Amy A @lolennui
billy corgan at disneyland https://t.co/Gpgb8snsvu instagram.com/lolennui Joined October 2010-
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gonna be wild to watch these people pivot to "that puppy had it coming"
gonna be wild to watch these people pivot to "that puppy had it coming"
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idk how many more times I can listen to a 77 year old white conservative man say "they got me GAGGED"
Idk how to tell you this but the trump lawyer literally literally literally sounds like Donald Duck
Idk how to tell you this but the trump lawyer literally literally literally sounds like Donald Duck
ok but I’m waiting for the adaptation of the Oprah-McCarthy interview
ok but I’m waiting for the adaptation of the Oprah-McCarthy interview
How did one of John Wilkes Booth's co-conspirators have time to also be in Joy Division
blackthorne: I’m an LA based comedian, writer, and podcaster, I mostly freelance and I’m trying to sell a horror feature mariko: the anjin is unemployed
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I maybe wouldn’t have gone with a portmanteau here
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I open TikTok and suddenly I become the Greatest Generation hearing rock and roll for the first time
I talked to the pope and he said gay stuff is cool but “New American cuisine” has to go
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Hello! Your donations to my shelter helps take care of wonderful gremlins like these two, who cannot keep their tongues in their mouths during photos. Would you like to help them? bark.funraise.org/fundraiser/mar…
do not fucking try me, I will straight up open my emotional toolbox and choose from a variety of healthy outlets and activities
Remember how last week I was like “idk if I’m cut out for most tv writing and am focusing on jokes and sketches” well I barfed up half a pilot yesterday oops
Emma Berquist @eeberquist
40K Followers 1K Following Author, leftist, final girl. DEVILS UNTO DUST and MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD from Greenwillow/HarperCollins
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
57K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
49K Followers 1K Following writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, stand-up comic, Comedy's Fancy Large-Boy-Sized Lady, Housing Justice for All, etc.
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
pokey pup @Whatapityonyou
22K Followers 4K Following
Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini
29K Followers 863 Following Multihyphenate. silly buff glamorous. icon
dick snickers @smithsara79
42K Followers 831 Following My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 964 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 651 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Lisa Dreher @lisa_dreher97
6K Followers 6K Following I like movies and food | BOH best of house | former journo | she/her
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
Georgia Shenk @GeorgiaShenk
17K Followers 2K Following Writer + Antisocialite ✿ @reductress ✿ @TheSecondCity trained ✿ say [email protected]
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
Mary Kobayashi @MaryKoCo
22K Followers 2K Following Formerly 1/4 of The Perfect Women on @adultswim 🍟 Currently 1/2 Japanese 🇯🇵
Jilaniwood @Jilaniwood
71 Followers 5K Following
Jai @djdj_djjd94841
15 Followers 314 Following
Will P. Woods @PonderSea
15 Followers 427 Following Observations & questions. Live and let live. I post candid thoughts, questions, art, philosophy.
Amanda🌻🇺🇦 @Schnar
9 Followers 2K Following
ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.. @selkiedd
2 Followers 70 Following
Al Lamus Bracho @RodLamus
275 Followers 940 Following Guionista / Screenwriter. «Solitario, pero no hosco ni sombrío, sino más bien risueño y locuaz».
Olupeters 🎨🖼️.. @_Oluwolepeters
603 Followers 2K Following Network Marketer|Big Business Builder|Freelancer|Website Designer|Email Marketing Specialists|Online Course Builder.
Joseph Olaitan @MrJoe_DAT
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Mark Singer @msinger92
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Kenny Yagi @OGKG01
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Sean Reidy @sean_reidy
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Tyler @TwoPoint0Filmz
2K Followers 5K Following “ the night is darkest just before the dawn. I promise you the dawn is coming”
Steven AKA Matador @The_Matador_X1
627 Followers 3K Following I shanked that punt in the pfp, but damn did I look good doing it Former Blue Check I mostly tweet about Sports, Gaming, Politics, Anime, and Stonks
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Tony Stark @AntonyNMuriithi
130 Followers 247 Following A sure thing|Optimistic and Goofy doctor|Chelsea Born and Bred| Lifelong learner| Adventurous spirit| Peacemaker 🌟✨|
TassletineAustin @TassletineA
210 Followers 278 Following Hello. I like to bait racists. Blocked by supposed free speech advocate Andrew Doyle and Calvin Robinson (AND his sock puppet account).
yasmin 𐐪𐑂 @digiyasmin
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Dr.Büşra Tosun @busratosnn
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Efraim Langsuan @sarhoskopek2
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Vedo @givrik191496
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Jeffrey Hardy Quah @jeffreyquah
260 Followers 1K Following Clawing my way outta here https://t.co/nYZ8YF2ScZ
Alex Speirs @09havocAlexS
463 Followers 3K Following Who am I? well I am just a normal guy who likes movies and video games. I also have a bachelors degree in film. I am a FFXIV player my main is Anna Sapien
Michael C. Bouchard @MichaelCBoucha1
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musicluver @lola666222
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Bob Karp @BobKarpDR
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kiki @Lethavekiki
52 Followers 723 Following
Fabit Lahab @FabitLahab
4 Followers 62 Following
Amanda Martin @RantsByAmanda
10 Followers 160 Following aspiring law school dropout My hobby is asking male panelists at professional events how they balance work and family
Bill Dubiel @BillDubs782
1K Followers 1K Following #GirlDad. TV and movies @screenrant, baseball cards, fantasy sports, sports betting, doggies #GoBonnies #BillsMafia #Yankees
𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐬�.. @camisade
3K Followers 2K Following Make others smile. Make yourself smile. Wash Rinse Repeat. A pseudonymous goof who's also a dev/writer for a Wild West dueling game & LitRPG novels. BAYC#2950.
HenWes @joodwoo
1 Followers 809 Following
BeatsWontonHorses @BeatsDeadHorses
60 Followers 2K Following Bay Area native, currently rural WNY. Passive driver, aggressive eater, passive aggressive neighbor, vaccine enthusiast, #SFGiants #Dubnation #FTTB
Emma Berquist @eeberquist
40K Followers 1K Following Author, leftist, final girl. DEVILS UNTO DUST and MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD from Greenwillow/HarperCollins
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
57K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
49K Followers 1K Following writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, stand-up comic, Comedy's Fancy Large-Boy-Sized Lady, Housing Justice for All, etc.
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
pokey pup @Whatapityonyou
22K Followers 4K Following
Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini
29K Followers 863 Following Multihyphenate. silly buff glamorous. icon
dick snickers @smithsara79
42K Followers 831 Following My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
32K Followers 634 Following • unverified account • orca sympathizer • she/her • 🔴 alt @thot_feminist
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 964 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg
37K Followers 1K Following Writer (Best American Short Stories, The Paris Review, TV!!) // Comedian (Comedy Central, JFL, Amazon Prime). I promise I won't list any other things here!!!
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 651 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Georgia Shenk @GeorgiaShenk
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Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
Mary Kobayashi @MaryKoCo
22K Followers 2K Following Formerly 1/4 of The Perfect Women on @adultswim 🍟 Currently 1/2 Japanese 🇯🇵
pinball lizard @probablyalissa
7K Followers 1K Following Simply too short to ever be meaningful • she/her
Mike Ananny @ananny
5K Followers 665 Following Media tech production cultures, publics, STS | Book: Networked Press Freedom https://t.co/PjJ2JTunkh | @USCAnnenberg Assoc Prof | Mastodon: @[email protected] | 🇨🇦
ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ @DrewFromTV
555K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)
Alex (REAL) 🧞�.. @AlexFirer
3K Followers 2K Following Write Rick and Morty for Oni Press, and used to do The Onion. The other credits are FINE. Not as good as those two credits. Now those are credits...
marinda 💀✨️ (n.. @marindaedits
193 Followers 854 Following sr. production editor @penguinteen. copyeditor & proofreader @ everywhere. @aceseditors member. @nyusps ms in publishing alum. she/her. 🇵🇸
Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22
15K Followers 1K Following 🃏director/co-writer/star of THE PEOPLES JOKER, in theaters starting April tix in link below 📧for press inquiries - @cleverrgirrl
libby watson @libbycwatson
89K Followers 188 Following the best mono-thingy guy there ever was. streaming at https://t.co/iSl5DaCUH7
delia @delia_cai
37K Followers 3K Following writer @vanityfair (but they wanna lay me and dozens of colleagues off, but @condeunion is fighting for us 💪) / author of CENTRAL PLACES / deez links 4 life
Jose Arroyo @josearroyowrite
7K Followers 1K Following 2-time Emmy Award-winning comedy writer PLUS 2022 Writers Guild Award for CONAN. My comic “Somewhere In LA” is available on Amazon https://t.co/3YTXd65LUn
Dan McCoy @dankmccoy
21K Followers 1K Following Creator @theflophousepod, a show about bad movies. Former (10+ years) writer at The Daily Show. Art on IG at danmccoydraws. Find me https://t.co/IMFq7Ja8tW
Boris Sanchez @Boris_Sanchez
20K Followers 3K Following CNN News Central Anchor // Awards include Sizzler’s “Student of the Month” (Jan. ‘96). SU 🍊 & MDC 🦈 alum. Certified asere. 🇨🇺🇺🇸
Overheard @realoverheardla
77K Followers 193 Following We're all ears. Instagram: @overheardla @overheardnewyork @overheardlondon @overhearduniversity Email: [email protected] https://t.co/6oM7P50wnm
Emily Bernstein @emilybern
3K Followers 1K Following @realoverheardla. words in @the_belladonnas @pointsincase. IG @embern. retweeting myself is self-care listen to the podcast https://t.co/iCMc8UHvII
Lucy Huber @clhubes
80K Followers 2K Following editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired.
Joanna Solotaroff @joannna
4K Followers 1K Following Audio & TV Maker 🌸 End-of-Life Educator & Guide 🌸 Formerly EP at Team Coco, Supervising Producer @2dopequeens @hbo, Joanie Mitch of SMWG 🌸
SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci
68K Followers 940 Following Laci Mosley. Actress, comedian. entertainer, scammer. Harper on #iCarly, Brookie on Lopez Vs Lopez | hit up @scamgoddesspod@gmail to share! @teamcoco @earwolf
Lucie Zhang @luciezhang
1K Followers 531 Following social @netflix @netflixgolden. previously: @voguemagazine
Jason Crow @JasonCrowCO
37K Followers 545 Following Congressman for #CO06 | 2 awesome kids | Former Army Ranger, Arby’s Cashier, & Rattlesnake Wrangler | Karaoke Enthusiast
Paris Marx @parismarx
52K Followers 496 Following critic of tech futures | host @techwontsaveus | author, “road to nowhere”: https://t.co/5m15LZT2Yr | he/they | subscribe to my newsletter: https://t.co/0JqdZzcBJB
Mo Rocca @MoRocca
407K Followers 2K Following New book ROCTOGENARIANS out June 11, 2024. Pre-order now! https://t.co/v1xELbr0IY
Alex Soros @AlexanderSoros
120K Followers 560 Following Chair, @opensociety, https://t.co/6hablChLP1. Views are my own.
Anthony boyle @AnthonyBoyle
26K Followers 881 Following
Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw
198K Followers 2K Following Former Special Counsel @DeptofDefense. Co-editor-in-chief @just_security. Chaired Professor NYU Law. Former Chaired Professor Harvard Law. Co-director @RCLS_NYU
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui
4.3M Followers 12K Following artist. writer. singer. poet. creator. lover. feeler. magician. entrepreneur. THE DAY THE WORLD BLOWS UP OUT NOW✨
Francesca Scorsese @FScorsese_
852 Followers 52 Following just a girl who doesn’t know how to use Twitter...
Kaitlin Byrd: Renaiss.. @GothamGirlBlue
34K Followers 4K Following Black; intersectional; feminist; New Yorker; curses. Bylines: Harper's Bazaar; Dame; The Cut & more. Will think for money. Always everywhere @ gothamgirlblue
HilaryGraham @HilaryGraham
2K Followers 431 Following Creator/Showrunner Social Distance (coming to Netflix Oct. 15th) TV writer (Kidding, Orange is the New Black, Bones) Inventor of the Chicken Cone
Dan Amira @DanAmira
32K Followers 2K Following Head writer, Daily Show. RT = Randy Travis. All opinions expressed here reflect the views of Randy Travis. [email protected]
Alex Koppelman @AlexKoppelman
12K Followers 1K Following Working on something. Previously a managing editor @CNN, before that @GuardianUS, @NewYorker etc.
Jeff Zeleny @jeffzeleny
291K Followers 2K Following Chief National Affairs Correspondent, @CNN. Covering the White House, Washington and the state of politics in America.
Hope King @hopeking
17K Followers 3K Following Senior business reporter & moderator @Axios — former Vice President @MerrillLynch // In between: Launch team Anchor @Cheddar, Reporter @CNN, M.S. @ColumbiaJourn
Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1
322K Followers 4K Following Investigative political reporter @washingtonpost. Loud phone talker. The dog is Pepper. You can rely on me, honey.
Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney
303K Followers 1K Following Senior legal affairs reporter for @POLITICO with a focus on 1/6 aftermath. Tips: [email protected] NY ➡️ BOS ➡️ DC
Preet Bharara @PreetBharara
1.7M Followers 3K Following Patriotic American & proud immigrant. @Springsteen fan. Banned by Putin, fired by Trump. Former US Atty, SDNY. Host of "Stay Tuned" https://t.co/IwHmWQ1bDj
David A. Goodman @DavidAGoodman
21K Followers 2K Following Writer: Family Guy, Orville, Futurama, Honor Society. podcast “So What’d You Think.” https://t.co/2fm4zt9KoN
Manu Raju @mkraju
640K Followers 7K Following Chief Congressional Correspondent, CNN. Anchor, “Inside Politics Sunday with Manu Raju.” 8a/11aET Sunday. Die-hard Chicago sports fan. Wisconsin Badger for life
Devin Delliquanti @DevDell
2K Followers 3K Following Writer for @TheDailyShow. Also, retired Boy Detective.
Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch
367K Followers 1K Following Editor-in-Chief, @TheDispatch (https://t.co/ogdkK1lQ3E), LAT columnist. AEI Fellow. Host Remnant Podcast. Majordomo for Zoë and Pippa.
Jake Sherman @JakeSherman
438K Followers 4K Following Founder of @punchbowlnews. @nbcnews/@msnbc. Phish/Dead fan. Author of NYT best seller, “The Hill To Die On”.
Tim Alberta @TimAlberta
164K Followers 946 Following staff writer @TheAtlantic | author "American Carnage" | new book December 5th: "The Kingdom, The Power, and The Glory" https://t.co/ZfQHKQVqeo
doug chu’adib @douglaschu_
3K Followers 2K Following so what if all I made of my life was more of it
Jeffrey David Thomas @JeffThomasTV
994 Followers 1K Following WV native. Artist. Musician. TV/Film writer (Titans, All American: Homecoming, The Mill). Dad. Husband. Ex-pro rassler, ex-news photog, WB writers program.
Fumi Abe @TheFumiAbe
3K Followers 803 Following A Japanese salaryman trying to climb up the corporate ladder of comedy // Host of Asian Not Asian Podcast 👇
what are these university presidents even saying when they call the cops? "help, there are tuition-paying students hanging out on campus"
They never looked at reviews of previous films to determine if someone should direct a new film before Rotten Tomatoes. They just let you go for it.
A rep for movie directors reveals that Rotten Tomatoes scores of a director’s past movies are now the first thing producers look at when directors are pitched to them. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
What do the people gasping at the swastika think Cabaret is about.
Hall & Oates: You get those photos of us for the new album cover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin homoerotic just like you asked. Hall & Oates: thank you. that is absolutely, definitely 100% what we asked
“Your honor, there was simply too much evidence against my client.”
JUST IN: Harvey Weinstein's conviction has now been overturned by the New York Court of Appeals, which is New York's highest court. In a 4-3 ruling, the appeals court found that the trial court judge committed reversible error when he allowed the prosecution to call as witnesses…
Holding up my copy of Jackie Chan's autobio like this
Obsessed with Marc Jacobs' reading selfies
This is my computer's absolute favorite thing to do. No clue what it means but have fun.
chickpeas: maybe as good as it gets, if we're being honest? my latest for the atlantic (guest link 23,000 words)
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Is it ever OK to gather fruit from someone else's tree? latimes.com/lifestyle/stor…
true!
Kept waiting and waiting for someone to write about polyamory, but nobody else seemed interested so I did it myself yalereview.org/article/brandy…
It brings me no pleasure to say that unfortunately this is very funny
@lolennui "some say the civil war was about states rights, but I think love tore us apart"
me and who and who
a curious grouping at the opening night screening of CHALLENGERS…
taylor swift wrote TTPD so I got bangs
I maybe wouldn’t have gone with a portmanteau here
Not me. Everyone is in love with me. Right guys
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