Davin Wood @DavinWood
Composer. Melodist. Guy. Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, genres/etc. Weatherboy. https://t.co/OAidCaGViF davinwood.com Your 1981 Jerrold wired remote Joined February 2008-
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I won't give any more time to mocking this piece of shit human Noem, but at least her "Kill Puppies" gambit has been met by a backlash. What a garbage person.
I somehow feel I should talk more about the impacts several events on my life had on me, when I was working at a Sizzler in my hometown. Might be better to hold onto for a book. "When are you writin' a book, and for who?" "Just doin' a Podcast, here. Also, SHUT UP, Jerrold!"
Am I weird for thinking people moving their Tinder chats into public discussion should just go ahead and fuck off right now?
Considering his public record, imagine the first-person shooter video game chats Bill Maher has made an ass of himself people might never see, because it's all under "@ShitMonkey56". Imagine the treasures of him yelling at kids, which you know he fucking did along the way.
Of fucking course this is the "Ex National Enquirer Boss" why would you expect anyone to look any different? This is normal, people!
UPDATE: I am still drawing attention to the word and the item "clipboard" by pronouncing it according to old Naval Tradition: Like you'd pronounce "cupboard," "botswain," "coxswain," "Hey, Speccy, stop looking at Isolde!!!" It probably makes sense. It's a weird word.
"As our great friend Gerald Friedkin has pointed out, Capitalism under an Oligarchy is just murder in disguise as a barn owl." Is that it? Did I pass? Can I be an A.I. now?
They're making a documentary about Matt Gaetz and calling it, "Close Encounters of the Third Grade."
Not to take anything away from @garfunkeloates. They are very cool, very funny people, but the more I listen to both those duos, the more confused I get.
Wife: Honey, that's a lot of paperwork. What are you working on?! Dude: I've made a huge decision, babe. You know how I'm secretly a Wilderness Adventurer? Wife: Of course! That's your defining trait! Dude: Well, my plan is to climb Mt. Everest, and join all the dead bodies.
Someone give me a decent argument against Jimmy Dean frozen Sausages/biscuit treats. You can't do it. It's impossible!
I love James Taylor, but "Your Smiling Face" deserves no shot. An objectively terrible song. Sounds like it was written in the parking lot.
God, please damn my life if it has to do with passionate hairdresser acquaintances, taking on the mantle of slaves somehow. You decided cutting hair was gonna be your thing. I don't know what else to fuckin' tell you.
Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
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Phil Braun @playazball
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Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger
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Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22
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James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
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Office Hours Live wit.. @OfficeHrsLive
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Vic Berger IV 📉 @VicBergerIV
148K Followers 3K Following Filling The Void @vicenews. @OfficeHrsLive every Thursday. Subscribe to my YouTube channel: https://t.co/7YiYbp9KUY
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Ashley @bagofwaste
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Jason Gore @mrjasongore
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15 Followers 324 Following I'm a billionaire I came from a wealthy family @Charity home @Empowerment @save_life_in_humanity,I believe everyone deserved a better life
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Robert Fat Pants @daddyfatpants
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Bun Sam Gibba @BunGibba
718 Followers 5K Following Simple kindness may be the most vital key to the riddle of how human beings can live with each other in peace and care properly for this planet we all share.
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Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
536K Followers 504 Following The ONLY official Tim Heidecker account (held in receivership by #ViralPhil Braun.) #TimHeidecker new season of On Cinema starts NOW
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger
92K Followers 982 Following "Every hero becomes a bore at last." -R.W. Emerson
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Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
1.2M Followers 84 Following Mr. Show, Better Call Saul, Nobody, then there's this, my favoritest thing: ZILOT, a book of silly poems I writ with my kids. OCTOBER 10 in stores for all!!
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22
15K Followers 1K Following 🃏director/co-writer/star of THE PEOPLES JOKER, in theaters starting April tix in link below 📧for press inquiries - @cleverrgirrl
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Office Hours Live wit.. @OfficeHrsLive
18K Followers 743 Following Office Hours Live is a call-in show with @timheidecker, @VicBergerIV and @douggpound (aka the holy trinity). Tweets by producer Matt & Lt. Carson.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 822 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Justin Gaynor @justingaynor
7K Followers 308 Following Executive Producer, On Cinema 🍿 Maker of The HEI Network & The On Cinema Timeline. Former host of Big Unhappy Family on @adultswim.
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Mads @madisons_mad
646 Followers 766 Following appalachian in chicago. everything i tweet is my opinion not my employer's. they're not as cool as me anyways. she/her.
John Moe @johnmoe
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud
14K Followers 974 Following I'd be the Ken Jennings of Wheel of Fortune if they'd just cut me loose.
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57K Followers 333 Following Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.
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80 Followers 77 Following Filmmaker, Story Architect, Instructor, Designer, PHD Candidate... not good at Twitter.
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
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1.2M Followers 9K Following TV Presenter, Columnist, Trustee @MU_Foundation, 43 years of Television and Radio presenting & counting 😀Anchor Breakfast with Eamonn & Isabel GB News
Ms. Winston Smith @judenmarysmomma
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Carlo Fiorletta @carlofiorletta
2K Followers 4K Following married Actor Director Producer Teacher DETOURS and SURVIVING FAMILY movies President GIAA liberal, PC Mark Veltman
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20K Followers 2K Following 𓂀🎶 Grammy Award-winning artist, producer and engineer. Founder of ParSonics Studio.
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Gennefer Gross @Gennefer
20K Followers 877 Following Writer of TV. Seller of unaired pilots. Boner of @davidgrossTV. Founder, #CocktailViewingParty. Always hungry. The Burgeroticist™
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Clint Worthington @clintworthing
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Sandy Fox @sandy__fox
1K Followers 529 Following Author of “The Jews of Summer” 📖. Visiting Assistant Prof at NYU & Director of the Archive of the American Jewish Left in the Digital Age. views my own.
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Gary Rudoren @garyrudoren
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159K Followers 111 Following Pop culture moron, circus performer, actor, author of 2 best selling books, Weekly TV. show on Travel Channel "The Jim Rose Twisted Tour". 🚫PLEASE NO DMs🚫coworker: hey kim, we’re all going out to dinner next wednesday after work can you make it? me: no thanks i’m not hungry.
She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
My father’s latest pet peeve is crowds at basketball games all wearing the same colored shirts.
Living with hope and not hiding my amazon packages
Why does every app have to become every other app? YouTube looks like it's rolling out games(?!) on desktop. Why?? Why does Facebook have to be Craigslist? Why does Instagram have to be TikTok? Why does LinkedIn have to be?
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
One thing about my father being 94: I never know when he’s suddenly going to say, “yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!”
I wonder if that’s why the vibe at 80s concerts is so positive. Can someone remind me to ask @WangChungMusic about this if I forget on Sunday? Thank uu
No matter which angle you were plugged in from (artist/VJ/viewer) we all experienced something very unique. The mind-blowing excitement of the pop-culture disruptor known as MTV 📺🎸
.@JackHues1 I always feel like those who experienced that first delicious wave of MTV are forever bonded. You, me, the viewers who were right there with us…it’s like we’re all alums of the same school. MTV High! Talk Sunday 🎓
I’m going to @MarthaQuinn’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? x.com/i/spaces/1yqjd…
We should definitely talk about the microaggressions against the jews as soon as the child-murder is over.
I'd like to speak with the Manga-ner
No one: Me: The problem with generative AI is that it lacks the emotional substance to enliven someone’s soul and reach them in a fiercely primal and intoxicating way.
what about the merriams, mariams, and miriams
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
I didn't realize he actually said this, I thought it was a parodic distillation, like "Judy Judy Judy."
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
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