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my question has been answered
my question has been answered
anybody know anything about this "Australian deal" and PsiQuantum?
homie, i earn less than starting salary of most professional jobs on the east coast. if you don't let me put silly title names on my silly little papers, i will cry.
homie, i earn less than starting salary of most professional jobs on the east coast. if you don't let me put silly title names on my silly little papers, i will cry.
solve linear algebra problems
it's so over
we're so back chenyilei.net
it's never been more over eprint.iacr.org/2024/583
okay, this is legitimately quite funny
okay, this is legitimately quite funny
i regret to inform you i am no longer working on quantum computing, but am moving to work on whatever the hell this thing is
i regret to inform you i am no longer working on quantum computing, but am moving to work on whatever the hell this thing is
this is the reaction you get when you show grad students the T-gate cost of simulating FeMoco
this is the reaction you get when you show grad students the T-gate cost of simulating FeMoco
If you want me to ghost-write a paper for your child for their college application, my prices start at $10,000 I am only half joking
If you want me to ghost-write a paper for your child for their college application, my prices start at $10,000 I am only half joking
the NIST crypto group right now
WHAAAAATTTTTTT?!!!???? just fell to the floor in walmart. begging the cryptography bros to verify this
WHAAAAATTTTTTT?!!!???? just fell to the floor in walmart. begging the cryptography bros to verify this
just fell to my knees in walmart. begging them to release more details
just fell to my knees in walmart. begging them to release more details
This is fantastic!
IBM be cooking
IBM be cooking https://t.co/8Pb9bP92Z6
you're telling me that this marsupial is capable of quantum computing?
you're telling me that this marsupial is capable of quantum computing?
this looks like the kind of textbook that can only be found in a Soviet Era library in Moscow, and i love it
this looks like the kind of textbook that can only be found in a Soviet Era library in Moscow, and i love it
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Andreas Wallraff @AndreasAtETH
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ieva @HyperboIeva
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Olivia Lanes @Liv_Lanes
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Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen
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ieva @HyperboIeva
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This is also a good explanation for why early PhD grad students are the harshest reviewers. Late grad students tend to get extremely opinionated and harsh with topics related to their theses. It takes some years of consuming all kinds of papers to get realistic in reviewing.
Relatedly: The research people learn of early in grad school is almost exclusively from the top 1% in quality. Partly why second-year Ph.D. students are a brutal audience—they are comparing the random paper they are seeing to the top 50 ever.
So is PsiQ still gonna do the Chicago thing or did they just play us? therealdeal.com/chicago/2024/0…
Interesting new QEC paper today arxiv.org/abs/2404.17676 Implementations of bivariant bicycle codes (which are nice qLDPC codes) with local coupling on a bilayer architecture. There are some catches, as one might expect from a fully local implementation, but great progress!
We have obtained an exclusive video where Ed Husic, Australia's Minister for Industry and Science, justifies the government's recent decision to award $1bn to PsiQuantum.
I have four aunts in Australia, can I get a $billion for my quantum startup too?
Just submitted my combinatorics exam. 5 years. Countless problem sets. A few disastrous midterms. Many, many cups of coffee and lovely conversations with friends about math. I'm done my undergrad. And in two days a master's student!
I wonder how many people would know that Jeremy O'Brien and Terry Rudolph are Australian (and furthermore how many would actually consider PsiQuantum to be an "Aussie start-up") afr.com/technology/lab…
@QuantumMemeing Relates to this I guess ia.acs.org.au/article/2023/a…
@QuantumMemeing Which I realise has now been transformed into this, wow: afr.com/technology/lab…
@olivez @XirtamEsrevni @PsiQuantum Yes, the losses are an issue, but in some sense losses are a lot less damaging than unheralded errors.
Looks like @PsiQuantum have been busy: arxiv.org/abs/2404.17570
@The_AnhTa Nice! Are they going to do a separate paper for each NP-complete problem?
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Interview with quantum maxer, e/acc founder, thermodynamic pioneer, CEO & Cofounder of Extropic @GillVerd/@BasedBeffJezos for Episode 41 of S³ 0:00 What’s behind you? 1:29 What is Extropic? 4:08 Young Gill 7:12 Why Extropic? 11:25 Secret quantum lab experience 13:05 How does…
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With distinguished colleagues. #Umeshfest @SimonsInstitute
It occurred to me that a lot of scientific research these days is actually engineering (e.g., finding optimal material systems for specific applications), which often operates under the guise of science to bypass rigorous scrutiny of its deliverables.
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