Jay Humor @jayweingarten
Follow for humor; prepare for funny overload. elysiantheater.com/shows/jayweing… Joined March 2009-
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😭 Sorry for getting emotional.
420 weekend continues… 🫠 With my long distance boo @littlefucky Part III with Edy Modica
I just disappear on people now. I really don't give a fuck. If you're annoying, if you're stressing me tf out, if your energy's off, if you're toxic, just anything that would make me feel some type of way about you, i'll just fall back and you won't be hearing from me anymore
My life is an absolute mess
My life in a nut shell of late... 😳
My life in a nut shell of late... 😳 https://t.co/ptBtyTWXBs
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What do ducks smoke? Quack. Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your disbelief for 2 fucking seconds.
I seek guidance. Over the 420 weekend, my long-distance girlfriend, Jill, went out with her roommate and smoked pot. I'm torn about what to do because I feel intense jealousy since I didn't partake in cannabis use.
Um Hello is this Hewlett Packard? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Things have not been easy for me lately
420 weekend continues… 😳 With my long distance bae @jayweingarten Part II with Edy Modica
Yup! 😁
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Does anyone on here prefer to watch on Youtube? youtu.be/-lfar0lMGWY
Does anyone on here prefer to watch on Youtube? youtu.be/-lfar0lMGWY
Part 1 of our epic 420 weekend 😁
Part 1 of our epic 420 weekend 😁
Our 420 Weekend 🥴 With my long distance boo @littlefucky Part I with Edy Modica
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@jayweingarten @littlefucky that's a dope shirt jay, where'd you cop
@jayweingarten @littlefucky Incredible, Jay! I love how you incorporated a drug reference "like I popped a pill" into the rap to relate to Jill
@jayweingarten @littlefucky wow this is amazing how it doesnt feel scripted at all and not being read off a screen whatsoever.
@jayweingarten @littlefucky Damn Jay, I didn't know you could spit like that. beautiful stuff.
@jayweingarten @littlefucky I'm counting down the minutes until I can finally indulge in "Long Distance" during my lunch break at work! There is something about y'all's web series that hooks us right from the start. As soon as that clock strikes noon, I'll be diving headfirst into the world of Jill and Jay!
@jayweingarten @littlefucky Edy in the back is making me laugh
@jayweingarten @littlefucky that was borderline jcole/drake level genius freestlye with the insane metaphors
😭 Sorry for getting emotional.
420 weekend continues… 🫠 With my long distance boo @littlefucky Part III with Edy Modica
@littlefucky @jayweingarten Hey Jill, do you know if Jay is ok? He’s been acting strange and not been texting me back :/
@jays_friend @jayweingarten Listen to this Jay.... I'm serious....
@jays_friend @jayweingarten Jay has a good friend in Jay's Friend. That much is clear
@jayweingarten Weed isn’t that bad. It’s okay. Just chill out.
@jayweingarten Realest shit I ever heard 💯
@jayweingarten It's great to see you setting boundaries and prioritizing your mental health! Taking steps to protect your peace is so important, and it sounds like you’re really committed to surrounding yourself with positivity. Keep focusing on what's best for you!
@jayweingarten I’ll legit ghost someone if the vibe is off
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