Winnie the Who @win_confidante
Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory Middle England Joined October 2019-
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Gorgeous evening out there. Would be even better if I didn’t have to wear gloves in April!
I’m not sure I can take another penalty shootout this week, so come on Cov, get them in extra time!
Morgan Rogers is looking like some player! Excited to see how far he can go! #AVFC
Just dropped Ox at the station for his trip to Wembley and seeing all the Cov fans this morning has made my heart sing!
Wordle 1,035 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 FINALLY MY STARTER WORD WAS THE ANSWER!
Aston Villa are the only English team left in Europe. #AVFC
ASTON VILLA ARE THROUGH TO THE UEFA EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE SEMI-FINALS! 😍
God I hate penalties. #AVFC
I’ve been staying in the same hotel once a fortnight for the last 7 years, and I’m staying tonight for the last time. They’ve just given me dinner and a pint on them to say goodbye! I hope my hotel in the South West is as good as this one. So long Maidstone, it’s been fun!
Don’t fuck with the villa
We t out for bottomless brunch at 11am, just got home. Mistajes garc been made, fun’s had been had
It’s bonus payday today, and ao far all I’ve bought is some comfortable, sustainable knickers and some dresses you don’t have to wear a bra with if you’re wondering how middle age is looking.
I will have to charge for this vandalism .... some potential tenants of this furnished apartment have taken a dislike to some of the decorations. Instead of letting me know, they decided to remove it themselves! 😱😯 #GwylltHollow
Dougie getting booked with 10 seconds to play is the most Aston Villa thing that could have happened today, alongside bottling a 2-0 lead of course.
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@win_confidante @xenatheworrier I was thinking the same. Colour is gorgeous
I’m reading a book a friend bought me and on my last holiday I read a book that a different friend bought me. When friends give you a book that they enjoyed reading, they are sharing a bit of themselves and something that had meaning to them. A small but precious thing.
Feels like a sad end to possibly owning Salah for the very last time in FPL.
@win_confidante It certainly is 🥶 chilly out there 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Got a date tonight, lads. With the Spanish Historian. Wasn’t going to this holiday, but then I thought… you’re only young once, and being as I’m no longer young, I need to make the most of it even more!
I hope one of the horses managed to hoof this particular man who made me take my AirPods out on the tube on Saturday to yell at me because Ruby was chewing a bone (it was a Whimzees dental stick) and that I should do some research about being a dog owner. The bone in question:
Lenny would like to show you his haircut - before & after
Baby Ava says hi, and hopes your Wednesday is as exciting as hers. •Milk •Celebrating being one week old •Milk •Grabbing the opportunity to fountain pee on the bed when mummy’s distracted •Milk •Looking gorgeous in her #DUND outfit •Milk
Some folk have mentioned I’ve been quiet on here. This and all the replies are the reason why. It’s not a fun ride. 0/10 would not recommend.
I don’t know why people complain about perimenopause. It’s a fun way to play new games such as - Why am I swearing at inanimate objects? Is it my period again or am I haemorrhaging? and my personal favourite - Will my ankles painfully giveaway unexpectedly sometime today?