Andrew Hilary 🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS
Future Dead Guy. Wholesome Ice Cream Man, Unhinged Comedian, Host of @WorstWeekYet worstweekyet.com Pittsburgh, PA Joined August 2011-
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1. 10,000 Spoons 2. A Knife
It’s pretty funny that with everything else going on in the world, there’s a couple hundred fuckheads logging onto twitter everyday to scream bloody murder about how there are less boobs in video games these days.
Do you know what you need to have said to get this group of people to be basically on the same side
Do you know what you need to have said to get this group of people to be basically on the same side https://t.co/FdddQeKoHj
I’m so glad that phones these days have multiple cameras. Really comes in handy when you’re trying to take a picture or video of something and it uncontrollably cycles between lenses.
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
The vast amount of money being dumped into Ai bullshit that literally nobody wants should be cause for immediate termination of every CEO participating in this nonsense.
imagine if after the 13th amendment was ratified, but red states kept doing slavery and the president didn’t do anything about it. but a bunch of pundits were like “what, it’s not like he runs those states. the president of a different party can’t do much about that”
well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!
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Lack of quantity, lack of quality.
“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now
Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
It always rubs me the wrong way that this is described as a decline in fertility… Humans aren’t any less capable of producing offspring, many of us just choose not to. Also if you want more people to have kids, focus on fixing the cost of housing, healthcare & education.
i haven't seen a cop have a moral crisis on the riot line but i did once see an armored federal agent get a tear gas canister wedged between his neck armor and plate carrier and watched the eyes of his mask fill with the gas one of his friends had shot. So miracles do happen
i haven't seen a cop have a moral crisis on the riot line but i did once see an armored federal agent get a tear gas canister wedged between his neck armor and plate carrier and watched the eyes of his mask fill with the gas one of his friends had shot. So miracles do happen
Me and @Sandinista412 came down to hand out some free ice cream to the protesting Pitt students!
la befana🇵🇸 @Sandinista412
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@AndrewHilaryUS It's pretty mind boggling to me tbh. There's a whole world of bigger fish to fry and yet a boobed up video game is apparently the next crusade
my dad (age 69) picked up an Xbox controller after not owning a console since the PS2 era, and green beaned two three-pointers in a row on 2k... Now, I'm teaching him how to send toxic messages to children on chat so he can truly understand how to play the game
Elton never explains what the crocodile rock actually is or how to do it. It is lost to time.
Doesn't seem like the job is all that hard, I'd do it for half that.
You'd have to pay me like $80m a year to be the president of an Ivy League university.
Dorky name and in New Mexico of all places
me cause I always come out on top
I was honored to stand in solidarity with and speak to the brave students leading the encampment at Pitt. It takes strength to fight the lies and disinformation while standing firm in the truth that this is a genocide and we demand a free Palestine
I decided to make a Crunchwrap supreme and the nacho cheese I bought looked atomically unhealthy and like melted crayons but I ate it anyway and it tasted fine. Don’t mind my very-toasted corn tortilla in the middle, it was delicious even if over baked 😅
@stillgray Tweeting is thing birds do when they're making sounds about nothing.
Whenever I come across someone’s tweets & I automatically want to roll my eyes or think shut up, I know it’s time to mute them or soft block. Another mutual going to mutesville it is.
Zionism isn’t judaism, anti-Zionism isn’t antisemitism, and hating genocide isn’t prejudicial, no matter how intensely ethnonationalist supremacists cheering on mass death and the politicians they bankroll insist it is. Students to genocidal extremists twisting fact: Kick rocks.
Only in Pittsburgh can I get recognized from all of 3 comedy sets I’ve done
When someone adds me to their close friends story I’m like “okay I didn’t know you had a big fat crush on me!!”
Can't believe they'd "center" themselves by going beyond "ceasefire now" and actually agitating against the root cause of this genocide.
And like clockwork, PSL has shown up with signs and is now speaking about ending capitalism in the US. Centering themselves above the message of the day. I hate these guys so fucking much.