LSG @LastSingleGirI
This profile is both dedicated to the faithful and presented to the false hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue. Insta/Threads: @Miss_LSG UK Joined July 2013-
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I’m officially swapping football for rugby. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Off to the rugby, even tho my social battery hasn’t fully charged since Paris so I’m not feeling very people’y today.
Ooh, Norwegian brown cheese used in today’s #Masterchef and the judges loved it 🙌🏻 It’s delicious. You should try it 😊
Of course I couldn’t 😂😂have to get up early tomorrow to finish cause now I have to do my day job till I go to bed 🤷🏻♀️
Of course I couldn’t 😂😂have to get up early tomorrow to finish cause now I have to do my day job till I go to bed 🤷🏻♀️
Can I do three weeks of organising and cleaning in three hours? Let’s find out 😬
Best place to get a decently priced #NottinghamForest shirt?
Uber should add a “quiet please” option so quiet passengers can ride with quiet drivers and give each other five stars after a quiet ride. #Quiet 🤫
When he says “miss you too” and not “miss you more”.
Switched over to murder docs. Much less brutal than this game.
Now watch Everton come out like Brazil, when they’ve got nothing to play for 🤷🏻♀️
TexMex is coming to visit on Sunday and he’s only gone and got himself some man flu 😫
Yeah, no. Gonna pop on a murder doc instead. Thanks for nothing, Chelsea 🤷🏻♀️
Had the best weekend in Paris with my sister and niblings but my social battery died at some point yesterday and the constant chatter and noise from other people was really starting to bug me. So happy to be home, napping to the sound of purrs and meows.
7 hours from waking up in Paris till I’m napping in my own bed. It’s been a fucking cold day and I turned the heating on but I’m still freezing. Ready for summer now, thank you please.
I detest aisle seats with a passion 😫 I hate getting up for other people. And I have a dude staring at me from a seat facing mine across the aisle. I’m so ready to he home.
Definitely not getting the Eurostar to Paris again. Thought it would be easier than flying but I’ve just been standing in a packed queue, freezing my ass off for an hour to get through check in. Apparently they couldn’t handle the amount of people in passport control. Ridiculous.
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@dissproportion @annamv10 Marriage is not required to have kids.
@dissproportion @annamv10 Stop telling people that they need to be married to have kids.
You now made the marathon about you instead of her accomplishment. Next time wait at the finish line to congratulate her and propose later. Don’t make someone else’s accomplishments about yourself and don’t put them in the spotlight where they feel they must say yes.
This man proposes to his girlfriend as she finishes a marathon.
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing
@BlackNapkin00 @lporiginalg Or dudes could just have sex with their wife
@BlackNapkin00 @lporiginalg "Legitimate children"🤣
I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. Hope this pisses you off.
I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.
@LastSingleGirI Aww sounds lovely! How long will he be there?
It’s nearly May.. where the f*ck is the sunshine? I am fed up with grey and rain!
@QueenRMade1 It's gaslighting to say UK received Meghan with open arms. They were super racists!
@LastSingleGirI I'm excited for your Love Actually moment too. Do you have a sign?
@LastSingleGirI Oh this is adorable! I did wonder if this might be why you were doing all that cleaning 🥰