As Like A Genius 🐇 @PennJefferson
Father of boys and bad jokes. Like, really bad jokes. Header & avi by @riotgrlerin twitter.com/search/from:@p… United States Joined May 2012-
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My son's kitten fell asleep on my shoulder and this is one of the best feelings I've had in my life
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She analog my stereo until I static I'm so sorry.
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GIRLFRIEND: I'm leaving you. You're constantly making up ridiculous idioms instead of just using common ones. ME: That's fine, Denise. There are plenty more little houses on the prairie.
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hey boss sorry i can't come into work today i don't want to i never want to
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Got kicked out of the salon for telling everyone that walked in how much I was enjoying getting nailed.
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Yes, I've been through ups and downs, triumphs and failures, but what really built my character, is that one time I accidentally put salt in my coffee, instead of sugar
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This is now a belly positivity account
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a clown car but it’s each of my personalities exiting one by one.
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we need go gather the men that make viral prank videos and put them on a boat and ship them off into the sea
never read your 18yos twitter feed cuz eventually its gonna be about you and damn that kid can break hearts
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why do i have to text my friends things like “please dont hang out with that felon guy tomorrow”
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Just image, one year from now, I will still be tweeting shit on the platform!!!
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-You know something? I prefer the stories about your mother in law. Those about your father kind of drag (me as a therapist)
I guess Gen Z is Gen Zillow cuz they can browse all they want but they can't have a house. Sorry, bros.
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In 3 seconds he drew down, assessed the situation, realized lethal force wasn't necessary and lowered his weapon. Now how come "trained" police can't do that?
In 3 seconds he drew down, assessed the situation, realized lethal force wasn't necessary and lowered his weapon. Now how come "trained" police can't do that?
72⁰ after sunset Des Moines, Iowa February 26, 2024 "Climate change, my ass"
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It’s not enough to skip the ad. I need the economy to crumble.
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People should say “bless you” in the same pitch and volume as the sneeze.
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I don’t take issue with the international part. I have no problem with the pancakes. But this is not a “house.” I know a Baptist church layout when I see one.
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GIRLFRIEND: I'm leaving you. You're constantly making up ridiculous idioms instead of just using common ones. ME: That's fine, Denise. There are plenty more little houses on the prairie.
hey boss sorry i can't come into work today i don't want to i never want to
Got kicked out of the salon for telling everyone that walked in how much I was enjoying getting nailed.
Yes, I've been through ups and downs, triumphs and failures, but what really built my character, is that one time I accidentally put salt in my coffee, instead of sugar
This is now a belly positivity account
a clown car but it’s each of my personalities exiting one by one.
we need go gather the men that make viral prank videos and put them on a boat and ship them off into the sea
why do i have to text my friends things like “please dont hang out with that felon guy tomorrow”
Just image, one year from now, I will still be tweeting shit on the platform!!!
-You know something? I prefer the stories about your mother in law. Those about your father kind of drag (me as a therapist)
In 3 seconds he drew down, assessed the situation, realized lethal force wasn't necessary and lowered his weapon. Now how come "trained" police can't do that?
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@NianticHelp I tried Google and Trainer's club. Neither of those work
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