy coming today. The decision comes amid what the Heisman Trust calls “enormous changes in the college football landscape.” es.pn/3w92KUR
One of the most important questions that males of my generation were forced to confront. My position has been clear since 1978. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/team-…