Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun cash.app/$jpatrickmurphy the Zone Joined September 2009-
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the crime you see today… it’s hard to even take its measure. it’s not that i’m afraid of it; i always knew you’d have to be willing to die to do this job…
three things that happen to men as they age: 1: balding (genetics/overuse of styling products) 2: head enlargement/facial enreddment (largely due to alcoholism) 3. they/we just start constantly squinting all of a sudden? idk, i think it’s from visual exhaustion
my parents raised cowboy(girl)s then got mad they raised cowboy(girl)s
anyone who has made a difference in this country has been openly ridiculed (Abraham Lincoln, Jackie Robinson, many such cases)
Tom was my John the Baptist and it hurts me every day that he died
we are so back open.spotify.com/track/5UqCQaDs…
inbred Krauts overseeing pain on the worst island in the world and we won’t shed a tear seeing any single one of them gone
inbred Krauts overseeing pain on the worst island in the world and we won’t shed a tear seeing any single one of them gone
pretty sure that my reaction to Queen Elizabeth II’s death got me fired. the morning i heard the news, i walked into work and shouted “the Queen is dead!” i then proceeded to watch my coworkers watch the funeral on their computers while i did all the work that day
president xi, the oppressed peoples of the so-called “united states” are crying out for freedom please help us
president xi, the oppressed peoples of the so-called “united states” are crying out for freedom please help us
two dead English monarchs. my ancestors prayed i would see this day
two dead English monarchs. my ancestors prayed i would see this day
LIZ: you ready for Larry King Tonight? TRACY: you know it! i cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch
i am alive by the grace of god and the weird pain killer/alcohol damage resistance that people with the red head gene have
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dogfightin 🔻 @dogfightin
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The @DerekPutin
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@JuliusIrvington we know what it is & we still wanna eat it :3
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‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
If Game of Thrones took place in San Antonio
The number one pig icon that follows the teachings of Jesus
Watching my health decline on a graph
Currently fertile because my doctor and pharmacist are conspiring to ruin my life. Does anyone want to have a baby?
Is he… you know…
@JuliusIrvington @mertcentury Send it my way
@JuliusIrvington Bro we don’t even send our reporters to the draft
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‘Challengers’ is out now in theaters. 🎾
@JuliusIrvington Looks like someone’s had it loose in their stinky, sweaty pocket
@JuliusIrvington 3.1: Mouth open too
@JuliusIrvington I was working at a juco as an athletic trainer at the time and we had a ton of British kids. When a large group came in that day I played Celebration as loud as I could from my computer. They were not amused lol
YOUR WEED SHOULDN’T BE TASTING LIKE BROWNIES OR S’MORES BRO STOP SMOKING SPRAYED WEED
Since the first time I watched porn, I’ve been very uncomfortable being in a house alone with a plumber.
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