chris @therealshepherd
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Morning, that was an absolute waste of time. Slept till midnight, tossed and turned after that😞😞
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Well I’m in bed and sleeping tablets have been taken, do we think I’ll get more than 4 hours sleep
I’ve accidentally ended up out out, apologies if I tell you all I love you later #soundcity
How much better does life feel with picky summer food, wine and sun
Don’t like this back seat passenger stuff
Morning, definitely something missing from this photo
Boris Johnson can go and fuck himself…..not going to be getting my car back any time soon as there’s a real issue with getting spare parts from the EU…he is solely to blame for this
A guys just got on the train and aggressively closed all the windows, no do you mind if I or anything, if I was 3 coffees in, I’d be definitely opening it again
Backward facing, should have been a free coffee but wasn’t, the bad luck continues….can someone wake me up at Flixton please
Waiting for the bus, really tempted by the swings 🤣🤣
And another train and another coffee already this morning…..all the seats are facing backwards I’m furious
Another train, another coffee…… Train prices are crazy, 3 times the price today and I’m not travelling as far
On the way home, it’s been a long as day, hopefully I’ll be in bed for 10pm
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Up early to be mum taxi. Urgh. I fucking hate mornings. Stupid too early bastards.
My toddler decided the day needed to begin at 4am
Good morning Twitter 💋 What day, now? #Tuesday
Husband’s first wife was a chef, so when I’d cook for him when we first met, I was nervous. I’d ply him with drink and spend hours preparing a top notch meal. Nowadays, I frisby his dinner to him from the other side of the kitchen. If some food remains on the plate, bonus 👍🏻.
You can keep your over priced over rated restaurants, this is Yorkshires finest
Back to the grindstone tomorrow after a great weekend away, although not every day looked this good ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ #BankHolidayWeekend #oban #Scotland
Inbetween shoots tonight I became “Mystic Jen” 🔮😂📸 How am I single?? Im a laugh a minute 😂😂🤪
Oh my..my hero
Christopher Reeve signing autographs at Niagara Falls on the set of SUPERMAN II (1980).
I just woke up & burped & now all I can taste is haggis. Hell yes I’m sexy 😂
I didn’t eat anything tonight as I kept thinking about that rancid custard and gipping but I’m lying in bed feeling a bit dizzy now, I’m going to have to make something at this late hour
Currently sat in car waiting to get out but stuck as there’s a bird next to the car eating a worm and oh my days he’s taking forever. Just eat it!!!
The professional chef on @MasterChefUK tonight is a pretentious knob. It's not life saving surgery, mate. Just food.
Did anyone else go to a school where they made you cover your books in old wallpaper or was it just my weird school and what on earth was it all about?
Anddddd on that note. Night lovelies x
Number 4637283689.4 of why I’m single Bed snacks
Kindest man I’ve ever known ❤️
@therealshepherd @emmahoneybone You still haven’t replied What tablets do you have ?
@ToweyLinda @therealshepherd He’s asleep, Dinks. We’ll have to wait till morning. 😴
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