hashtags1ngle 🤷🏻♀️ @hashtags1ngle
Somehow not actually single now but keeping the handle. It saw me through a decade of larks and intro’d me to lifelong Twitter mates 🤷🏻♀️ Joined March 2015-
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Basic entry requirements to be an anaesthetist: must be smoking hot.
When you go to provincial towns and naively open the Uber app…
Some people are so chill about their marathon. Ten to 9 and just getting a train to the other side of London for a 10am start!
It would be absolute banter if Rishi’s daughters started sneaking round the bike sheds for a crafty 🚬
A few days shy of my 50th and suddenly developing a liking for Trance.
Hope the trolls are fucking happy now. Those children are 10, 8 and 5 ffs.
Dropped a c bomb and a bird at 2 dickhead motorists already this morning who drove through puddles at me. What is actually wrong with people?
Me last week: crying because I might have to effectively be sterilised. Me this week: crying because of the sandwich generation caring exhaustion. 🤯
Secondary school is savage but PSA: if you are considering sending your child to an all girls’ school, don’t do it to them. It’s the worst decision you’ll ever make. Year 10 and 11 has been hell for my girl. ☹️
You never get the entire girl group hysterically crying like that. So embarrassing #loveislandallstars
Cannot move at Waterloo for dudes with tired looking roses 🥀
I love that my friends and I are either in or nearing our 50s and still send messages in the WhatsApp group asking what everyone’s wearing for the night out.
If waiting for mock results to come out is anything to go by, am gonna be a wreck come August 😳
That forensic psychiatrist on #R4Today may be an expert in their field but totally tone deaf. Sure Calocane’s victims’ families enjoyed hearing his mental health support was a bigger injustice than their deaths. 🙇🏻♀️
Do you reckon they only take hot guys into the dentistry profession?
The Oscars have been shit for years tbh 🤷🏻♀️
When the woman who tormented you about the affair she had with your husband comes on the radio on a January Monday 🤚🏾
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These Plymouth fans boarded the train at 7am to Millwall today with a full buffet… 🤣👏
What is this tiny handle on the syrup vessel for
First class, featuring a wonky antimacassar and, well that’s it
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
@hashtags1ngle In fact, it was Valentines. I walked out for a curry and a couple of pints, sat down at my table for one, with a red rose and a heart shaped folded napkin. The walk home (in the rain) was the icing on the cake tbh.
Robert Smith is 65 today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face.
Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
I genuinely can’t hear anyone mention a total eclipse without quoting this entire Jaffa Cakes advert from 1999. Please someone tell me they also remember this…
@fesshole The house always wins. Cashout while you can. 😊😊😊😊
@teax3teax3teax3 @hashtags1ngle @its_just_me_gq @YouTube This one was my walking partner!
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