Bob Gurnett @BobIsntFunny
Comedian. NBA Free Agent. Moron. For booking: [email protected] bobgurnett.com Brooklyn Joined February 2009-
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I'm ready to be done with this Suns team until next year. Sorry. Please just blow up this team or kill me. I'm fine with either.
Hey Omahicans & Lincolnites, I hope youre all okay and safe after this very tacky viral marketing for Twisters.
If you are in the Elkhorn area and need assistance, the Red Cross has set up an emergency shelter at Arbor View Elementary School. 5115 N 208th St Elkhorn, NE 68022 Please seek shelter and stay safe.
If you are in the Elkhorn area and need assistance, the Red Cross has set up an emergency shelter at Arbor View Elementary School. 5115 N 208th St Elkhorn, NE 68022 Please seek shelter and stay safe.
I've gotten to the point where I'm saying anything in these interviews to see if they'll actually print it. ""They buried Christ for three days, and he came back even stronger," says Dumaine." cbc.ca/radio/asithapp…
I'm sorry but the new definition for "hateful incitement" is so fucking funny.
Previously thought extinct for over a decade, scientists recently discovered a Rawr XD girl in the wild.
Previously thought extinct for over a decade, scientists recently discovered a Rawr XD girl in the wild.
I have no doubt my guy is gonna book this at Madison Square Park.
I have no doubt my guy is gonna book this at Madison Square Park. https://t.co/gpQDVAYEDG
I choose to believe the Corgi. Suns win in 6 with game 6 being an OT thriller. If this is wrong, I will just delete this post and pretend I didn't say it.
I choose to believe the Corgi. Suns win in 6 with game 6 being an OT thriller. If this is wrong, I will just delete this post and pretend I didn't say it.
This is car culture shit. If you actually walk places with your feet, you are well aware of the absolute filth that is on the bottom of your shoes. I rent and leave them at the door. Grow up!
This is car culture shit. If you actually walk places with your feet, you are well aware of the absolute filth that is on the bottom of your shoes. I rent and leave them at the door. Grow up!
+/- 1 Year before a teacher smokes an unarmed student nytimes.com/2024/04/23/us/…
I'm really excited about releasing my first hour long special TODAY! It'll be Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, YouTube, and Vimeo. According to @PasteMagazine I bring my "razor sharp wit to the arenas of sex, gender, and Boomer marriages." Please check it out this week!!
I love how much every NBA fan comes together to celebrate the Lakers getting their hearts ripped out. It is the only time I truly feel part of a community.
Everything Thanksgiving, I go to my dad's basement and encourage him to throw stuff out and every time it ends with him banging out like 50 lat pulldowns on equipment from the Korean War.
Everything Thanksgiving, I go to my dad's basement and encourage him to throw stuff out and every time it ends with him banging out like 50 lat pulldowns on equipment from the Korean War.
Went to a really unorganized orgy. What a cluster fuck
Me, pitching Animaniacs: So the main three break down into typical sibling tropes - there's the smart leader older brother, the cute but aggressive younger sister, and then the middle child who- Exec, cutting me off: Talks like Ringo? Me: Talks like Ringo, exactly.
Today has been one of the worst transit days in the city without some kind of weather emergency in a long time. Terrible planning, no communication. Not worth even 3 bucks.
Today has been one of the worst transit days in the city without some kind of weather emergency in a long time. Terrible planning, no communication. Not worth even 3 bucks.
happy 420 i’m going up to the most noticeably high people on the street and saying “why do you look like that”
Amber Flannery Field @AmericasComic
11K Followers 1K Following I run punk shows at a church practicing Quaker • only good tour guide in New York City "Tik" "tok" "famous"
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
14K Followers 14K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok.
Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
12K Followers 3K Following NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. See me at House Party Cafe every Saturday at 9 (tix in linktree). he/him
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Billy Hurley @BillyHurls
3K Followers 2K Following Reporter @ITBrew/@MorningBrew, All-Time Leader of the 6-Like Tweet
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
zach reinert @zachreinert0
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Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
14K Followers 1K Following Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
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ben @benwassertweet
6K Followers 1K Following funny lil guy w/ tiny lil glasses 🇵🇸 free palestine til it backwards
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Patrick Hastie: Watch.. @PatrickHastie
3K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Buy My Album on Bandcamp and watch my special on youtube!
Mamudou Suware ❤️.. @suware52428
133 Followers 3K Following I am very need help don’t have nothing. This is the organization I need help.🙏🏿🙏🏿😭😭
BrujaJuera @BrujaJuera
511 Followers 2K Following
Sam Benson Smith @SamBensonSmith
887 Followers 666 Following Journo, Filmmaker, “Alarmist” per the CA Almond Board. || Digital Managing Editor — @knxnews || Past: @LAist, @KESQ, @GoYardGoats Stud of the Game™
Tyler Mead @tylerhmead
16K Followers 2K Following Comedian, Crotchety young(?) homosexual. Host of What’s Ur Type pod w/ @sarahhartshorne, Hot One Gay One next show 4/14, and TIMBER comedy Tuesdays at The Woods
Grow your Music with .. @AshleyB08163593
508 Followers 1K Following Music Promotion Service ➡️ https://t.co/1IxxeUz4yP (Spotify / Youtube / Soundcloud / Instagram...)
Armin @Armin347411222
235 Followers 5K Following To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated. 🎎🎐 Facts do not fall in the face of discomfort 🌗
Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18
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A.Valliard @AValliard
356 Followers 564 Following Dubious allegorist. Ink scribbler. Occasional ham actor. "THE CITY OF LOST INTENTIONS: A Guide for the Artistically Waylaid" out May 7th. They/them.
Sachin Srinivasan @amsuchanass
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Jerry’s Humor @jerryshumor
118 Followers 1K Following Tickling myself while I chew gum & stumble thru my befuddlement, all on the head of a very unstable pin of buffoonery! #jerryshumor #humor #humorinmylife #jokes
land acknowledgement .. @MatazzRazzy
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R McG @rustyboy
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beef jerky in a ball .. @zophycakes
168 Followers 590 Following “Poetry is the language of intensity. Because we are going to die, an expression of intensity is justified.” - C. D. Wright profile art by @Brandon_Bird
RJ Dralle @rjdralle
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Liam Griffiths @liam_griffiths1
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Kiih Williams @Willian_Manch
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Mike @smithmd4
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Samira Ghazi @samira_writes
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Claiborne Pell stan @Kanusfoot
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Quantum Computing Mem.. @QuantumMemeing
12K Followers 2K Following In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Forbes 85 under 85. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community).
Exit Row For The Tall @ExitRow4TheTall
3K Followers 3K Following Airlines should give exit row seats to tall passengers at no additional charge instead of taking advantage of our height for profit. #ExitRowForTheTall
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
8K Followers 1K Following Intimacy Coordinator, Tracker (CBS). Formerly: Intimacy Coordinator, Bob ❤️ Abishola (CBS). @hotelartthief
Pujan Chowdhury(Logo .. @Pujan98rudra
414 Followers 1K Following Passionate logo & brand designer with 5+ years' experience. Creating stunning designs worldwide. Let's collaborate! Email: [email protected] check 👇
aaron. @ayroned
6K Followers 3K Following ❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | Current: @fanbuzz |@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
Sandra @Sandra905379344
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SEXYAMA (Sexy Ask Me .. @soulkorea
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Britt Fonte @WriterFonte
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Erin Dohony @ObiWanDohony
547 Followers 3K Following serious goose she / her writing & jokes @ https://t.co/2P1ZuBZ8i9
LA Guettler's call is.. @la_guettler
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Kendall Farrell @kendall_farrell
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Michael Graf Rasch�.. @its_for_sale
96K Followers 64K Following Realtor Condos in Brickell, Coconut Grove, Downtown Miami, Miami Beach Coral Gables 📱305-741-1819 3x #NYTimes 2x #WSJ Linkedin https://t.co/jwcAAZ7hpX
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155 Followers 1K Following alt for outerspacetaste ❤️💖❤️ #antiracist #decolonize #freepalestine #freecongo #freesudan #transrights #disabilityjustice
🌊OrganicDemocracy�.. @Madison_Native
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Cool Dad @CoolDadfm
683 Followers 1K Following Just a dad that's cool. Love playing video games with my daughter Pawglyn
Ericstotle Brown @atownbrown08
3K Followers 2K Following Simplifying the bio because it's like that. You should know. Belvedere, '21 WS Champs Braves & Good Music. Writer on the side. Plus upward vibes. #ODM 06/2023
Frank DeRuggiero @frankderuggiero
787 Followers 1K Following I'm a stand-up comedian when I'm asked to be.
Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt
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Pamela Ross @PamNotAnderson
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ACMS @AltComMemSoc
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cary @pocryflsunshine
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Amber Flannery Field @AmericasComic
11K Followers 1K Following I run punk shows at a church practicing Quaker • only good tour guide in New York City "Tik" "tok" "famous"
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Billy Hurley @BillyHurls
3K Followers 2K Following Reporter @ITBrew/@MorningBrew, All-Time Leader of the 6-Like Tweet
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
zach reinert @zachreinert0
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Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
14K Followers 1K Following Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9
Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci
8K Followers 723 Following God’s Perfect Man™️. Listen to @ALittleTimePod. Sign up for my newsletter below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
9K Followers 4K Following Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Pod⬇️
ben @benwassertweet
6K Followers 1K Following funny lil guy w/ tiny lil glasses 🇵🇸 free palestine til it backwards
Charlie Warzel @cwarzel
178K Followers 646 Following Staff Writer, @TheAtlantic. I write Galaxy Brain, the first and only email newsletter. Occasionally: @golfersjournal. [email protected]
Olayemi Olurin @msolurin
161K Followers 4K Following 🇧🇸🇳🇬Movement Lawyer + Political Commentator. subscribe to Olurinatti on YouTube and substack
Sammy Rae & the Frien.. @SammyRaeMusic
6K Followers 21 Following Tickets for our Fall 2024 Album Tour On Sale now! Listen to our new single "I Get It Now' ...
Tosh Peterson @tosh_thedrummer
1K Followers 66 Following 21 year old drummer. seen w/ the kid laroi, jxdn, young thug, bad bunny, machine gun kelly, lil nas x, ashton irwin, carlie hanson more!🤘
Ethan Edenburg @edenburgethan
182 Followers 172 Following 1/3 of The Cooties. Podcasts: Bad Science, Success Express, Aliens Like Us.
Tyler Mead @tylerhmead
16K Followers 2K Following Comedian, Crotchety young(?) homosexual. Host of What’s Ur Type pod w/ @sarahhartshorne, Hot One Gay One next show 4/14, and TIMBER comedy Tuesdays at The Woods
Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18
9K Followers 4K Following TV Writer/Director. Kinda funny. Creator of #CanusaStreet, Everything’s Fine, @WeHaveAShow. Prev: @Buzzfeed, @FallonTonight, @KidsTonightShow. @ColumbiaFilm MFA
Palette Swap @PaletteSwapMag
5K Followers 31 Following The true colors of gaming & entertainment news // Gaming & entertainment news of a different color.
John Lutz @ShutupLutz
33K Followers 430 Following I played Lutz on @nbc30rock. I currently play Lutz in real life and pretend to be a writer on @LateNightSeth.
Sachin Srinivasan @amsuchanass
3K Followers 3K Following Stand-Up Comedian/Writer. Comedies sometimes. Writes most times. Talks always. Host of the @wdidotpod
Brooklyn Comedy Colle.. @ComedyBrooklyn
1K Followers 469 Following A comedy theater trying to save your life ❤️🔥 Live Shows @ Eris 🎓Enroll in classes @ The Dog House
Dylan Raiola @RaiolaDylan
42K Followers 388 Following Colossians 3:23 AO1 6’3” 220 Buford HS ‘24 QB #chandlerlecroy🕊️ @HuskerFootball
Mariana Colín @bookeeper123
2K Followers 190 Following Ambivalent YouTuber and PhD Candidate in Communications/Media Anthropology. #1 Twilight apologist.
New York Metro Weathe.. @nymetrowx
110K Followers 1K Following NYC weather forecasts without the hype, supported by our own community. Tweets: @jhomenuk
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch
108K Followers 741 Following
Kevin Durant @KDTrey5
21.0M Followers 1K Following IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL. @35ventures @boardroom
Pudgy Gumby @JoeyDardano
693 Followers 896 Following 🇨🇺 🇮🇹 una Meatball Picante. I’m just trying to make my mommy proud. here’s a bunch of poop jokes
Underdog NBA @Underdog__NBA
426K Followers 11 Following NBA news and lineup alerts powered by @UnderdogFantasy. Managed by @jphanned.
Steph Tolev @StephTolev
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Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino
109K Followers 992 Following LA. 📚 | NYT Bestselling Author |🎙Host of Everything Iconic podcast🍷🦄 Instagram: @dannypellegrino | NEW BOOK! ORDER NOW: https://t.co/QACV0WDped
Are You Garbage? Come.. @AreYouGarbage
26K Followers 3K Following Finding out if your favorite comedians are garbage. Hosted by Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
aaron. @ayroned
6K Followers 3K Following ❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | Current: @fanbuzz |@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
NYPD Parks On Our Sid.. @NYPD_Parking
2K Followers 68 Following We submit 311 complaints for violations of 34 RCNY 4-08(e)(3) and NYC Admin Code 19-162.5 in NYPD Self Nonenforcement Zones to document a #CultureOfCorruption
Antonio Reynoso @ReynosoBrooklyn
28K Followers 3K Following Afro-caribbean, Dad, Husband, Brooklyn Borough President
Lincoln Restler @LincolnRestler
14K Followers 2K Following BK born, raised, always. Council Member for 33rd w/ local climate roadmap. Citibiker. Mets/Nets. For local issues, email [email protected].
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12K Followers 11K Following #placardcorruption Report to 311 & tweet it out. Press your elected officials. Stop the corruption before it grows into something worse. NYC deserves better!
SEXYAMA (Sexy Ask Me .. @soulkorea
630 Followers 749 Following My crème de la crème please take me home • Contributed to @theonion
maggie lalley @magslals
7K Followers 4K Following Comedian! @magslals on TikTok & Insta 🩸🩸Sketch, Music, Stand up 🩸💕🍑 Sex Witch The Musical @edfringe show! Click👇 shows and more!
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
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Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
Burgess Everett @burgessev
146K Followers 2K Following POLITICO congressional bureau chief. Photo by @frankthorp
Ed Zitron @edzitron
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Lolo @LolOverruled
161K Followers 1K Following court appointed hype man reach me by email loloverruledbusiness@gmail or IG dm
Emily Gallagher @EmilyAssembly
16K Followers 2K Following NYS Assemblymember and neighborhood organizer, representing Greenpoint + Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Tweets by Emily + team! IG: @EmilyAssembly
Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
13K Followers 1K Following ☆•VALID•☆ 👂@bestmistakespod with @nikalomazzo 🧠 standup & queer night life 👀 top 1% 🧚 they/them https://t.co/hmEcvyKaf8
Music Hall of William.. @MusicHallofWB
25K Followers 303 Following shows, shows, SHOWS 66 N 6th Street
Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi
88K Followers 969 Following Artist, Director, Animator, Writer, Producer. The Official Bakshi Productions, Inc. Page. For original animation production art: https://t.co/dANe9TQgdI
Make McGuinness Safe @mcguinness_safe
623 Followers 259 Following Sign the petition to make beloved educator Matt Jensen’s the last death on McGuinness. https://t.co/fM0E0xEIwg
I Think You Should Af.. @youshouldaffirm
5K Followers 403 Following ITYSL memes and shitposts, also on instagram @ithinkyoushouldaffirm
Bristol Comedy Den @BrisComedyDen
2K Followers 5K Following Bristol’s Comedy Club, New York style comedy cellar downstairs from @sidneyandeden hosting the best U.K. & International acts
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Don’t worry, Suns fans. This will all be better when Isiah Thomas is officially running the show this summer instead of just secretly
Devin Booker on Suns fans booing: "Rightfully so."
Things are spiraling, Wolves are making shots, Suns ball movement is gone and there are some boo birds here in Game 3 in Phoenix
This is how Jalen Brunson gets to the free throw line
Criticize the Suns' heart, the Big 3, execution and coaching all you want (it's warranted), but y'all are operating with short memory spans if you think DA/CP3 from last year are changing anything that we're seeing right now
A shot of James Jones on the broadcast is hilarious. Mat Ishbia made the moves we all know. Show him.
Imagine a team that takes and makes threes. that’s the dream
suns have the chemistry of cellmates who killed each others families
Unfortunately tomorrow is here now
It’s football season in my mind now. No way the colts would hurt me like this, right? RIGHT??
Odds are, no.
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