t.j. miller @nottjmiller
Comedian. Died in 2010 of an AVM. The “MOSTLY EUROPE WORLD TOUR” begins May 10th in Paris- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up. tjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.com Manhattan Joined February 2009-
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Guys, if I can quick mention- I’m upping the dosage (at the behest of a 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 smart psychiatrist) of a medication and to be honest I’m frustrated. I think it’s a tinge of a lot of things. I feel like I couldn’t do it on my own, I feel like my brain injury is somehow better…
A Prohibition era needs a speakeasy. Welcome home.
It’s coming!
Another incredible thing… The amount of people, likely Canadians, who waited till exactly 11 AM to pour beer and spirits makes me proud to be an honorary Mapleleaf man. You guys really know how to get the day started. All shows sold out @RumorsComedy so we added a Thursday…
I just had a nonverbal (completely silent) altercation with an employee at the Maple leaf lounge because she refused to give me sausages which were available at 10:59 but no longer available at 11 AM. I understand that Canadians like to follow the rules. But I know those…
I refuse to call this platform anything but “the artist formally known as Twitter” for at least another year. Join me.
Thank you! Watch and tell your stoner friends and then belittle those who poo poo marijuana… youtube.com/watch?v=JF8GeE… #🚫💩💩🌲🌿 #420 #420standupspecial #standup #belittlethose #who #poopoo
Thank you! Watch and tell your stoner friends and then belittle those who poo poo marijuana… youtube.com/watch?v=JF8GeE… #🚫💩💩🌲🌿 #420 #420standupspecial #standup #belittlethose #who #poopoo
@nottjmiller Watched and then followed it with the Jonah special. What an absolute legend ❤️
I was trying to hug Daniel NOT PUSH HIM AWAY! (Maybe)(🍻🔑🫂)
I was trying to hug Daniel NOT PUSH HIM AWAY! (Maybe)(🍻🔑🫂)
Hey on 4/20 @MilkCrows made AI get high and write a poem about how much I like shrimp: How Much Shrimp Can T.J. Miller Eat? How much shrimp can T.J. Miller eat? Can he eat them in a boat? Can he eat them with a goat? Can he eat them here or there? Can he eat them anywhere? T.J.…
A common text excuse I use post-4/20 (true or not) and gratitude to my phone. Good morning, and remember (if you can- my sweet stoners)- I have an ALL NEW standup comedy SPECIAL- the 420💚🌿🤑Special: youtu.be/JF8GeEpXVi8?si… Denver last year with the brilliant musician 👨🎤…
Happy 4/20!! I hope you guys had a very green high holiday. I just dropped my 4/20 standup special from Denver last year. Please get high and watch it. And then watch my Stanley Hotel special. #hedgemaze 💚🌿🍃🌱🐢✅💚 T.J. Miller 420 Special | Denver, CO…
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I opened a package of beef jerky, poured it on the counter, and there was a “do not eat” packet in it. That’s never a good sign. No one’s ever liked, “have some fresh produce… But there’s a “do not eat” packet in there. So don’t eat that. Packet.
Tim- thank you and I gotta say it was freaking crazy fucking incredible to meet so many people that were like “you get it! YOU get it! YOU get IT!” I didn’t like the people that were like “you GET it.” I thought that was weird emphasis. It has never confused me more how many…
Tim- thank you and I gotta say it was freaking crazy fucking incredible to meet so many people that were like “you get it! YOU get it! YOU get IT!” I didn’t like the people that were like “you GET it.” I thought that was weird emphasis. It has never confused me more how many…
The highlight of @NFT_NYC for me was @nottjmiller His set was hilarious, his talk was insightful and his company genuine. I can’t wait to mint his Comedy special as an NFT. Mostly because I was there. 🫰🫰 NFTs should be personal not speculative 💚
@Web3Uncovered I think @nottjmiller roasted them on stage about this 😂 he totally called them out in his stand up.
You tell me hee hee…
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