rosey🌹 @thechosenberg
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just cringe Joined February 2019-
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Found this in my drafts idk what i meant by it
How I sleep knowing I might not wake up the next morning
How it feels to scroll on your phone and not leave your apartment all weekend
It’s easy to be neurodivergent. But do you have the courage to not tell anyone?
The picture made it funny to me idk why lol
Those 3 AM manic episodes where you promise to get your shit together
Instead of cleaning my apartment I have decided to go to the zoo instead bc it’s a 15 minute walk
Can a doctor tell me if this stuff happens
I’m sure they knew or factored that in
Starting a dangerous journey today …
How it feels to drink a few cold ones and forget about it all for a little bit on a Friday night
Imagining bro falling to his knees in agony while two people are going at it in oblivious pleasure
He needs to marry this woman she sounds fantastic
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Me, an enlightened centrist deftly navigating Twitter dot com, having views that piss off reactionary right wingers and leftist progressives alike, but being just charming enough - just barely - to avoid getting outright blocked
Just need tonight to be over
It used to be fun to throw around the R slur on here when you risked a ban for saying it, but now that it’s legalized it’s cringe
And what's the name of the guy that directed alien. Ridley Scott. Who survives that movie. Ripley. Ridley, Rip ley...rid ley...Rip ley
I feel the rush addicted to your touch
me: how about this one? neutral players. they can score for either team and you have to win them over. lebron james: (early stages of stockholm syndrome) that's good, that's a good one. i actually suggested that one time
Dream job: New York Post racial euphemism department director
Man punched in the face, robbed at gunpoint by callous trio at Central Park in broad daylight trib.al/EWNXdNI
It did- I was 4...
Can you imagine seeing this in 1968 like what would this do to your brain
oh I have missed something I fear
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
How come in every video I see from Brazil the walls are painted lime green, and there's exposed wires and plastic patio furniture everywhere
Ah coé ele é engraçadinho 😂😂😂😂
bless liam, nobody could make me hate him
Governor Noem, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
they could never make me hate you sweetheart
getting crucified on priv over a photo of my charger What happened to being a free country
mfw he keeps doing the bit
It’s ya boi
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