HBB @harleybangbang
I'm back on Twitter!!! Re-add me please! Also now a co-host on @lovelifeliquor, a podcast about dating, dealing with the pandemic & life after your carefree 20s Joined December 2019-
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Just tanked a work presentation (no, actually), so gonna lie on the floor for the rest of the day if anyone needs me
Stages of listening to music from the @theweeknd: 1- *before processing the lyrics* : wow, he has the voice of an angel. The music is so haunting yet soothing and beautiful 2- *after processing the lyrics*:
I'm about my correct my coworker's spelling of my last name (she needs to reference me in one of her reports), and I'm NOT going to add a smiley face in my email to her about it!!! I am so brave.
Are there any travel blogs you guys recommend for trip planning? There's soo many out there, and you can never tell if their recommendations are genuine, or they were paid
I feel like the biggest lie in TV and movies is that men will jump at the opportunity to have regular, casual sex with the same woman Irl, men still sleep with you maybe twice, then get bored, and move onto someone new 🙄 it's all about the novelty for them, even casually
My dream is to one day walk into a room with people who haven't seen me in forever, and for them to comment to each other, "the bitch is back"
Why is the calculator on my phone on crack??? If I accidentally press the equal sign, it just keeps changing to a new number??? Please leave the final total alone😭
For once was ready for everything ahead of time, but then got to my car and realised I'd forgotten my car keys And of course my building elevator is moving at a snail's pace now😩😩😩
Is it just me or is twitter engagement shit these days bc of the algorithm? (It can't possibly be because my content isn't interesting 🤣)
Why is it so embarrassing to @Shazam something in public? 😩
If your man has a smart watch and he still leaves you on read, he hates you fr
I am simply shook by the fact that Vanessa Williams' eyes are blue, and not green like I've always thought
Listen, I think ryan gosling is one of the most talented & versatile actors out there right now, and he'll definitely win at least 1 Oscar in the future. As a Canadian, I literally grew up watching him on TV. BUT. I do not think he's a nice person irl. He seems like a jerk tbh
In any normal context, someone would look PSYCHOTIC for still being hung up on something that happened 8 years ago
Getting access to my friend's Disney+ account when I have a ton of work to do this week was not a great idea.....
When you just meant to unplug your chromecast but accidentally did a factory reset and need to spend 20 minutes seeing everything back up..... All I wanted to do was watch a quick show while I ate 😭😭😭😭
What is the benefit of getting 25k status on @Aeroplan with @staralliance ? I get lounge access with my credit card, don't really care about free checked bags. But does status somehow get you cheaper business class seats in the long run? (Ie with extra points or whatever?)
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
A Girl in Islington @Shehadthoughts
5K Followers 828 Following Leo the cat, yoga, exploring London and too much work. Sometime DIYer & cheese lover. Expect regular coffee updates.
𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
10K Followers 1K Following Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
LSG @LastSingleGirI
3K Followers 315 Following This profile is both dedicated to the faithful and presented to the false hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue. Insta/Threads: @Miss_LSG
Singleton Tales @singletontales
6K Followers 4K Following Welcome to my tales of life, independently owned & operated, embracing midulthood, endometriosis sufferer & colour enthusiast 😘 (all views are my own)
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl 🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.boosh
enbyinjail 💙 @enbyinjail
13K Followers 1K Following Yup, it’s me. Angry, sweaty, scruffy, hairy intersectional feminist. FY1. Single mum. British Indian. They/them. Actually autistic. 🏳️🌈
Rebecca Chase - Keep .. @rebeccahchase
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NotSoXintheCity @notsosexintheci
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Paul @PaulnotBrian
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Debbie - The Snappy A.. @TheSnappyArtist
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Jam 🍒 @Jambeanie
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hashtags1ngle 🤷�.. @hashtags1ngle
3K Followers 779 Following Somehow not actually single now but keeping the handle. It saw me through a decade of larks and intro’d me to lifelong Twitter mates 🤷🏻♀️
BD @BumblingD
5K Followers 2K Following Fuckable but unlovable. Wrote a midlife dating blog ⬇️ UK Blog Awards finalist. Didn't win, obvs. Also featured on https://t.co/cZlwEVr3nL. LUFC.
Hostage Girl @lifehostage32
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Dan @TheArty60
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ساالم سااال.. @AmlensoriSalem
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Wagner FN Brazil @WagnerFnBrazil
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Lydia @Lydia53823703
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james pitney @jamesdpitney
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Terry B @ElecmanTerry
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Lyns @mrsc1807
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Phil T @PhlpT
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Caroline @Tikkabelle
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Welldressguy25 @welldressguy25
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danjconn @danjconn
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James 🦖🦕 @squarefootjames
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ⓜMENEGBO™BAKEL JO.. @johnforreal
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Simon Jones @simon72jones
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Asnāte @missasnate
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George @GD_ADAMS
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Damien @popeycymru
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bruno santos @BrunoGatinho367
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Richard Watkinson @DickWatkinson
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de519n @de519n
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Jennifer Sawyer @JenniferSa48990
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Mark Cunniffe @markcunniffe
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Lee Mc @Cuff11
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Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
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A Girl in Islington @Shehadthoughts
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𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
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Winnie the Who @win_confidante
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LSG @LastSingleGirI
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Singleton Tales @singletontales
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enbyinjail 💙 @enbyinjail
13K Followers 1K Following Yup, it’s me. Angry, sweaty, scruffy, hairy intersectional feminist. FY1. Single mum. British Indian. They/them. Actually autistic. 🏳️🌈
Rebecca Chase - Keep .. @rebeccahchase
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NotSoXintheCity @notsosexintheci
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Paul @PaulnotBrian
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Debbie - The Snappy A.. @TheSnappyArtist
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Jam 🍒 @Jambeanie
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hashtags1ngle 🤷�.. @hashtags1ngle
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BD @BumblingD
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Hostage Girl @lifehostage32
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Dan @TheArty60
823 Followers 1K Following Kent Messenger- 'Cutest Baby' photograph competition winner, 1988. But I've tried not to let it change me.
Kintsugi Girl @Kintsugi_girl
3K Followers 1K Following 🦋Whimsical🦋Antifragility is my superpower🦋Heart is by the sea🦋Mental Health advocate🦋Content writer🦋Positive thinker🦋Wanderluster🦋Kindness is currency🦋
Sophie Soph @Sophs83
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Giacomo Burrasca 🇮.. @monkeyinawalnut
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ian @ian_90211
238 Followers 399 Following Writer in Beverly Hills, CA. Genre: Dark romance / noncon erotica. Post about writing, dating, D/s, women, etc. All SFW unless marked. Same Discord name.
Naomi Lane @singlegirlie
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Karen @karen_c38
124 Followers 244 Following Cheddar cheese enthusiast. Big fan of sleeping. Mainly here for the dog accounts.
Erica 🏴�.. @EricaowenErica
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Katie @KatieAndGrumeti
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Matt Littlewood @mattyrider
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Just No. @UltraVires84
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Marie @marie_mumbles
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Marque 2 @Marque_241
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Meanwhile.in.Wales @Welshcole1969
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Jules @lj_here
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Shandi @ShandiKelti
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KateLifeOnTheEdge @KateOnTheEdge
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Helen The Walt @HelenTheeWalt
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Name Is Tony @Tony_Tweeted
396 Followers 784 Following 43 year old. Train Driver. Union Rep. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
John @LFCFOREVER79
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Darwyn✍🏻 by A La.. @nullyear
213 Followers 666 Following Me IRL : overly friendly polite & Poor Speller - - still just blurting answers out loud; 8-yr hand up in Class 🦒 Prone to tangents - Harmless. Wordy.
Heidi 🏴�.. @thewordealer
4K Followers 3K Following Experienced at lots of things, appreciative of crap jokes, good wine, a hiking trail and interesting companions on here. 🍐
✨⭐️Hope🦋 @happinesskarma1
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Flanners @Fl4nners
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Stu @Slinxx
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David Westgarth @DJWestgarth
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Cholmondley Warner �.. @ChumleyPrelude
679 Followers 956 Following Mainly political related stuff, with the occasional tweet from one of my other passions (most likely f1, raving, cars or snooker). Can be a bit sweary.
Allegra @Elena_Allegra
3K Followers 434 Following Bougie millennial running-addict. Barely using that Master's Degree, working as a Fundraising Professional in DC. *Views are my own.*
Victoria Crandon @VictoriaCrandon
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Francesca Specter @ChezSpecter
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Life @LifeWitFineWine
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John 🏴.. @chochobnob
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40andfreakingout @40afo
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Laura - StyleBuzz UK @Laura_StyleBuzz
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Anthony Sider @BudgetDude
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ProfessionalSingleton @ProfSingleLady
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catkins @madamelechat
2K Followers 2K Following a cat loving, food munching, snow pounding, gig slaying, single lady still living in hope of a happy ending. Yorkshire born and bred (no flat cap) 😉
Maddie Hayes @sunshine222blue
236 Followers 250 Following Coffee loving ❤ London living, bit of a fattie, complex dating life 💙
Johnny Farrow @Johnnyboythrash
935 Followers 3K Following Yes, the actual John Farrow...To be fair I never said I was funny or interesting
VikingReader 🇮🇸.. @reader_viking
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EL💫 @Elms_elms_elms2
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Asnāte @missasnate
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Howdie Brownies @Howdie_Brownies
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HelsJess B @miss_jezebelda
932 Followers 2K Following #T1D💉 Mama & dog Mama. Midwife Sonographer. ♈️ A bit witchy. Make up addict. All views are my own. insta: hels_jessb 📸
A walk from West Witton to Redmire Force in Wensleydale today. Drizzly start but ended with blue skies and sunshine.
I love looking at older people's travel vlogs bc it's all unfiltered and real, so you can see how shit a place really looks 😂
I’m reading a book a friend bought me and on my last holiday I read a book that a different friend bought me. When friends give you a book that they enjoyed reading, they are sharing a bit of themselves and something that had meaning to them. A small but precious thing.
@thejesskimchi I love mine just need to have my moon fixed lol
5 days after I cruelly ripped him from his favourite person, grandma, my cat has deigned to be in the same room as me, and let me brush him. This has made me, the person that pays for everything for him, unreasonably happy.
My therapist is so nice and sometimes goes over the hour to keep talking to me if we're making some progress or I'm particularly upset. 🏅
It's my last day of hols and I thought fuck it, I'm gonna swipe right on this cute guy on Tinder. And you guys....I just had the perfect 1 night stand, my go, he was deeeeelish!! Of course he lives across the country from me! But I got exactly what I needed, so 😄😄😄
Good morning 🌅 what an absolutely beautiful day ♥️♥️
@harleybangbang So much history. I haven’t been for 25 years pretty much I’ll point out at this point. I went there when I did my Drama A-Level. It had a lot of the old communist history about it. FYI it’s actually two places. Buda and Pest. Separated by the River Danube.
Finally got myself a man who loves my animals as if they’re his own and that I can drink and dance the night away with 💙
3 stone gone (my Heather weight!) 💗 #weightlossjourney #weightloss #3stonedown
The Musician and I have our 6 months anniversary on Wednesday. I just booked a @champneys spa break for us. 💕
I think I'm just hangry, you guys, I'm struggling to find enough protein and veg. Look at my little grey streak, I love her
Easter lamb is middle eastern like Jesus would have wanted, but the main selling point is this excellent salad from @SabrinaGhayour’s ‘Feasts’
@Stabby_Queen Well that was a great success. I made the lamb and the Yorkshires, the bf did the rest. It was amazing! #EasterLamb
@harleybangbang Awww, hope you can be friends. As we get older meeting & making new friends doesn’t happen very often. So great when it does happen
Aaaa Out of Office message is on. A very long Easter weekend awaits. Deep breaths and not many plans, apart from being allowed to ‘do a few things’ in the bf’s garden. 😬💚
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