Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh linktr.ee/tedtravelstead Los Angeles Joined March 2009-
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Photo Memories of NYC in the 90s open.substack.com/pub/tedtravels…
NYC 1995-ish b&w 35mm cc: @usedwigs
Ted is fantastic and anyone can enjoy these.
Ted is fantastic and anyone can enjoy these.
If you haven’t checked this out yet, treat yourself.
If you haven’t checked this out yet, treat yourself.
blowing a little whistle before putting my dollar into the tip jar
You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose out of a pile of severed noses, from memory.
those salad bars with raisins specifically the ones where they piled them in the brown ceramic containers that they also put the dressings in with that little dressing ladle in there, no special "raisin scoop" me back at my table "dang it I forgot to ladle myself some raisins"
New COLLEGE TOWN w special guests @trumpetcake & Alison Rich!! Hosted by @sethismorris and me! We talk feuds, grudges and what’s in the apple butter! Listen in!! 🧡 Produced by @ScottAukerman @brettsperminute @ComedyBangBang comedybangbangworld.com
Did you guys fill out your BEST JEFFS bracket? Download here: usedwigs.com/wp-content/upl…
My pals Steve and Leon can debate for hours about the most trivial things. Here they are discussing moonbeams!
Hahahaha. Get in now! Unbelievable opportunity!
One of my dearest friends, Matt, who has been kind to me when I needed it most, given me a place to stay, and so much more—has hit hard times in L.A. He's trying to get home to live near family. Please consider putting a few bucks in. gofund.me/45a5f2bf
Happy New Year. I live in here now.
I have not been able to promote this until now, but it’s just amazing and I’m thrilled to voice one of the characters. All episodes of season one available TODAY on @StreamOnMax! Created by @josephbennett00 and @charleshuettner #stunning
I have not been able to promote this until now, but it’s just amazing and I’m thrilled to voice one of the characters. All episodes of season one available TODAY on @StreamOnMax! Created by @josephbennett00 and @charleshuettner #stunning
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Their mom will.
Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: ‘Row your own boat’ trib.al/3uCFIDk
The dentist keeps trying to show me my teeth and I’m like dude I’m not looking at those
me heading over to twitter with my latest opinions
Twenty seven years ago this week, I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.
What are you listening to in the kitchen?
Nimbu rice or lemon rice is so delicate, delicious, and it is vegan! Much like the coconut rice, this dish can come together so quickly using your day-old basmati rice and pantry staples.
Ok enough complaining, I’m celebrating PI Day today 3.14 at 3:09 and 26.535 seconds ♥️ happy bday Einstein and RIP Stephen Hawking who were respectively born and died today! There are no coincidences in the universe ✌️
thinking about this woman who recorded this as a workout on strava
Paulo Costa is the funniest guy in the UFC
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I wrote the first draft of Civil War. It was about the actual Civil War, you know, the one that really happened, with Lincoln and stuff. Alex said he loved it. I don't understand all the changes.
you’ll never guess what the sound on this video is
How scoliosis is fixed [🎞️ how.stuff.functions]
A well-meaning friend on the phone today said she imagines I’m lonely a lot because I’m single but that her husband is a constant irritant and it’s like ma’am neither one of us needs this conversation right now
You will pry this website only out of my cold, dead hands.
I’ve been kind of a downer on here tonight so here’s a little something to cheer everybody up m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwQ3T…
Who remembers? Not only that, how many of the same attitudes are echoed today? This is from the mid-90s — A different world.
PS the palms of my hands are always kind of red is that a sign of a possible medical problem or am I just Irish
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