Akilah Green @akilahgreen
Writer: Ghosts, Time Bandits, Rap Sh!t, Black Monday, A Black Lady Sketch Show, etc. Emmy Loser. Recovering Lawyer. Future TBD. akilahgreen.com Los Angeles, CA Joined November 2010-
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The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
You never know the day or hour Apple gone take they $10.99, $3.99, ,7.99 & $1.99!
I've never met someone who called themselves a "life coach" who wasn't also a low key psychopath.
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
Love when someone says “IYKYK” and I don’t know. that’s one thing off my plate
Tonight on CBS!
It is time to dust off the cobwebs cause our ghost Alberta has a love interest coming to town. Watch #GhostsCBS tonight! It’s gonna be HILARIOUS!
It has been my dream to be in @EBONY since I was a kid. Thank you for interviewing me and making this dream come to fruition. 🥹🙏🏾 ebony.com/danielle-pinno…
My episode of @GhostsCBS airs tomorrow, April 11th! Alberta (played by the brilliant @bodycourage) hits it off with a poltergeist (@LamorneMorris), who is attached to a new Woodstone Mansion guest (@ImGeoffreyOwens). Watch on @CBS and @paramountplus!
Because Black and brown kids might get to eat too.
Because Black and brown kids might get to eat too.
POV: Your FYNE grandparents from the 1920s 👵🏾👴🏾 This THURSDAY’s episode of #GhostsCBS is a must watch. Can’t wait to live-tweet with y’all. 👻
They done put the church music behind Dawn’s speech on Facebook yall and now I FEEL A DANCE IN MY SPIRIT! I’m about to run a LAP AGAIN🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Before you make dinner plans w/ someone, you should let them know your dietary restrictions upfront: fasting for Lent, Dry January, 75 Hard, keto, Ozempic, just got your stomach stapled, etc. so we can make an informed decision @ whether or not we want to deal with your shit.
Louis Gossett Jr. has died at 87 years old. He was the first Black performer to win the Oscar for best supporting actor thanks to 1982’s “An Officer and a Gentleman,” and he was also an Emmy winner for his role as Fiddler in "Roots." variety.com/2024/film/obit…
To be polite, I'm using the word "please" in my emails this morning, but I don't mean it.
Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott responds to being called the city’s “DEI mayor” “What they mean by DEI, in my opinion, is duly elected incumbent.”
Because he was in post.
Because he was in post.
Not you too, washing machine!
Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously
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AB @AlannaBennett
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Threepeat Emmy Winner.. @wtflanksteak
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I Don’t Care What C.. @KirkWrites79
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Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy
79K Followers 3K Following My @HBO special "The Intruder" out now! See me live on tour👇
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AB @AlannaBennett
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Threepeat Emmy Winner.. @wtflanksteak
24K Followers 1K Following A wise guy with a big mouth and bigger dreams. management: the twilight zone gremlin contact: wtflanksteak @ gmail . com
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Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins
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Caissie @Caissie
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After age 30 do we keep all clothes in case they fit again forever? Asking for a friend.
Whenever I feel the urge to feel sorry for a man on this app I quickly check his tweet history and boy it never disappoints...
I just blocked and deaded friendships with 4 of my "homeboys". I had back surgery literally a whole month ago and not one of those niggas checked on your boy. I ain't say shit, I just blocked and let it be what it is. Niggas wasn't my real friends
Men! Do you want to impress a woman on the first date? Take her to see a female comedian. The ability to enjoy a funny woman is something we pick up on INSTANTLY and makes you look like the non-incel you already are! Also, I’ll be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11th!
No one asks how Palestinian students are supposed to "feel safe" at institutions who invest in and profit off of the murder of their relatives.
the solution. Example (Black Americans supporting Afro-Caribbeans effort to secure reparations). However, in order for Pan-Africanism to function, you cannot patriate yourself into another country and work against the Black people living there. That should go without saying
this is a hot take but i think we should bring back house phones. i dont think that any of us needs to be available to everyone all the time. some ppl (and bill collectors) should only be able to reach you when you’re at the crib tbh
there's a whole generation of people who watched The Help and saw it as aspirational. I will not elaborate.
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
Jewish Columbia professor: “I don't think that people think that Israel is a unique example of evil in the world….[but] it couldn’t do what it’s doing without the support of the United States. So students in the U.S. think: ‘We have a responsibility.’”
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
Black folks been using salmon to make croquettes and salmon salad (like tuna salad but with salmon) since Jesus was a baby. Are you one of these new Blacks?
Black Folks Just Started Eatin Salmon 15 Years Ago If We Bein Honest
You mean the colonized versus the colonizers? 🤔
Notice how Palestinian flags are always paired with Irish flags, while Israeli flags are paired with UK flags.
This guy is so close to understanding something.
Notice how Palestinian flags are always paired with Irish flags, while Israeli flags are paired with UK flags.
Student protesters were right about segregation in the early '60s, right about Vietnam in the late '60s, right about apartheid in the '80s, right about Iraq in 2003, and right about wealth inequality in 2011. Seems generally bad to side against student movements.
Anyway Seinfeld is totally right about his critiques on modern comedies. He actually did a really great interview on the topic over two decades ago. Google “Jerry Seinfeld seventeen” it’ll come right up
@Scott_Bromley When it comes to MY family, my pronouns better be “Yes” and “Sir”! (Crowd loses their fucking minds)
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
It's so strange to have a class of political commentators drawn from the ranks of people who have never believed in anything in their entire life.
This is probably right. Most people don't form political opinions through deep examination of the issues or reasoning from first principles. It's more like picking some particular fashion label or way of dressing. Especially for younger people, who face more peer pressure.
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