KING @HAMKING_
Will probably throw you into a volcano. England Joined April 2017-
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I have to admit, most of my awesome baking recipes come from gay guys on YouTube. 🤷♂️
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I'm Scottish, when you said friends with benefits I thought you meant you had whisky.
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I was a physics major. I have no idea how to use who and whom.
@The556Menace For you it would be a compact mirror, stumpy.
You’re an influencer?! You mean a cunt with a phone.
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I don’t want flowers, I want your kidney.
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I won’t argue if I’m not right, but I’m mostly right.
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I should have followed my instincts and become a tornado.
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If I had one of those hot dog carts everyone would call me the weiner man. I'd like that.
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It's been a long weekend. Long but fun. Flong.
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Are you okay? You haven’t complained about it being Monday yet.
Don’t say good morning to me! I don’t need this kind of positivity in my life,
@The556Menace Let me know when you want me to put you back on top of the wedding cake.
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I aint about to take no lip from a bitch whos pussy look like it got left in the airfryer for too long
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Sea cucumbers breathe through their anuses and still have better breath than some of you.
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The world is fucked. Only nature can heal us.
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the world went to shit after 2005
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