Ash Perez 🤙🏽@itsashlyperez
he/they. tv writer. sorry about not texting back itsashlyperez.substack.com LA Joined May 2009-
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Wow. The earth said hold my purse to the hurricane.
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The Barbie movie is a masterpiece and anyone who thinks otherwise loves the patriarchy lol. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
If you don’t like the Barbie movie, don’t tell me.
I’ve decided I’m going to get McDonalds in the morning and I’ve never been more excited to wake up.
“Tell Cersei it was me.”
Wow the studios are really out here just twirling their evil mustaches, huh?
Wow the studios are really out here just twirling their evil mustaches, huh?
Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
[telling a story from my childhood to a frog] frog: *interrupting* wait was this before or after your tail fell off and you grew legs
I can’t wait til I get my brain space back because 92% of it is just that makeba tik tok song on loop.
Wait until the studio bosses find out who writes and acts in all those big shows and movies they sell?
WGA & SAG & ORCAS & OTTERS
Sick at home with Covid, but mentally on the picket lines. #wgastrong
And this is why I have been a blunt head since day 1
And this is why I have been a blunt head since day 1 https://t.co/iGrkPcJSZ9
The CEOs have really stepped in it now— mixing the people who are good with words with the people with symmetrical faces is not gonna be good for the studio’s publicity wars 🥶
The CEOs have really stepped in it now— mixing the people who are good with words with the people with symmetrical faces is not gonna be good for the studio’s publicity wars 🥶
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DECEASED…that’s what you are Urn reflecting off the mirror on the bar Category: dead bitch in a jar Cremation superstar
DECEASED…that’s what you are Urn reflecting off the mirror on the bar Category: dead bitch in a jar Cremation superstar
When I’m trying to make a left turn in LA and the car three cars ahead of me doesn’t pull up far enough costing us all to not make the light:
Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.
ps I painted those little canvases!
ps I painted those little canvases!
Fritz celebrates fall! 🍂
Not a damn thing
Today is officially my one year anniversary since I started transitioning!!! ✨ So we're raising money for @TransLifeline over on Twitch to celebrate! Come say hi!!!
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No ticket? No ride
took an edible and started filming high school musical 3 like it was a concert
the studio execs do not deserve all those big bucks. The creatives deserve many more big bucks 😌 see y’all back on the picket line next week
the studio execs do not deserve all those big bucks. The creatives deserve many more big bucks 😌 see y’all back on the picket line next week
#Barbie director Greta Gerwig held her ground against studio executives and refused to cut a scene where Barbie meets an elderly woman, as they believed it was unimportant: “To me, this is the heart of the movie. If I cut that scene, I don’t know why I’m making this movie. If I… x.com/i/web/status/1…
A great tip on how to balance comedy and fun with themes that cut a little deeper from Greta Gerwig, writer/director of #Barbie
#BarbieTheMovie is a masterpiece. Greta Gerwig’s voice as a director shines as she heals our inner child and shows us that we are capable of doing great things. It’s truly magical🥹💞