Will Santino @will_santino
Cartoonist @newyorker Artist / Standup Top 25% OF linktr.ee/willsantino Joined May 2019-
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made a sunset card for you to send people for sunset
Everyone in animation. By @will_santino
it sucks that discombobulated is such a goofy ass word because when i feel that way i want to be taken seriously
feeling compersion for my metamour? what is this, vocabulary class? what's next, feeling witzelsucht for my zoroastrian?
megatron is the big shark right? or is that megalopolis
Up to No Good
having a stroke sounds like what British people call jacking off
You know how the internet is filling up with AI spam generated from mashing together popular keywords? And how sometimes a combination of words delivers a tactical strike to the dumbest part of your sense of humor and you end up trying not to giggle at work all afternoon? Yeah.
sup dude want to duel tmr?oh sweet! I was thinking dawn but I'm flexible
one time years ago my buddy got black out drunk and his Amazon account was open on his laptop so we ordered the Catholic Catechism and he remained baffled about why he would've made that purchase while blacked out for years
how did Anatomy of a Fall not win best picture? damn
evil Mary Oliver be like You have to be good you have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles repenting you BETTER not let the soft animal of your body love what it loves
every puppet is a shadow puppet if you shine a light on it
It is mother fucking @will_santino day and that mf and I have been best friends longer than most of you guys have even been alive and every year I learn from them and they are perfect and I am lucky and today is their day!!
I'm realizing I struggle with empathy :( ..like I met a guy who said he liked baseball....but since I don;t like baseball I just punched him ?
not a chance but I bet a could figure out the controls of a dirigible with hanging doohickeys to pull and a big galleon's wheel to hold with both hands as I guide the ceteacean balloon down through the sherbet cumulonimbi to the sleepy patchwork quiltlands below
not a chance but I bet a could figure out the controls of a dirigible with hanging doohickeys to pull and a big galleon's wheel to hold with both hands as I guide the ceteacean balloon down through the sherbet cumulonimbi to the sleepy patchwork quiltlands below
Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel
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Lesbian day of visibility? Brother, I have been seeing a lesbian for two years
just experienced instant gratification! i hope i’m not forgoing any long term satisfaction for this
My feeld won’t let me message people — a glitch or a metaphor? 🤔
“The Department of Tortured Poets” is objectively a better title
waking up high is a beautiful gift your midnight self gave your morning self
My finish Gnome sculpture! The word Gnome is though to be derived from the Latin gēnomos, literally meaning "earth-dweller". What do you think? 🌿 #gnome #folklore #arttoy #sculpture
If you’re mad at SCOTUS letting Donald Trump off the hook for inciting an insurrection, you should be furious about the state cracking down on protests. Elite impunity and authoritarian suppression of speech/assembly are linked. #ColumbiaUniversity
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
Might sound weird, but I think thousands of kids at elite universities from immense privilege risking their (earned or unearned) status for the lives of people they will never meet is breathtakingly beautiful
Some people like having a cup of tea with a good book. Yeahhh, I prefer a cup of coffee…… and a GREAT book!!
I have to laugh at Bari Weiss comparing Columbia protests to Charlottesville when she just last week gave a speech at @TEDTalks about how confederate statues shouldn’t be torn down. She’s been on the wrong side of every protest.
Holy fucm
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
@abughazalehkat Who are the real victims? The 1,200 Israelis killed by Hamas on 10/7? The 34k Palestinians killed by Israel since then? No. The real victims are white suburban Americans who had to see pictures of protests on the television.
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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