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Dan @TheArty60

Kent Messenger- 'Cutest Baby' photograph competition winner, 1988. But I've tried not to let it change me. South East, England Joined July 2017
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Dan @TheArty60

a day ago

Look who turned 1 today!! They grow up so fast. ❤️❤️

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Dan @TheArty60

6 days ago

Cooking influencers: if you're doing a "lazy girl pasta"-style recipe and you've still got me zesting a lemon and cutting leeks and carrots into tiny squares, you've grossly underestimated how lazy I'm feeling.

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Dan @TheArty60

a week ago

'Bluey' really is an excellent and delightfully wholesome programme. The perfect show for kids, parents, and childless 36 year old men currently going through some MH stuff, alike. ❤️

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Dan @TheArty60

a week ago

So many incredible people are running the London marathon, the women's world record has been broken by Peres Jepchirchir, and I'm in bed having eaten McDonalds and 2 M&S Yum Nuts. It really has been a day to celebrate human achievement.

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Dan @TheArty60

a week ago

When you get a dog, nobody warns you how much time you'll spend browsing shops that offer a Saw-esque bag of nightmares.

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

So not only did I not win, but now HR want to see me on Monday about my "surreal and uncomfortably honest" leaving speech. 🙄

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

So not only did I not win, but now HR want to see me on Monday about my "surreal and uncomfortably honest" leaving speech. 🙄

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy

2 weeks ago

The letter “d” in Dunstable is load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

I played the Euromillions this week. £108 million jackpot. So, at the end of work today, I wandered around my classrooms in that thoughtful, melancholic way one does when it's their last day before retirement.

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

Why would you ever bother? EU health and safety checks are bound to be more stringent than ours. (We literally can't swim in the sea because of too many turds). theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

I've just been to see a brilliant orchestra at Rochester Cathedral, playing Hans Zimmer and John Williams. ❤️ But I now get why multi-millionaires buy out all the seats in places. It's not arrogance or elitism; it's simply because so many people don't know how to behave!

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Dan @TheArty60

2 weeks ago

Nothing screams being in Kent quite like being surrounded by bluebells! More of this sort of weather, please. 👌

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Dan @TheArty60

3 weeks ago

Three poppadum choices? Three?! That's insane.

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Dan @TheArty60

3 weeks ago

How do you choose between 2 unmissable games? Easy- you don't. 😉

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Dan @TheArty60

3 weeks ago

This time last week, I was in the happiest place on earth! ❤️ So it's little wonder that this morning, I've decided not to go in to work and mark coursework during my holidays, solely because I can't be arsed. 👌

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Dan @TheArty60

3 weeks ago

Sarah and I have spent the last 2 nights sleeping in our spare room. We call it having a "sleepover", but it's actually because our Paris suitcase is still on our bed and we're bloody lazy. 😂 This girl isn't complaining though. ❤️

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Dan @TheArty60

3 weeks ago

Surely amongst the most absurd answers to this?

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun

4 weeks ago

Surely amongst the most absurd answers to this? https://t.co/EGJUv5NdUT

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Dan @TheArty60

4 weeks ago

Some may naively think I'm only here for my girlfriend and baby niece. But I have already been in a Haunted Mansion, up a Space Mountain, and have seen a 6 foot Timone from Lion King ass-wiggling on a float. 😎

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Dan @TheArty60

a month ago

Great tweet! But also my timely reminder of just what a DREADFUL song this is. The same guy that wrote Piano Man and The Stranger did this?! Madness.

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Kane Brough @KanesTheName

a month ago

Great tweet! But also my timely reminder of just what a DREADFUL song this is. The same guy that wrote Piano Man and The Stranger did this?! Madness.

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Dan @TheArty60

a month ago

We should do this with the NHS.

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Ames Grawert ☀️ @AmesCG

a month ago

We should do this with the NHS.

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Dan @TheArty60

a month ago

Shout out to the inventors of Vax Spot Cleaner and Vanish Power Gel. I don't know if dog periods were on your mind when you invented your products (they're never mentioned in the adverts for some reason) but you fucking geniuses. ❤️

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