Jesse Haifley, CFA @twotenths
Senior Associate to a Doberman Pinscher. Mid-life onset motorcycling nut case. Have been told that I have “The most rectangular head on Twitter.” A phone booth in the midwest Joined May 2009-
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Without a doubt if he ever lands in a jail cell, it will be the most amazing, breathtaking jail cell, like nothing you've ever seen.
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So much energy. So much confidence.
Sure, but the ability to be self-righteous on Twitter makes up for all of that.
Sure, but the ability to be self-righteous on Twitter makes up for all of that.
Forever wars and out of control debt. Thanks for all the peace and prosperity.
This is the personal data that we don't want the Chinese to control,... I guess?
This is the personal data that we don't want the Chinese to control,... I guess?
It turns out that Twitter is a great place to go for Highly-Paid Guy Moans About Taxes content.
In other words, he's a prolific, reflexive, career criminal.
As long as voters elect the likes of Mitch, Cruz, MTG and TFG, it's just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
As long as voters elect the likes of Mitch, Cruz, MTG and TFG, it's just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Just be humane and shoot it.
Just be humane and shoot it.
I predict courtroom outbursts.
I predict courtroom outbursts.
I've said it a thousand times: rich people can't catch a break.
Completely normal feelings. Kids are terrible.
Can't quite put my finger on why, but he looks good in this photo:
So nice to see AOC coming around to the world view of Boebert and MTG. 👏 Great minds think alike, don't 'cha know!
A world controlled by bloodthirsty manicical tyrants would be bad, actually. HTH.
Alex Jones contracts the Woke Mind Virus.
Alex Jones contracts the Woke Mind Virus.
The record will show that I'm a poor defender of TFG. That said, I'm unconvinced that we can diagnose all this from an old man's nap farts. Speaking as someone who spent summers at grandpa's house.
The record will show that I'm a poor defender of TFG. That said, I'm unconvinced that we can diagnose all this from an old man's nap farts. Speaking as someone who spent summers at grandpa's house.
You lunatics ran a campaign bus off the road, tried to kidnap a governor, threatened Biden & aimed at FBI agents, physically attacked innocent immigrants, shit in the halls of the Capitol, and want thirteen year old rape victims to be forced to give birth. Cowards get muted.🖕
You lunatics ran a campaign bus off the road, tried to kidnap a governor, threatened Biden & aimed at FBI agents, physically attacked innocent immigrants, shit in the halls of the Capitol, and want thirteen year old rape victims to be forced to give birth. Cowards get muted.🖕
How often does it happen that a criminal (*defendant*... but then again who are we kidding?) pleads for delay because he's done so many crimes that he can't defend them all simultaneously? Say what you will about him, but this steamer is making history. nytimes.com/2024/04/18/us/…
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