Rosa Pasquarella @whatrosasaid
I work in TV. It's very hard to fit. linktr.ee/rosapasq Los Angeles Joined November 2008-
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Could never have an open-casket funeral, my tits look too good when I'm lying down.
It's weird when random construction sites hang American flags from their cranes. Like, this is not ground zero, this is a torn-down Food4Less, and you're replacing it with apartments.
I'm working on memorizing "Barbara's Rubarber Bar" so I can recite it at parties and be positively unlikable this summer. Nobody asked, so I gotta.
If the only way I'm allowed to sleep with two guys at once is if I commit to a career in tennis competition and coaching, I'll hit the damn court.
When it comes to delicious cold drinkable soup, we stopped at V8 because the human race are COWARDS.
Holy shit, episode 4 of Baby Reindeer. What a doozy.
Cute pic of me independently remembering and taking my vitamins!
Rome was founded on April 21st, 753 BC- a useless fact I've retained since 7th grade solely because I'm nerodivergent.
Anybody know where Giles Corey got his weighted blanket?
okay, but you should be able to kill yourself for 24 hours at a time
You'd think the fuckers who'd stick these directly onto physical photographs of our childhood years would at least be proud of us for figuring out how to caption IG posts.
It's giving "just learned about literary devices in AP English, now every sentence contains one."
Calling it The Toilet Paper Department serves no one.
I recently found out that my mom died on the same day as William Shakespeare (a few years apart) and now I keep mixing up which one died from cancer or syphilis.
You can pronounce “garlic” like “colic”, but not the other way around.
Los Angeles, do we have a new pope or did the Observatory pass away and I captured the moment its soul departed to heaven?
We sent the wrong team to that asteroid.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
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Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
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Finding out so many of my mutuals on here not only possess a moral conscience and critical thinking skills but are also hot… that’s wild
Well this just shifted my Kinsey score a bit.
Some say I laugh at my own jokes, I say I’m enjoying my own dang company in public
A year ago, Adam Brace, my closest friend and collaborator, passed away unexpectedly at 43. Adam directed JUST FOR US - and was an older brother to me in countless ways. I feel his loss so keenly, so sharply, and I wish he could see how much resonance his work has had.
The crowd who was happy Brittney Griner was stuck in Russia seem particularly upset about foreign laws now.
Another American tourist has been arrested in Turks and Caicos after ammunition was found in his luggage. The 30-year-old Virginia man is one of at least four American tourists potentially facing a lengthy prison sentence under a strict new island law.
yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello
Cannes Film Festival Jury: Lily Gladstone, Eva Green, Omar Sy and More Join President Greta Gerwig wp.me/pc8uak-1lE47M
I ate an edible and I've spent the last hour on famousmormons.net
Every insta comment under an ad’s like, “I’d love to try these but I can’t tolerate dairy” or “Wish I could buy this, but my son is severely autistic”
Things get wild when you’re reunited with your high school theatre teacher in your 30s.
Just over here chatting with @MarkHamill & the OG Tom Holland.
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Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger demolished a Craig Ellwood, and the internet is furious: dwell.com/article/chris-…
Tim and the @PolySpree were a big part of my early career in the UK. They gave me rides, fed me, let me sleep in their tents at festivals. Their song, Section 14: Two Thousand Places - which has always meant a lot to me - closes JUST FOR US. I couldn’t be more grateful.
@AlexEdelman So proud to be a small part of your show “Just for Us”!! You’ve come along way from our time together traversing the UK, LOVED IT!! Congratulations! play.max.com/movie/7032329c…
I’m not sure why people are focusing on the weight because that’s not really an issue here. deformed spine from metabolic bone disease? blindness from an improper diet and bad lighting? crazy overbite?? SEND THIS MAN TO GATOR JAIL. LET HIM FACE THE SWAMP JUSTICE
we need to reform the schools bc how can people not see how fucked up that gator looks? If i were in charge of the schools, i would be forcing students to look at a picture of a healthy alligator every day so they could compare
America is no longer a free country. At least not all of it. The New York State government is taking away this man’s beloved pet alligator he’s had for a Jesus lifetime. I don’t think even Stalin would do something so tyrannical as this.
Google has suspended drone courier flights because of raven attacks. Looks like the Ravens have taken our side against Skynet.
James Joyce is so funny. like, imagine getting so good at language that nobody can understand you
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