NotSoXintheCity @notsosexintheci
Gobshite. Brat. Feminist when it suits. Ex-sluིt. Sporadic blogger. She/Her 🏳️🌈 notsosexinthecity.com United Kingdom Joined December 2008-
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I plead guilty, your honour 😂
I plead guilty, your honour 😂 https://t.co/w6ICufQf8R
I just cringed so hard I turned inside out.
I just cringed so hard I turned inside out.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with twagger 👀
It took THREE appeals for my pops to get PIP, plus countless letters from various docs AND I had to get shitty with some birdbrained assessor on the phone. Rat boy has no clue how any of this shit actually works. Moron.
It took THREE appeals for my pops to get PIP, plus countless letters from various docs AND I had to get shitty with some birdbrained assessor on the phone. Rat boy has no clue how any of this shit actually works. Moron.
How many people does one need to sleep with to become a “village bike?” 5? 10? 20? Do they all need to come from the same village? I’d have expected this misogynistic name-calling from a man. Do better, Sarah.
Kevin & Perry Go Large was released 24 years ago today
I waked n’ baked, and now I’m in a Scott Adkins movie mood. Eliminators ✅ Close Range 👎🏻 Happy 420 to meeeee✌🏻🍃
Me when I woke up today #420
This is half a step in the right direction, but it should also be an offence to share the images.
This is half a step in the right direction, but it should also be an offence to share the images.
It’s roll for me.
Going into WWIII with Rishi Sunak as PM would be so embarrassing. He has all the gravitas of a maths supply teacher that everyone takes the piss out of.
LSG @LastSingleGirI
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@notsosexintheci It really is .I haven't got much time for that these days but I was pleased to help to do my little bit for sone of our most vulnerable citizens and to challenge a DWP that cares not .
Don’t even get my started on sourdough…
Can we all stop encouraging Brioche bun makers please by not buying their weird shiny sweet odd coloured bread rolls. Awful things.
yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved
Probably one of the grossest things to women which immediately gives the ick is a man in his 40s who is still getting wasted like he's a 20 year old. why are you still passing out and unable to drive? Why did you just throw up? How have you not learned to control yourself yet?
@kent_police Loads of peeps like this in Maidstone 😂😂
@notsosexintheci Truth. I'm ashamed to be stuck here.
@notsosexintheci See, ours will be a happy marriage because at least I can surprise you and make you laugh. We’re cool.
@notsosexintheci Oh ok, I had my “Goldfish I’d Like to Feed” defence all prepared 😂😘
@notsosexintheci They are utterly disgusting.
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@notsosexintheci Congratulations Fish Grandma x
Eating an ice lolly in bed is all fun and games until a bit drops off and falls straight onto a nipple 😱 1/10 would not recommend unless you’re into that sort of thing. I’m not. 💀
@notsosexintheci I heard he possibly once wore a red t-shirt… 👀😬
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