rob hoffman @rob_hoffman
https://t.co/wCa3HpJVAP LA Joined January 2009-
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I already love this dude
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
You’d really think Biden and Democrats would be more concerned with the massive amount of the young demographic of voters who are currently accusing him of enabling genocide
this escalated from protest to conflict when the cops arrived. even the news knows.
This is all gonna end so badly
This is all gonna end so badly
Spicy little Szechuan Caesar recipe here for yall: open.substack.com/pub/robhoffman…
Szechuan Caesar Salad recipe coming to my Substack tomorrow 🫡 open.substack.com/pub/robhoffman…
Rewatching the OJ Simpson 30 for 30 and it’s insane what a cavalcade of horrible, horrible, horrible people were center stage for the whole thing. Just a real circus of fucking assholes on both sides of that table
Fine people on both sides
imagine thinking this shit is like, I dunno what? Clever? What is wrong w this person man
I love that Taylor brought Lana on stage at the Grammys to humiliate her and be like “btw I’m just gonna steal this woman’s vibe” lol
Absolute bop
“masterful gambit, sir”
Biden is gonna be so privately angry tomorrow, wonder if it’ll leak
Would.
“Maybe I’ll just be this happy forever” I chuckle to myself right before my manic depression spirals wildly out of control
I will fucking die
What a sad, pathetic university.
Posted a very New Jersey recipe for a sausage and pepper sandwich on my Substack. Try it. robhoffman.substack.com/?utm_source=su…
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Buddy still in NIL mode 😂😂
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*taps the sign*
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Gaslighting HAL into opening the pod bay doors
You saw how that man was dressed and still decided to cop? Not understanding the complaints.
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Simply sensational, @KevinDeBruyne! 🤯