Adam Cayton-Holland @CaytonHolland
Comic. Writer. Paragon. (He/Him) 800pgr.lnk.to/HollandTW Denver Joined March 2009-
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Nuggets knocked out the Lakers last night, I saw four burrowing owls at the Rocky Mountain Arsenal this morning, and I'm heading to Casa Bonita tonight. I am KBCO.
🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨Spurned on by Adam’s wife Katie, the boys take a quiz to examine whether they’re spending their spare time the right way. Super funny results. Enjoy. And, as always, be sure to share, rate, and review! LISTEN HERE FREE: pod.link/grawlixsaves
Did a karate kick in my living room when Jamal Murray made the game-winning shot and my hoodie string hit me right in the eye and I'm probably gonna need a few days to recover before I can cheer properly again.
AIRLIFT JAMAL AND KCP TO GLENWOOD SPRINGS FOR IMMEDIATE RECUPERATION. TO THE SUPER HOT POOL, WITH THE LEATHERY OLD DUDES.
Lebron James gets to three to five Euro steps per bucket, depending on the exchange rate.
Super excited to perform in Minneapolis for the first time in a hot minute. Several cold minutes as well. See that?! Just some of the effortless goofing you can expect from my shows @SisyphusBrewing June 7-8. Spread the word, erudite mid-westerners! dojour.us/e/27210-adam-c…
MLB sent the Rockies to Mexico in the hopes that they won't come back.
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Safe to say, I'm the king of the screen capture. Come on out to the show Thursday night!
Safe to say, I'm the king of the screen capture. Come on out to the show Thursday night!
WHAT A BUCKET. THIS IS JAMAL MURRAY EVERYONE. 🏹
Last time I was there someone stole my cellphone and Tom swears it wasn't him. I confront him about it today.
Last time I was there someone stole my cellphone and Tom swears it wasn't him. I confront him about it today.
Been doing this comedy thing for awhile now. Twenty years to be precise. Lucky to have been able to call @ComedyWorks home that entire time. Come celebrate with me there this Thursday! Miss that hair. Miss that shirt. Lost both in the war. comedyworks.com/comedians/adam…
The Colorado Rockies are so bad they can lose a flight.
Thanks to @CaytonHolland for sticking to complete positivity and yet still providing me a safe and positive therapeutic space to express my deepest Nuggets pre-game fears
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🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨Spurned on by Adam’s wife Katie, the boys take a quiz to examine whether they’re spending their spare time the right way. Super funny results. Enjoy. And, as always, be sure to share, rate, and review! LISTEN HERE FREE: pod.link/grawlixsaves
@CaytonHolland Solid; I jumped and one foot landed on a Lego and now I’m questionable for game 1
@CaytonHolland Glad you have a few days off before the next round.
@CaytonHolland Rest up king Minnesota next week
@CaytonHolland You and Jamal will need to heal up before Saturday.
@CaytonHolland Leathery Old Dudes! I was there a few weeks ago and you’re 💯 correct!
@CaytonHolland Only the smelliest pool will suffice. Extra sulfur
@CaytonHolland @woodypaige This is the most Colorado tweet of the playoffs
Dangerous days for us Nuggets fans.
Did a karate kick in my living room when Jamal Murray made the game-winning shot and my hoodie string hit me right in the eye and I'm probably gonna need a few days to recover before I can cheer properly again.
@brucerogers666 @CaytonHolland he's got plenty of time to rest for Minnesota! :-)
@CaytonHolland Shout-out the Yampah Vapor Caves. that place is so cool. But yeah, old dudes hanging dong immediately as you exit from the cave haha
@CaytonHolland @Andy_Lindahl Lets hope Mavs/Clips goes 7 so you get it!
@CaytonHolland ACH out 2-4 weeks with eye contusion.