Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

Tired and old Joined January 2017

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

4 hours ago

Cat: hyperthyroidism, dementia, arthritis. Dog 1: reactive, seizures, now has an ear infection. Dog 2: cushings, now diagnosed with glaucoma, eye ulcer that's not healing, and double ear infection. Any wonder why I just cried my eyes out at the vets?

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

21 hours ago

Someone please tell me why I'm sick and can't sleep. Is it stress? I'm broke and all 3 of my pets are sick. I'm addicted to phone games. I have a uni assignment due. I think I need a holiday except I just got back from one 😭

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a day ago

One good thing about my holiday was finding out definitively that van life is not for fucking me. It looked fucking miserable, because I am a luxury traveller and I have to be me! This does mean that i will barely travel, but when I do, I will really enjoy it.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a day ago

I hate travelling (in general) but fuck I prefer holiday me to lazy shit home me. I know this must be really common, we're all our better selves on holidays, right? I'm active, fit, outdoorsy. At home I don't even want to leave my bed.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

3 days ago

Someone make a candle that smells like a freshly opened box of tea bags, I will buy it

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

3 days ago

This was sent to me by a 26 year old, honestly, who is raising these animals?

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

3 days ago

Is one of the reasons why cruises are so popular with the older crowd bc they can club and dance and party without judgement, especially from younger people? Bc all I see is people dancing and having fun and I am kind of looking forward to that! I haven't danced in 2 years!

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

4 days ago

I love looking at older people's travel vlogs bc it's all unfiltered and real, so you can see how shit a place really looks 😂

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

4 days ago

I'm still sick and snot is coming out of my eye when I blow my nose, it's going great

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

6 days ago

5 days after I cruelly ripped him from his favourite person, grandma, my cat has deigned to be in the same room as me, and let me brush him. This has made me, the person that pays for everything for him, unreasonably happy.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

7 days ago

As an Aussie, this whole trend of if I'd rather be in the woods with a bear or a man is crazy to me. Like, a man!! A fucking bear??? I haven't gone to Canada yet because I am so scared of bears. And yes I know what men can do, but I'd rather fight a man than a BEAR

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

Current sick me is so mad at missing the only paid work I had for this month, but also very grateful to past me for getting my uni assignment finished and submitted early 😭

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

For the 1st time since I started my business 7 years ago, I've had to cancel on a client for being sick. And on the day too, horror. The only 2 days I'm working this month, so I'm not just broke but super broke 😭 Glad I had a holiday I guess.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

Today is the 1 day I have this week for gardening and going for a walk, and it's pissing down. Don't ever say the world's not against you.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

Well, I don't regret watching the first t minutes of the new Roadhouse

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

Ah, the post-holiday depresh. And I was already super depressed ON my holiday, so this is extra fun! 👎

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

a week ago

I'm so tired of getting on the scale and setting new records for fattest I've ever been. I was so active and careful with food on my holiday and still came back bigger. So I'm going to try cutting my food intake in half. Don't worry, this is doctor approved! I can't wait for HRT.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

2 weeks ago

Terrible day. Lost my car at the hotel carpark, 20 mins couldn't find it, took a stranger 1 minute to find it. For some reason my mum locked my house keys IN my house (I said take care of my keys). My cat hates me being back. Then tears listening to loml (iykyk). Wonderful.

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

2 weeks ago

I am so good at blocking out sound when I work, but when I'm just out and someone is on their phone? Torture!! Whyyyyyyy???

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Evie Veronica @my2ndsinglelife

2 weeks ago

Flying home from my holidays today and I'm dreading it (bc my garden will be shit, the weeds 😭) and so excited (bc I'm a homebody and I miss my pets so much). I'm looking forward to my next holiday, the cruise, aka lazy girl's hols!