litigation_god @GodLitigation
Reducing your billable hour efficiency with legal humor since 2018. Joined September 2019-
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Legal terms that sound MUCH more fun than they actually are: Baseball Arbitration Zombie Trademarks Ancient Lights International Shoe (case but IYKYK) What else?
a good lawyer? no you’re the bestquire
How Biglaw lawyers see themselves vs. how everyone else sees them
“You have a law degree,” I say to myself while again googling how to spell subpoena
Business guy: i want a self destructing contract Me: you can have a termination date Biz: ok cool
broke: committing UPL bespoke: creating an entire fake law firm to commit UPL
broke: committing UPL bespoke: creating an entire fake law firm to commit UPL
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Business guy: what’s the appeals process? Me: I’m not a court Biz: you have a boss Me: another lawyer Biz: not fair
Reminder: no matter what you do at your job today, there's probably like 9 people in the entire world that give a shit about it, they're all on one email thread and 3 of them are looking for a new job anyways. It's probably gonna be fine either way
Depositions look so intimidating to me. Don’t love the adversarial vibe. I’d just want everyone in the room to like me.
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I could live a whole other life with time wasted getting to the airport early. Truly years’ of time burned. All out of fear of missing flights I’ve never once missed. Risk averse lawyer brain in action.
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“I’m sorry, Justice Thomas, but do you really think it’s appropriate for you to ask questions when your wife worked with the Defendant to overturn the election?” I know this sort of thing just isn’t done, but it would be refreshing. What’s the worst that could happen?
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Legal terms that sound MUCH more fun than they actually are: Baseball Arbitration Zombie Trademarks Ancient Lights International Shoe (case but IYKYK) What else?
I’ve had beef with Pitchfork since 2015 when they didn’t even bother to review 1989, but a year later reviewed a man’s cover album of 1989. So I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck what that publication thinks.
I need a class action attorney
if your name is Matthew and you order a pizza today, you will be experiencing delays
My toddler sat down and looked me dead in the eyes and said: “Father, I fear many are forgoing traditional commercial insurance products and electing to self-insure. This decision is simply untenable and can only lead to catastrophe.” I stood there and wept for hours.
fuck
Insurance policies should just have an exclusion saying “we do not cover liability for the things most likely to lead to a claim against you”
How Biglaw lawyers see themselves vs. how everyone else sees them
Does anyone else remember this? This show was pure gold and you will never convince me otherwise. A personal issue 😂😭
I get unreasonably irritated if the font size in a single sentence of a document is off.
In 1997 at Biglaw I had to have two root canals done, and when I lay in the dental chair I immediately fell asleep and did not wake up until the surgery was over 2 hours later. I was so relaxed. It was not long after that I left.
law school
what’s it called when you have low self esteem but also think you’re better than everyone
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