Singleton Tales @singletontales
Welcome to my tales of life, independently owned & operated, embracing midulthood, endometriosis sufferer & colour enthusiast 😘 (all views are my own) London, England Joined July 2014-
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It’s nearly May.. where the f*ck is the sunshine? I am fed up with grey and rain!
Congrats to everyone who ran the London Marathon today. In awe of you all, don’t think I could ever do it!
About to eat my body weight in pizza. Bring. It. On.
A woman just walked by me in the office and said “you look pretty”, I said thank you and then realised she was on FaceTime with the pretty person 🤣🤣
Kind of wish I had someone to watch #themasters with, who could also cook me dinner & run me a bath! Not asking for much… maybe next year!
A long weekend makes me realise how nice it would be if I didn’t have to work 5 days a week 🤣
#BlueForBob is back!! On Saturday 27th July @Edgbaston will be turning blue for Day 2 of the England vs West Indies Test Match, raising money and awareness for prostate cancer 💙🏏
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5Swiped Out @aDatingDad
13K Followers 923 Following 40-something single dad, used to have more things to say in my bio, https://t.co/q53FXXOHClHBB @harleybangbang
2K Followers 524 Following I'm back on Twitter!!! Re-add me please! Also now a co-host on @lovelifeliquor, a podcast about dating, dealing with the pandemic & life after your carefree 20sA Girl in Islington @Shehadthoughts
5K Followers 828 Following Leo the cat, yoga, exploring London and too much work. Sometime DIYer & cheese lover. Expect regular coffee updates.LSG @LastSingleGirI
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3K Followers 779 Following Somehow not actually single now but keeping the handle. It saw me through a decade of larks and intro’d me to lifelong Twitter mates 🤷🏻♀️Bella Falk 📸 Passp.. @PassportAndPix
11K Followers 2K Following Documentaries, travel writing & wildlife photography | Winner Best Photography #TravelMediaAwards 2020 | ‘When Whales Could Walk’ out now on PBS𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
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22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5Swiped Out @aDatingDad
13K Followers 923 Following 40-something single dad, used to have more things to say in my bio, https://t.co/q53FXXOHClHBB @harleybangbang
2K Followers 524 Following I'm back on Twitter!!! Re-add me please! Also now a co-host on @lovelifeliquor, a podcast about dating, dealing with the pandemic & life after your carefree 20sA Girl in Islington @Shehadthoughts
5K Followers 828 Following Leo the cat, yoga, exploring London and too much work. Sometime DIYer & cheese lover. Expect regular coffee updates.LSG @LastSingleGirI
3K Followers 315 Following This profile is both dedicated to the faithful and presented to the false hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue. Insta/Threads: @Miss_LSGĆh💋ryl 👩🏼�.. @clumsyoaf33
40K Followers 6K Following Clumsy Oaf A bit Feisty🔥Happy to take the piss out of myself 😉Typo twat 🤦🏼♀️ Outfit tweeter 👗 #ClumsysClosethashtags1ngle 🤷�.. @hashtags1ngle
3K Followers 779 Following Somehow not actually single now but keeping the handle. It saw me through a decade of larks and intro’d me to lifelong Twitter mates 🤷🏻♀️Bella Falk 📸 Passp.. @PassportAndPix
11K Followers 2K Following Documentaries, travel writing & wildlife photography | Winner Best Photography #TravelMediaAwards 2020 | ‘When Whales Could Walk’ out now on PBS𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
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118K Followers 1K Following I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉Rebecca Chase - Keep .. @rebeccahchase
7K Followers 2K Following I’m a pocket rocket who writes contemporary romance with steamy scenes. We all need steam, romance & love. See bio link to buy my books. She/HerDan @TheArty60
823 Followers 1K Following Kent Messenger- 'Cutest Baby' photograph competition winner, 1988. But I've tried not to let it change me.Debbie - The Snappy A.. @TheSnappyArtist
804 Followers 356 Following Photographer & Dog Mum *Tweets are deleted regularly*NotSoXintheCity @notsosexintheci
2K Followers 560 Following Gobshite. Brat. Feminist when it suits. Ex-sluིt. Sporadic blogger. She/Her 🏳️🌈Jam 🍒 @Jambeanie
3K Followers 2K Following Writer/actor/Director-Theatre mad! Face puller. Films/TV/music. Great Mum& Love filled Christian! Love life! Turning negatives into positives since 1980London Marmite @LaurenNotLozza
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2K Followers 974 Following Yorkshire Lass, living the dream with travel, history, books, food and lots of coffee 🥰Nick Gray / How to Ma.. @nickgraynews
43K Followers 3K Following Follow me to be more interesting and meet inspiring people 👋🏻 I built and sold 2 multi-million dollar companies, Museum Hack and FDS AvionicsThe Royal Marsden NHS.. @royalmarsdenNHS
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126K Followers 57 Following Professional Tennis https://t.co/wLxwC6YcVT to smile.Passionate about winning.Have a sweet tooth!!!Crazy about my baby sister!Love my Family ❤️James Ward @ward_jr
2K Followers 991 Following Husband || Father || Pilot || Yorkshireman in Dubai Published Amateur Photographer 📸 Professional Pilot 👨🏻✈️Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa
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40K Followers 4K Following We're a community dedicated to beating blood cancer through research - leukaemia, lymphoma, myeloma.LymphomaAction @LymphomaAction
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48K Followers 1K Following Mental health is just as important as physical health ✌🏼☮️ 🚑 💕💫 on an ambulance somewhere in London@singletontales I put the heating back on last night. Normally, it stays off until the clocks go back.
@singletontales Move North it's reet good up ere 🌞
Couldn’t decide what to have, so I ordered two breakfasts…. Stay tuned for more diet tips.
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
I’m on a hen weekend in Mykonos and there is not a single activity planned. We’re just reading our books by the pool until it’s time to start drinking. Truly, this is the best planned hen of all time.
Oscar you earned your way into your first @Challenge_Tour event with your hard work and talent! So proud to witness you make the cut against this quality field. Golf is great!!!
How it feels to make your first cut on the Challenge Tour 👊 17-year-old Oscar Craig is the only amateur to make the cut at the #UAEChallenge Smiles all round for stepdad @TommyFleetwood1 on the bag 😁 @EGFuaegolf | @AbuDhabiSC
How it feels to make your first cut on the Challenge Tour 👊 17-year-old Oscar Craig is the only amateur to make the cut at the #UAEChallenge Smiles all round for stepdad @TommyFleetwood1 on the bag 😁 @EGFuaegolf | @AbuDhabiSC
An amazing story at the London Marathon 🙏 David Picksley, with the help of a walking stick, completed the 26.2 mile course in an amazing 7:57:15 🇬🇧 The 91-year-old finished on Sunday despite falling on a bump in the road at 15 miles and suffering a bloody nose 🤯 📸…
My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.
I made the best roast ever today @PurpleMayes
I'm hanging. HANGING. How it started. How it ended.
Had a great time today playing with @GitRDoneLarry at @invitedcc Special thanks to @mizzenandmain @surfandturfgolf @Nexbelt @CallawayGolf for the continued support!
A back-nine 29 from Monday qualifier Clark Dennis! The 58-year-old is T2 in his first start in 2024 @invitedcc.