Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc
TikToker - (IT/Gaming Comedy). IT Support - L3 Engineer. Gamer. Millennial. Resto Druid in WoW. Doctoral student in IT. I really hate Microsoft Teams. beacons.ai/crisisofconsci… Joined January 2022-
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I think you’re reading this wrong. After working for Microsoft, he became this goose:
I think you’re reading this wrong. After working for Microsoft, he became this goose: https://t.co/k3XTcVwXFg
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The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
I have a really funny joke for you all! Healthcare in the U.S.
rabbit r1 developers: what if we put a shittier version of chatgpt & siri in a flimsy plastic box & made it far less useful or reliable than a basic smartphone. investors: perfect! youtu.be/ddTV12hErTc?si…
This is my best friend and I at 16 years old. I met her in 5th grade when she moved into the house across the street from me and we have been best friends ever since - through going to two different high schools, colleges states apart, and living in different cities.
This is my best friend and I at 16 years old. I met her in 5th grade when she moved into the house across the street from me and we have been best friends ever since - through going to two different high schools, colleges states apart, and living in different cities. https://t.co/c3vdmzOR2J
Coworker: WE HAVE A BIG EMERGENCY Me: Okay, can we retest right now? Coworker: Nah, you free at 3:30?
I’ve come back to this post about 6 times now because I’m convinced this person has never actually used Microsoft Teams to be saying this. Being bundled and cheap isn’t the flex you think it is for a program. I use Teams because I’m forced to, not because I want to.
I’ve come back to this post about 6 times now because I’m convinced this person has never actually used Microsoft Teams to be saying this. Being bundled and cheap isn’t the flex you think it is for a program. I use Teams because I’m forced to, not because I want to.
If you can, let’s help get this over the finish line.
If you can, let’s help get this over the finish line.
Sometimes I feel like my work parking garage is secretly filming a reality show featuring the worst park jobs of all time.
It’s bee season again, please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Oh sure, this guy does this and gathers a huge audience to praise him, I do this on my couch and I’m “lazy” and “need to go to the gym”
Oh sure, this guy does this and gathers a huge audience to praise him, I do this on my couch and I’m “lazy” and “need to go to the gym”
If you haven’t watched “is it cake?” on Netflix, you’re missing out. This is my guilty pleasure show.
When the cookies are from Wegmans HAHAHAHA
When the cookies are from Wegmans HAHAHAHA
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TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN
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“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
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stop calling them boneless wings ok they are chicken nuggets.
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