Woody Carpenter @woodycarpenter1
Carpentry/woodworking = life. Texas, carpentry, humor, music, fishing. Howard Stern fan. #sawdust. 🛠🔩📐✏️🌳🌲🎶🤪🤘custom woodworking items upon request Texas, USA Joined April 2009-
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They should have 911 on speed dial.
Dime. SVR. Randy. Eddie. Hanneman. ………..too many of my musical influences are gone. Sigh. 🤘
Yep. Anything that could get snagged by rotating tool parts etc are susceptible to dangerous consequences. Duh.
Keep Rock Alive 🤘 @_KeepRockAlive_
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Little Goose 🇺🇸.. @BLittlegoose
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Adair Jones @emailadair
33 Followers 168 Following Observing this Tweeter thing that everyone twits about.@woodycarpenter1 Wow got lucky … yes it was just a buffer pad & luckily not .045 steel cut off wheel … that could have opened the jugular before it had even slowed down to a stop or power was pulled
@woodycarpenter1 pulled one corner of his eyeball lower than the other
@woodycarpenter1 Too bad they aren't a set .......
@woodycarpenter1 That jump seat with an empty beer bottle rolling around, feet up on top of a jack and covered in ashes because your uncle rolling down 410 with a Winston burning.
@woodycarpenter1 Had to slow down the flow. Straight pipe caused flooding.
@woodycarpenter1 The only toilet that spins the opposite direction
But.. are you this old ?
Joe DEFINITELY knows...
@woodycarpenter1 I’d prefer this, personally:
@woodycarpenter1 My father (who was a fifty- year mechanic) in 2011: Don't get into bed with Snap-on, you'll regret it. My son at 20 years old in 2011: *gets in bed with Snap-On* My father: I really wish he listened to me. My son now: *has less than 300 credit* 🙄🙄🙄
@woodycarpenter1 “Art Installation” add $200 a month to the rent
A picture from your favorite folder
A picture from your favorite folder.
@woodycarpenter1 Is this a movie set ❓ There's a woman in that top window😳
@woodycarpenter1 Dude acting as the work bench has to ride in the middle seat to and from jobs
@woodycarpenter1 *OSHA walks right by to check my ladder for the proper weight certification*
@joeproblyknows @woodycarpenter1 💯 when you're in LA or the bay area northern Cali. 🤣🤣
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